Garfield Junior High School - Review Yearbook (Fond Du Lac, WI)

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The REVIEW NINETEEN '1'wENTY-FOUR OUR FACULTY Our Roosevelt school doth always wear a smile, true friendliness is known to be its style. The principal of this fine school, is Mr. XVoodworth who knows each Pedogogic rule. Mr. Sabish looks so mild and meek. but when its History he knows whereof he speaks. And he has helpers who are wise and kind, Mr. Hanlon, Misses Lewis, Olson, and Larson you will find. In English Miss Pinkerton none can excell with tfxe Misses liaustgen, Stocking, and Reilly all working well. In Math Miss Hartl plays a part, with Misses Katcn, Manion, llreir, and lfloening in her art. Mrs. Foster the artist of our school, knows well her art and every rule. In Science with Mr. Schultz none can compete, with Erickson, Blaska and XVittie there to meet. The work to lead us in assembly time, to Miss Fmnegan we do assign. 'We must have Latin and geography too, and this we leave for lVhaleon and XVhiteneck to do. And when it comes to cutting of the cloth and that, to the Misses Minton and Stout we take off our hat. And when there's bread and cake to bake, Miss Roberts and Miss Johnstone are wide awake. About Manuel Arts, nothing must he said I suppose, just listen to the hammers of VVakeman, Liner, .-Xtwell, and Rose. And now we have told you the work of the 34, Faculty members of 1924. Grace Salchert: Yeast is a small plant which grows on small bushes. ik 41 Dk Pk l Miss Epstein: Name the 5 states of times. Ruth Nelson, do you know them? Ruth N.: Past, Present. Perfect, Regular, and Father Time. wi: vs ik ak Say John, did you see that swallow. See what swallow. That bird. No, what did it swallow. if if ft if Mueller Z.: See here that dollar you lent n.c was counterfeit. Alfred V.: Didn't ya say ya wanted it bad. sz: ai: 1: 4: Mr. Sabish: XVhat's that bump on your head? Ray U.: Oh that's where a thought struck me. s: ao: 1: Ik Mr. Hanlon: XVhat is the most prominent school club in America? Wise Kid: Birch Club. wk wk tk 4: 'SXVOIHCII are beginning to assert themselves in China. How's that ? Never heard of Pa-Jong, didja ? fa: x 4: 4: Mr. Sabish Qin citizenship classj : Why was the new political party during the jaeksonian period called Wfhigs? . Bright Pupils: Because they all wore wigs. 4: al: 4: 4: Do you know that: The reason we count in tens is that man first counted on his fingers and toes, and as there are ten of each it has become a habit to count by tens. Page 38

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The REVIEW NINETEEN 'rwENTx'-Fork DO YOU KNOXV THEM? VVe have come little book to tell thee How the Garfield faculty of 23, Has labored to teach us the golden rule, That should be taught in every school. A principal and guardian in Mr. Unzicker we find As he and his helpers try to broaden our mind. Our English is poor but to improve is our wish, And how can we help it with Goodrich, Epstein, Riley, Wlickert. and Blish. But to be good citizens. Mathematics we need So Breyer, Miller, Kennedy, Freberg, and VVeier we heed And to live without History is useless we know, So here we have Mr. Green, Miss O'Keefe and Miss Moe. Now we all know the need of Hygiene, Science and Art ' And here we have Lawless, Van Hecke, Schaar, johnson, McNown each to play their part. And of Mr. Geiger and Mr. Gavin we surely must tell. How they teach us Geography and Commerce so well. And now let us sing with Miss Edmunds the music to yield Of our 1923 faculty of our dear old Garfield. 4: wk an if If we had Goodrich Loom Cousj and a Lawless Breyer grew VVou1d Mr. Geiger Moe it down or let it grow Green with a NVire around it? Please send in your answers early. 4: ik :if if Hugh G.: Is yesterday a direct object? Ralph B.: No yesterday was the Ioth. ik af in :if Jean Hope: How do you get your assignments so well? Mac Peeke: W'hy the teacher assigns that at the end of period. lk Ik lk wk JUST THINK or THAT Three men went into a restaurant for supper. Ist man ordered ice cream. 2nd man ordered biscuits and honey. 3rd man ordered baked apple. The men started eating. Ist man: Say, waiter, how do you account for the hair in my ice CYCZIITISH XVaiter: Dat am easy boss. they done used shaved ice. ' 2l1f.l man: Say waiter, I see very plainly how you get hair in the ice cream, but how do you account for hair in my biscuits and honey ?,' VVaiter: Dat am easy to 'count foh, dat honey done come out ob a comb. 3rd man: Hey waiter, I see how you get hair in the ice cream and biscuits and honey, but how the dence do you account for hair in my baked apples ? XVaiter: Boss, dat sho' am a hard one to answer. Dem's s'possed to be talds-wons ! ar in x 4: The patter of little feet was heard on the stairs and Mrs. Blank raised her hand for stillness among the members of the bridge club. i The babies are going to give me their good night message, she said, it always gives me a feeling of reverencef' The silence was tense as the women listened. ' Mama! came the voice, Willie found a bedbug! Page 40 I