Garfield Junior High School - Review Yearbook (Fond Du Lac, WI)

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x 'ig The REVIENW'IQ2j gi' s Wiks . 'Rksh W AT ' . -i..,ggfg1'i:- M., f P E Eff - u - U rg- ff 1 ..l!.... lt..- f 1 H I , Can Anyone Tell l. Where hir. Liner got the mumps? 2. VVhat lWr. Hoff did while he had the mumps? 3. VVhat Miss Faustgen thought of while she had the mumps? 4. lVhat lVIiss Erickson looked like while she had the mumps? 5. IVhy all the teachers didn't have them at the same time? Ninth Gradefs Hopes I want to go to Senior High, and with the Seniors stand, VVith a fountain pen behind my ear, and a notebook in my hand. I wouldn't be a presidentg I wouldn't be a,king, I wouldn't be an angel, cause angels have to sing, l'd rather be in Senior High, and never do a thing. He tried to cross the railroad track Before the passing train. They put the pieces in a sack But they couldn't find the brain. Butcher Boys Love Song I never sausage eyes as thine And if you'll butcher hand in mine And liver round me every day VVelll seek some hamlet far away, lVe'll meat life's frown with life's caress And Cleaver road to happiness. llflother-You can't go out in the rain, your rubbers leak. Milton-Oh! That's all right. I've pumps inside of them. Our Motto lf you see a tall fellow ahead of a crowd A leader of men, marching fearless and proud, And you know of a tale whose mere telling aloud VVould cause his proud head in anguish to be bowed, ' It's a pretty good plan to forget it. If you know of a skeleton hidden away In a closet and guarded and kept from the day, In the dark, and whose showing, whose sudden display, lVould cause grief and sorrow and life-long dismay, lt's a pretty good plan to forget it. If you know of a thing that will darken the ioy, Of a man or a woman, a girl or a boy, That will wipe out a smile or the least way annoy a fellow, Or'cause any gladness to cloy- lt's a pretty good plan to forget it. Iylr. Greene in Citizenship class telling about his visit to an insane asylum. Mr. G.: As I was visiting with one of the patients a man stepped up and offered to show me around. While he was ex- plaining the different cases to me he pointed to one man and said, 'There is a peculiar case, he thinks he's Napoleon Bonapartef hir. G.: That's funny, isn't it. Guide: I should say so when I'm Napo- leon myself. Johnny-Look at your worn out shoes and your father is a shoe maker. Bobby+VVell, what are you talking about? Your father is a dentist and your baby sister has only one tooth. Wl1at on earth are you wearing all those coats for? asked Miss VVerner. Well, was the reply, I'm going to paint my box, and the directions on the paint can say, 'for best results, put on three coatsf Page thirty-Eve

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A man w +5 Mr. Geige l The REVIEW 1925 Qi' Bright Answers r, talking about the seeds of different trees: 'Hickory 11uts weren't made for us, what were they made for? Catherine ll'lcGrath: The squirrels. D. llflineau: ll'Iy, you eat well. ' Fat Guell: I ought to, l've practiced all my life. - llfliss Frost : ls your hand up or down ? Harold H.: No. Nlr. Geiger: VVhat are some of the fine points of San R. Gorn: H Francisco ? It has a golden gate. John T.: Judging from my writing, how old am I? hfliss Frost: Judging from your writing, you are fourfi , ci ll-Ir. Green four Fords a ez If Henry Ford built just year they would cost about S4000 a piece. D. Lynch : But he doesnltf' Teacher: lfVe have several plants and Howers named with the prefix 'dog'. The dog-violet an d dog-rose are well known. Can anyone name another. T. Hutchins: I know, Collie-flower. alking along the street saw Halley Crouch struggling to ring door bell he couldn't reach. ln a kindly manner he stepped up and rang the bell saying, Now, little boy, what do we do next ? Halley answered, Run like the dickensf' and he suited the action to the word. V A, Home Economics Girl walked briskly into a grocery store, and looked for a few good egg-plants. As the grocer was wrap- ping them up, she asked, How deep should these be planted to get the best results ? Planted? said the astonished grocer. You're not going to plant them are you? Yes, replied the girl. Our teacher told us to use nothing but fresh eggs, and the stores are so unreliable, I have decided to raise my own. Teacher: VVhat is an organ in the mouth? Art: A tooth. Teacher: Hlfxnlilt kind of an organ is it? Art: A grind organ. :J lllr. Geiger to Thelma Barbeau: lVhere is sugar cane grown ? C. lVIcGrath: l'Alaska. lylr. Geiger: Let Thelma do her own thinking. Catherine: Now, Thelma, can you tell me where it is grown ? Thelma: lVell now, she told me, Alas- ka. - ll-'Iiss llfloe lin citizenshipj: You can compare the three things capital, labor, and natural resources to a three legged stool. lf one leg is taken away the stool falls down. Tom lfVilson: Put the stool against the wall. -his llflurrayt VVhere have you been ? S. Benz: Looking for work. i' t lVI. lllurray: lVIan, oh man! your curiosity's gonna get you into trouble if you don't look out. N. Egelhoff: VVhen l want to borrow money l never go to a friend. Ed. Heister: Say, Norman, let's be friendsf' J. llflclntosh came back from the circus very much excited. Oh, Riammaf' he cried, janet spilled some peanuts and the ele- phant picked them all up with his vacuum cleanerf' lVIother, complained R. Strebe, I don't feel well. Mother: That's too bad. VVherc do you feel the worst? Russel: ln school I feel just terrible. Anna Rauls: You remind me of just so much brown sugar. Victor Prey: VVhy?,' Anna: Oh, you are so unrefinedf' Page thirty-seven I 1