Garfield Junior High School - Review Yearbook (Fond Du Lac, WI)

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ig The REVlEXVIQ2j fag' Grandpa had an easy chair, Johnny had a pin. Father had a razor strap, Johnny's pants were thin. Give me an example of period furniture- XVell, replied the student, I'd say an elec- tric chair-because it ends a sentence. lllother-- Now, children, don't quarrel. XVhat's the matter?i' Harold- lVeire playin' ship wreck, an' .Susie won't go in the bathroom and drown herselff' Mr. Sabish- Have you seen the new bal- loon tires ? g Harold Fohl- lVhy, who ever heard of a balloon needing tires.', lleiiss Blaska- Every day we breathe oxygen. Joe Pilon, what do we breathe at night ? ' joe Pilon- Nitrogen bliss Stocking: Henry, spell 'weatherf Henry: f'VV-e-t-t-h-e-r. Teacher: VVell, that's certainly the worst spell of weather we've had for some time. lt was a lesson on punctuation and jimmy was falling asleep at his desk. Now, said the teacher, Ulf I say, 'I must leave, as I have an engagement-by the way what is the time ?', I place a dash after 'engagement' because the sentence is broken off abruptly. At that moment she caught sight of the dozing boy. Now, then, Jimmy, you are not listen- ing. What was I saying? she asked him. Please, Miss Faustgenf' said Jimmy, with a start, you were telliing us- you said 'dash' because your engagement was broken off abruptly! A hir. Rose was giving his class a lesson about the Pine Ufood. He asked: VVhich boy can tell me the pine which has the longest and sharpest needles? Up went a hand in the front row. lN'Ir. Rose: VVell, Johnny? Johnny: Please, sir, porcupine. lVIr. Hanlon: I am surprised at your not knowing the date of Columbus' discovery of America. It's right at the beginning of the chapter. Young Hopeful: Im sorry. I thought it was his telephone number. ' The inspector was examining the boys concerning the story of David and Goliath. He had been describing the parts of Go1iath's armour, and asked, Now, boys, what was it Goliath forgot to do ? Expecting the answer to be that he had forgotten to close his visor, the reply was, Please, sir, he forgot to duck! lVIiss Reilly- Now, class, can you tell us what a primitive forest is ? lVIary- A primitive forest is a place where no human hand has ever set foot. Vulgar Customer fdisgustedlyj- Hi, waiter, what d'you call this stuff? XVaiter- That's very good soup, 'Creme Raine'. V. C.- I can taste the rain all right, but the cook's forgot the cream. Elaine B. fat a Zooj : Why is that monkey acting so funny ? Gordon Q'B.: Oh, don't bother about him he's just looking for the key to the ele- phant's.trunk. The Night Before Exams Now I lay me down to sleep, To study hard I've tried, If I should die before I wake, l'd have no blamed exams to take. I Page thirty-eight

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