Garrett High School - Aeolian Yearbook (Garrett, IN)

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Every Sunday night at ten The herm it ' s cave is open. He tells the tales of mice and men, Of gossip left unspoken. And if you ' d like to hear the tale, The Class of ' 41, Just turn your lights out; lend your ear; The story ' s just begun. Remember Babbitt? She ' s the gal Who works in radio. She does those expert sound effects On Station O O O. Glenn Miller ' s band is graced to have Kate Rider for their vocals. And Neighborgall is keeping time At contests for the locals. Alma Bowlby heads a school For girls with lots of dough. While Bohler, The Lone Ranger, Rides the plains. Silver, Hi Oh! Mowry works at training fleas. Freeze is a Junior G-Man. Dills shot-puts on Olympic teams And no one puts like he can. The Voorhees sisters have an act,— Playing now on Broadway. And Kruger, Garrett ' s prima donna, Sings opera for her pay. The. Henie Girl on Roller Skates Is Mary Bloom ' s new billing. And Ila Warner fixes hair Of all who may be willing. Dora Sarber rides bare-back, With Ringling Brothers Show. Kate Connor is a stewardess On Ye Olde B. jand O. Glenn Getz is busy slinging hash. With Whirledge to compete. While Oliver ' s new dictionary Is judged the most complete. Charles Simcox ' s face is featured now In every movie house. They tell me he has five new cars— And me with none! (The louse) DeVeny is the Chaplain At Alcatraz, I ' ve heard. While Bertsch, the poet, writes her rhyme Of tree and flower and bird. Kalafat had her great romance; She married Superman. Zinn ' s ostrich farm ' s the place at which Miss Rand now buys her fan. Marjorie Kelham ' s orphanage Has housed full many a kid. Don Schulthess sells tobacco To American for their bid. After dark Miss Gault is seen, A night club entertainer. Walt Disney just signed Harwood up As Mickey Mouse ' s trainer. Bonnie Hazeltine may be found At Park Avenue 629. She washes dishes for Astor ' s now, And I hear she ' s doing fine. Dot Thompson met her Waterloo When McDowell came to town. Her column ' s worse than Winchell ' s though, It runs the whole world down. Zoa Hamm, they say, and Margaret too Are artists in their lines. They write those awful verses found On comic valentines. Wayne Custer ' s taken yodeling; They say he ' s quite the best. But when it comes to calling hogs, Dick Bartels leads the rest. Alelia Anderson, ' tis said Is teaching music now. And Runion ' s Lectures we ' ve all heard On Life Begins Somehow. Who? Stanley Rose? He smells perfume. His snozzle is a honey. You see, it ' s not the looks that count, But how it makes the money. Earl Richmond finally got a job. He ' s helping Shanny show The Seniors all the Chemistry They ever hope to know. Pat, Mary, and Anne, The Jada Girls, Have traveled near and far, Their song they ve sung to everyone And each is now a star. Arlene is still a sister-in-law, But she won ' t give up hope. She 11 tell you that an old maid ' s life Is all and all No Soap! Cleo Smith ' s a nurse, I hear. She nurses wounded hearts. That Walters, Cupid ' s general, Has wounded with her darts. Mary Sleek is quite refined. She teaches Emily Post Good manners and the proper things To do when guest or host. Page Twenty-Two

