Garfield Junior High School - Review Yearbook (Fond Du Lac, WI)

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The REVIENV NINETEEN TWENTY-FOUR GOOD ADVICE Don't be what you ain't Jes be what you is ' For if you is not what u ani Then yon am not what you is. You can always pass the slate If you can't exhort or preach If you jes a little pebble Don't try to be a peach. wr :if wk ar If youlre jes a little tadpole Don't try to be a frog If you is a little tail Don't try to wag the dog. Don't be what you aint just be what you is For the man who plays square Is a going to get his. Got 65 in English 64 in Math. They heard him softly hiss I'd like to catch the guy who said That ignorance was bli wk af :if wk A man came into a restaurant an ordered ha Man: Say waiter, eliminate those eggs. l1Vaiter: VVhat boss ? Man: 'KI say eliminate those eggs. Waiter: Fraid ah all didn't understan yoh. ss. in and eggs. Man Qgetting impatientj : I said eliminate the eggs ll' VVaiter went into the kitchen and after awhile returns handle ob dat eliminater am broke. Pk Pk wa 41 . Sorry boss, but de Kindly old party in hospital to soldier lying in bed with a bandage over his head. Did you get hit in the head my good man ? Soldier: No mum, I got hit in the foot and tl an wk wk is ie bandage slipped up. The Girl behind the counter chews, her gum in manner artful, My cow chews in the self-same way, except 4: :if ur ar my cow looks thoughtful. The thing that goes the farthest, toward making life worth whileg That cost the least and does the most, is just a pleasant smile. It's full of a worth of goodness, too, with genial kindness blentg It's worth a million dollars, and doesn't ccst :sf is af wk 8. Cellt. Mr. Sabish: Margaret, what is the underground railroad? Margaret L. V.: It is a train drawn by the engine that runs underground. as :r bk PF Miss Hoenig: VVhat is a radio? Marie Stepnoski: It's the difference from the inter to the outside. Miss H.: No, what is it Chas. Hess? Chas.: It's a radio. ar wk if wk She: You raised your hat to that girl that passed and you don't know her, do you ? ' He: No but my brother does, and this is his hat. ai: 4: fr ar Mr. Schultz was giving the class a lecture on Gravity . Now children he said, it is the law of gravity that holds us on the earth. But please, teacher , inquired Richard Grassy, how did we stick on before the law was passed? Page 3 7

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The REVIEW NINETEEN '1'wENTY-FOUR OUR FACULTY Our Roosevelt school doth always wear a smile, true friendliness is known to be its style. The principal of this fine school, is Mr. XVoodworth who knows each Pedogogic rule. Mr. Sabish looks so mild and meek. but when its History he knows whereof he speaks. And he has helpers who are wise and kind, Mr. Hanlon, Misses Lewis, Olson, and Larson you will find. In English Miss Pinkerton none can excell with tfxe Misses liaustgen, Stocking, and Reilly all working well. In Math Miss Hartl plays a part, with Misses Katcn, Manion, llreir, and lfloening in her art. Mrs. Foster the artist of our school, knows well her art and every rule. In Science with Mr. Schultz none can compete, with Erickson, Blaska and XVittie there to meet. The work to lead us in assembly time, to Miss Fmnegan we do assign. 'We must have Latin and geography too, and this we leave for lVhaleon and XVhiteneck to do. And when it comes to cutting of the cloth and that, to the Misses Minton and Stout we take off our hat. And when there's bread and cake to bake, Miss Roberts and Miss Johnstone are wide awake. About Manuel Arts, nothing must he said I suppose, just listen to the hammers of VVakeman, Liner, .-Xtwell, and Rose. And now we have told you the work of the 34, Faculty members of 1924. Grace Salchert: Yeast is a small plant which grows on small bushes. ik 41 Dk Pk l Miss Epstein: Name the 5 states of times. Ruth Nelson, do you know them? Ruth N.: Past, Present. Perfect, Regular, and Father Time. wi: vs ik ak Say John, did you see that swallow. See what swallow. That bird. No, what did it swallow. if if ft if Mueller Z.: See here that dollar you lent n.c was counterfeit. Alfred V.: Didn't ya say ya wanted it bad. sz: ai: 1: 4: Mr. Sabish: XVhat's that bump on your head? Ray U.: Oh that's where a thought struck me. s: ao: 1: Ik Mr. Hanlon: XVhat is the most prominent school club in America? Wise Kid: Birch Club. wk wk tk 4: 'SXVOIHCII are beginning to assert themselves in China. How's that ? Never heard of Pa-Jong, didja ? fa: x 4: 4: Mr. Sabish Qin citizenship classj : Why was the new political party during the jaeksonian period called Wfhigs? . Bright Pupils: Because they all wore wigs. 4: al: 4: 4: Do you know that: The reason we count in tens is that man first counted on his fingers and toes, and as there are ten of each it has become a habit to count by tens. Page 38