Gaston High School - Aurora Yearbook (Gaston, IN)

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Couldn't Fool Her A very deaf old lady, walking along the street, saw an Italian turning a peanut roaster. She stood looking at it a while and then shook her head: No, I shan't give you any money fo-r such music as that. I can't hear any tunes and besides it smells as if there were some- thing burning inside! ik :If PF JI' No Problem At All Village Pest- Pm soliciting donations for our rummage sale. What do you do with your old clothes, Mr. Thomas? Grocer Thomas, smiling- Why, I brush and fold them carefully at night, and I put them on again the next morning. 'I' 'Il III III Song: They Don't Roll Off 0 By Eugene Cary I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife. lk HI! 'IG Pk A New Version Who is that awful-looking frump over there, Why, that's my wife. Oh-er-beg pardon. My mistake. No-mine. IIS JF PII 24 Leg.. EIO :gg H515 eff- ESQ N530 af'-Q WL? -:en-CTA? ...fD'53,5- ec-'UQNUQ 99 'Pm ee,qfi -- LHCZUQ one B' -:e,,,p:-2 Q. ,I 'pgcow .oqfr .... N ms is 55. 5 an !' I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ----up mini: Al fir -1-..g Q E5 -I po F J. F. KIMMEL FURNITURE FUNERAL DIRECTOR BEST OF SERVICE FINEST EQUIPMENT wp... I I I I I I I 1 . I 1 I I I I .ing She I-lad Bigger Buyers In order to start a small bank account for his wife, Smith agreed to give her fifty cents every time he kissed her. Mrs. Smith always dropped the money into a small safe she kept in her closet. At the efnd of the year the box was opened to see how much money the lady would be able to put into the bank. Smith was amazed to see a number of one, five and ten dollar bills among his halves. Here, he said, I only gave you a fifty-cent piece each time I kiss-ed you. How did you get these big bills? Do you thinli everybody is as stingy as you? Mrs. Smith answered. Ill 'Il if 'Il Right As Far As He Goes Can anyone tell me what month has twenty-eight days? inquired the teacher. I can, ,replied Johnny, all of them have. il wk I- -I- All Wet First boarding house inmate - What kind of service is this? My plate's wet. Second boarding house inmate - Pipe down, you dumbell! That's your soup! ak SF ik SK Sound Reason Grocer's Little Son lat the theatrej- Daddy, why do those four men sing al- together all the time? Father- Because one of them wouldn't like to take the blame. 12 ik 11 41 Do you know that fish is brain food? UNO ll o Ph.. gm qs: 52:3 5. es.-. QPF 31+ an R' ro UI PC' :I o i as 6? cv 1+ o o 'U ru 5 w Q 91 .5 'I' I ! I 3 I ! I I I I I I I I I I I I 'I' U FI '11 11 F1 U I' P z ci U7 U 0 z 0 :- ua -I O F z P 50? PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON 50? PHONE 20 I I I I 'I'upmr-u1-mv-qv--pw-nv-F'-!P'! '!'-F'-l'-'I'

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ROWLETT'S 1l1l1lnir I C H O C O L AT E l I SHOP I l l i CANDIES, SODAS, Q I LUNCHEONETTE I i i hi l l Q l 1 1 l Q I I I 4. .-.- ke cr fb ? l-i : CII FP I N 4 fb UU G fb : I Fi. Ph U1 :- Q FP 406 COLLEGE AVENUE MUNCIE JUST A STEP FROM THE CAMPUS BALL TEACHERS' COLLEGE Abe Goldberg had shot a man, and was sentenced to be electrocuted. On the morning of the execution the warden told him how sorry he was, and how it was going to cost the state five hundred dol- lars to electrgcute him. Bum business, spoke up Goldberg. Give me fifty dollars and I'll shoot my- self! .f.I-II-mI- llnl -mI-mI-- llll - llui - llll - llll - llll -In-Im-nn-I I EARL Ev E R ETT II . I l l GENERAL INSURANCE, , AUTO FINANCING. I l AUTO LICENSE I I E . I 1 l ES CD U3 O 5 E51 Oc ZZI mna N.. :-am: U7 -I IU m I11 -I gm- ! l I l E 1 l 2 Q 1 i I L ! I 4. .- CU A: I'-T Ph :S 3' Z o 4 A: U2 G o 5 .... na Mr. Plumber was reading his newspaper at breakfast the other day when he came across an anounncement of his own death. Immediately he telephoned to his wife who was away at a seas-ide town. Hullo! that you, dear, Have you seen the announce- ment of my death in the paper, Yes-, replied the wife, excitedly. Where are you speaking from? ' fl ' T SI I QUALITY AND SERVICE CLQSSON LUMBER CO. EVERYTHING TO BUILD ANYTHING

