Garfield Junior High School - Review Yearbook (Fond Du Lac, WI)

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x 'ig The REVIENW'IQ2j gi' s Wiks . 'Rksh W AT ' . -i..,ggfg1'i:- M., f P E Eff - u - U rg- ff 1 ..l!.... lt..- f 1 H I , Can Anyone Tell l. Where hir. Liner got the mumps? 2. VVhat lWr. Hoff did while he had the mumps? 3. VVhat Miss Faustgen thought of while she had the mumps? 4. lVhat lVIiss Erickson looked like while she had the mumps? 5. IVhy all the teachers didn't have them at the same time? Ninth Gradefs Hopes I want to go to Senior High, and with the Seniors stand, VVith a fountain pen behind my ear, and a notebook in my hand. I wouldn't be a presidentg I wouldn't be a,king, I wouldn't be an angel, cause angels have to sing, l'd rather be in Senior High, and never do a thing. He tried to cross the railroad track Before the passing train. They put the pieces in a sack But they couldn't find the brain. Butcher Boys Love Song I never sausage eyes as thine And if you'll butcher hand in mine And liver round me every day VVelll seek some hamlet far away, lVe'll meat life's frown with life's caress And Cleaver road to happiness. llflother-You can't go out in the rain, your rubbers leak. Milton-Oh! That's all right. I've pumps inside of them. Our Motto lf you see a tall fellow ahead of a crowd A leader of men, marching fearless and proud, And you know of a tale whose mere telling aloud VVould cause his proud head in anguish to be bowed, ' It's a pretty good plan to forget it. If you know of a skeleton hidden away In a closet and guarded and kept from the day, In the dark, and whose showing, whose sudden display, lVould cause grief and sorrow and life-long dismay, lt's a pretty good plan to forget it. If you know of a thing that will darken the ioy, Of a man or a woman, a girl or a boy, That will wipe out a smile or the least way annoy a fellow, Or'cause any gladness to cloy- lt's a pretty good plan to forget it. Iylr. Greene in Citizenship class telling about his visit to an insane asylum. Mr. G.: As I was visiting with one of the patients a man stepped up and offered to show me around. While he was ex- plaining the different cases to me he pointed to one man and said, 'There is a peculiar case, he thinks he's Napoleon Bonapartef hir. G.: That's funny, isn't it. Guide: I should say so when I'm Napo- leon myself. Johnny-Look at your worn out shoes and your father is a shoe maker. Bobby+VVell, what are you talking about? Your father is a dentist and your baby sister has only one tooth. Wl1at on earth are you wearing all those coats for? asked Miss VVerner. Well, was the reply, I'm going to paint my box, and the directions on the paint can say, 'for best results, put on three coatsf Page thirty-Eve

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, -fe The Review 1925 School Calendar October 31: November 26: stomachs feel. December 25: February l-l: seen. The city is strewn with garbage. YVhat's the matter? lt's Hallowe'en. The turkey is getting his revenge, we can tell by the way our Oh Boy! lt's Christmas! X A few cards with the words VVon't you be my Valentine ? were lllarch 4: lt would have been a good day for a fire drill, the smoke would have made it seem like the real thing. Beware of candy given away so generously, it is April Fool's Day! Have we got our Easter bonnets? Letys go! lyiarch 26: Spring begins. Ain't Nature grand? April 1 : April 12: lylay Oh, how we do love picnics! June Now for the vacation! Ain't it a grand and glorious feelin'?? just Another Faculty The King of Freburg was having a ball, Many royal guests did Line ffl the Hall, Behind the Hirth burned the fire, lVIiss VanHecke sat on a red hot lVeier. The night was dreary and full of Frost, Outside was a man, he was lost, A very Lawless man was he, Under his cape, he wore a Green vestee. He reached in through the window, And grabbed Bliss Boyle, But discovered he must not linger, For lllir. Hlinak had him foiled. He had tried to Geiger Cgag herj, But when he ran away, His cape did catch a Breyer. For they hadn't llfloetdl that day. lfVhen Hlinak there did Nleter Qmet herb He Hatteringly did greet her, For there was Bliss Magaurn, Sitting on a bench all forlorn. Among the guests sat a maiden fair, VVith pretty teeth and chestnut hair, lVIiss Kennedy sat alone, all alone there, For her beauty she wished not to Schaar Csharel There sat Miss O'Keefe upon a golden throne She was the princess fair, Who dwelt in her kingdom, As does the lion in his lair. And approaching in a coach, XVith Goodrich tires so strong, Sat lVIr. Edick grown old with age, His beard was white and long. Alone on a camel, with trapping rare, Sat lVIiss Edmunds with jet black hair, And on another camel fine Sat bliss YVickert and bliss Epstein. How can I keep my toes from going to sleep? Don't turn them in. If there should be another flood, then to this refuge Hy, Tho' all the town would be submerged, these jokes would still be dry. Page thirty-four VVhat is the easiest way to drive a nail without smashing my fingers? Hold the hammer in both hands. A Teddy bear sat on the ice As cold as cold could be He soon got up and walked away lVIy tail is told, said he. 53+

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