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JJ, eir3 1, Elaine Lewis, will my slow motions to Bette Moses. 1, Arlene Malcom, will my stays with the principal ' s daughter to someone interested in child welfare. In all fairness and understanding do I, Phyllis Mann, will my motto, Everyday in every way I ' m getting slimmer and slimmer to Mr. Coble. I, Pat McDowell, will my outstanding intellect to the school for its memoirs. I, Mary Milks, will my all to Jim. (As if we couldn ' t guess! ' To a certain Brimfield farmer do I, Mary Moody, follow in Milks ' footsteps. I, Bill Moses, will my liking for Hamm to all vegetarians. I, the press-agent of Horsie Mowry, hereby state that he wishes to will his eyebrows to all who have at some time or other admired them. To the Chemistry room do I, Joe Myers, will all my precious time I have spent in installing the new cabinets. After due consideration I, Roger Neighborgall, have decided to finally will my interest in younger girls to boys nearer their age. To Noah Webster with a sense of pity do I, William Oliver, will my unlimited vocabulary. I, Fara Lee Pearson, begueath my smiling spirit to the second year typing students. To the memory of a good chemistry class, do I, Earl Richmond, will the prize answers of the year. That they may be revenged, I, Kathryn Rider, will my flippancy to all those who have been the victims of it. We, Stanley Rose, Glenn Getz, and Meredith Holsinger, will our Union of Organized Chemists to three persons of next year ' s class who can throw a bottle of nitroglycerin against a brick wall without an explosion. I, Opal Runion, will my quiet ways to the teachers, who appreciate such conduct. I, Dora Sarber, will my ice cream business to someone who likes work. To Leroy Pence do I, Robert Saxer, will my falsetto voice. I, Don Schulthess, will my unlimited hours of work on bookkeeping to W. C. Potter. To Robert Burtch do I, Charles Simcox, will my height, so valuable in basketball. I, Mary Sleek, will my quite inconspicuous school life to all those with quiet natures who follow in my footsteps. For no plausible reason do I, Cleo Smith, will my interest in dark-haired boys to Lila Burtch. I, Ruth Soellinger, will to my younger sister anything I have which she wants. Having it in abundance, I, Eleanor Souder, find it possible for me to will a little of my music talent to Ruth Gerner, if she needs it. That it may continue to flourish, I, Edward Steigmeyer, will my brothers and sisters to Garrett High School. To the American Tobacco Company, do I, Eugene Stiles, will my trusty pipe. I, Keith Strock, will my acute bashfulness to Nicholas Nickelodian Sarpa. To Jeanne Holsinger, I, Eileen Voorhees, will my sisterly affection. I, Miriam Voorhees, will the gleam in my eye to the guy for whom it shines. I, Meredith Walter, will my big Hudson to Louie Sapp. (He ' d look cute driving it.) I, Ha Warner, will my life to a Peck of fun. I, Bernard Weaver, will my harmonica to the many long-winded Juniors. I, Berneice Wetoskey, will my plans for the future to a very Grave(s) fellow. I, Nancy Whelan, give the many cheers I have led to next year ' s cheering section. I, Roger Whirledge, will my nitroglycerin to Britain, with a prayer that it will be appreciated there. I, Edwin Yanuszeski, will my noteworthy speeches in Public Speaking to the Class of ' 45. I, Eugene Yarde, will my little-used midnight oil to Pat Bechtol. I, Dorothy Yingling, will my whistling ability to all of Garrett High School ' s mocking birds. I, Eileen Zinn, will my many blushes to Marjorie Huffman. I, Florence Zulick, will my often-envied dimples to Baby Snooks. To the Freshmen, we, the Seniors will kiddy cars to get around the halls more easily. To the Sophomores we will the seldom-opened encyclopedias. To the Juniors we will our text books (good as new), plus our dignity, plus the many good times we ' ve had, plus anything else they may desire. Thus ends the cases of the ' 41 session of this court. The court is adjourned until May, 1942. Judge, Bernard Weaver Clerk, Jeanette Chester Page Twenty-One

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he erm it’A c ai e Arthur Murray ' s School of Dance Has Beb Bapst for a teacher. And each of the Green boys, M. and A., Is now addressed as Preacher. Irving Berlin ' s lyricist Is our own Dot Cattell. Since she ' s joined forces with his staff His songs have sold quite well. Dorothy Yingling ' s busy too, Whistling her way through college. What some of these poor kids won ' t do To get a little knowledge! Podunk Center had its luck. Gordon ' s their coach ' tis said. He ' s set an all time record By teaching from his bed. Annetta Hendrickson ' s the gal Who won a lot of dough, By jerking sodas and making cokes In good old Kokomo. Alma Hillegass has led A very hectic life. She ' s got a big job on her hands For she ' s the president ' s wife. The Book of the Month for the past year Is Zulick ' s Ask Me How. And Nina Mae, a milliner, Is quite a big girl now. Jeanette Chester gained her fame By dancing her way through life. While Bette Cerasale ' s going to make Some man a perfect wife. Bill Moses has a lease on girls. He has them by the hordes. And Eugene Yarde may still be seen In old-style Model-A Fords. Yanuszeski ' s quite the guy In oratory work. And Stiles, in testing airplanes, Was never known to shirk. And Steigmeyer, not to be outdone, Has joined the army too. He ' s learned to do most everything His younger brothers do. Ruth Soellinger ' s found, The play ' s the thing. It is her every thought. The legitimate stage has claimed her art. Her services it ' s bought. A rag-time gal is Eleanor, She still is pickin ' tunes For Smilin ' Ellington who now Not only plays but croons. Doris Freeman leads a band, A second Ina Ray Hutton. And in her mink and ermine coats, Pearl Eldridge sure is struttin ' . Edith Davidson, for fun, Makes money counting sheep For Millionaire, Joe Myers, when He cannot get to sleep. Keith Strock is making cabinets For Philco radio. The Lewis girl, a governess, Has learned to speak just so. Bemeice Wetosky is employed As press agent to Case, Who sings and brings to her hometown A musical first place. Secretary Clabaugh does The typing for Miss Mann; Her latest essay for the press Is I ' m American. JoAnn Heinzerling is named The Girl Most Photographed.” And Whelan since she ' s out of school Has never, never laughed. Fara Lee, The One-Note Girl, On her dear clarinet, Has held a note for twenty years. I hear she ' s at it yet. Bill Creager chose to spend his life In laughs and loves and play. Bob Saxer likes to fish and hunt To loaf his time away. Mary Moody likes to cook Especially on a farm. While Weaver, now a traffic cop Keeps pedestrians from harm. And now you know the record By students, long gone by, Who back in 1941 Left dear old Garrett Hi. Their motto which they live, Strive on Has led them to do right. You ' ve heard the tale; the hermit ' s done. So now turn on the light. —Meredith Holsinger Page Twenty-Three