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Easy to Detect About a week after they were married, he happened to say: Did I ever tell you about the beautiful and wealthy young lady who was dying to marry me? No, you haven't, replied his spouse. You have never yet told me any lies. ik 'K lk lk The flies in the leading hotel in a south- ern town would always get in the butter. Finally a guest made a suggestion that they put the flies on one plate and the butter on another and allow the patrons to mix them according to their own taste. 'F il lk lk Come on Mack, said the passerby to the Scotchman. Let's go for a sail. No sir, replied Mack. I just paid six bits for my dinner and I'm taking no risk of losing it. III III Ill YI4 Young ladies don't give their sweethearts the mitten these days. They say that a nice pair of warm socks would be much more appropriate as young men are more or less subject to cold feet. 42 PF BF at Little Mary getting her first sight of a peacock. Look quick auntie ,one of your chickens is in bloom. wk ik PI4 SF Thrifty to the Ehd Vell, doctor, if I gor to die, I die con- tent. My life insurance is ten t'ousand tollarsf' I think, with the aid of stimulants I can keep you alive for a week longr. Don't do it, doctor. Der premium comes due der day after tomorrow. WlinilfllilIllTNIlIHllllllllllIlilllIillfI1lPlTl? I .lllllllb 1 I I ' M 55 Q wnnuqi l I ,L Jiri' 5 ill .mf 'eg 4 I ' NW 'I' :gli III il vful I 11. as II ii . I ' 'ISN fl 'Z :E-Siem il iz aw ' I Zrrem I 'I S 'Ili ,W I E :lu ' II Milli E I ' I I Start out in life on I time. E f Special Prices to 7 Graduates. 1 HARRIOTTS i 206 South Walnut Street I I Muncie, Ind. 5 1 -l-l-- 1l1U1!-'H1U1qq5-my-fxmilugs The Kiss- Of no use to one, Yet The The The The absolute bliss for two, young boy gets- it for nothing, young ma.n has to steal it, old man has to buy it, lover's privilege, The baby's right. The hypocrite's mask, The married man's duty. To a married woman-Hope. To a young girl-Faith. To an old maid-Charity, 'I' 'I' IKJII He Knows W0men What kind of meat have you this- morn- ing, asked Ossified Oscar of the Butcher. The best steak we ever had, sir, re- plied the buitcher. Here you are, sirg as smooth as veivet and as tender as a woman's heart. Give me sausage, grunted Oscar With- out looking up. 'll lk Ik lk The Acrobatic Souse Irate Wife- And how did you get that cut on your forehead? Envied Gent- Musta-hic-bit myself. Irate wife- Gwan! How could you bite yourself up there Y Envied Gent- I guesh I musta stood on a chair. HF PF 'If lk H' lc E c -umm 'zz o 4-DNV: msn- if :SE ,tm mgldi gfbsido gnc-v-E' Q. me :' 5.9- :' Z3 W5 C22 Ha? E. 35' vi co :A A co ... :L 5- er LS 55 2 g Us. if 8 su--ul-n1n1n-.ago I I I I I I I I i ,I I I 5 I I I -nil-n1n1ua!u MIIHUIIINIIGINGY 'PU F11 DP F' H O 'FU WE SPECIALIZE 7 IN FARMS i I 110 North Walnut Street Phone 25 - I I Muncie, Indiana I I yv-ll-l-!-Inn:--n-l-puq-u-I-l-u--I--nu--lub