Garfield Junior High School - Gleaner Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

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JOIvES Mrs, Rowel I---” How do ’ ' Bunk” Becker---” It ’ s finds out,” V Mrs, W®lker --”Sally, Sally- — Yea, Mother, and I 4 aid, No thank % v you define ignorance?” when you don’t kno¥f something and someone f V • 5 T r V ' J )T V A w v were you a good girl in church today?” A man offered me a big plate of money, you, ’” y» f % p jy f St t 4V 4 4 4 4S % Proud Mother---” Our Johnny is very smart in school,’ Visitor---”What is he studying?” P, M,---”Oh let’s see, he’s studying French, Spanish, and Algpbra Johnny, say ’hello’ to Mrs, Smith in Algebra,” .. . t t Kt t St t St St St St A %V vC iC A A A A VV A « Richard Mulvany---”Suppose you were a cast-avv ' ay on an island ¥;ith only one book; what book would you like it to be?” John Stansf ield---”That ’ s easy ’’Boat Building for the Amateur St St At Sf M St At St St St St r if A vC % ' C trC ii w VT W t t rC Gillete Gordon (just finishing the 440) ”pid you take my time?” Mr, Corley---” ' ! didn’t have to, , You took it yourself,” St St St At At St At At St St A St At tv A A A t r ’tv tv • ’is VT Mr, Lawson- — -’’How many students are in your class?” Mr. Edw ards ’’About one, out of every five,” St St St At At At St St St St St ts is ”fs v t ' C ifT ' T 3 nr ’V ' T C ’is ’’The examination,” said Mrs, Curtice, ’’will be conducted on the honor system. Please sit three seats apart and in alternate rows,” St St St St St S St St St St At ■VC ’iC ts Vv SC ’{ “is ’i ' C tC Mrs, Shriver---”Name five things, that contain milk,” Cecelia C , --- Butter, cheese, ice cream, and tv ro cows, ' St St St St St St St St St t St t trv V ’is W fC ’i V ’i ' C VC B, Morrison l wonder why J, Schafer talks- to himself so much?” J, Vohs---”He says that he likes to talk to a smart man and that he likes to hear a smart man talking,” St sr St St St St St St St Si s iS ts ' V ts fs ’is ' V ’is Bob Why is he yawning, .in the middle of his speech? Dick---”’He must be listening to it. J ' !, ► ' . J ' . AL ' L ts s ts ts ’ts V k ■ ’tC Mrs, Bagnall’s English class was set to the task of writing an essay on ' Our Dog,” Dick Gardner was the first to finish. His essay read; ‘Our Dog, we haven’t got one. J ' , ' ' ' ' St St St ts ts t ts ts ts tv ts ts ts Ik t’ ’iC Miss Riley- -- ' When was Rome built? Dick Bennett At night, Miss Riley ' Who told- you that? Dick Bennett V ell, you said Rdme wasn’t built in a day, •l d JL J ' Jt Si t St St ts ts t ts t ts • % t ts %•% ’i ' S ■ ’fs ’tC Tom Cooley I raise lions on my ranch,. Barber 17 ' hat k i n d ? Tom Coole f ’Dandy lions. Si SI St St St St St St St St St ts“ ts ts ' T i ’tC “iC ’fC ' i ’tC ’tC ’fC Mrs. Shriver ' Did you glean this fish before you cooked it? ' Gloria ' No, what’s the use of washing anything that’s lived in water all of its life? ,? ■ J’ ' ' “i, ' • ts ts ts ts fs yC C vC ’ts fs tT , Mrs, Curtice And why did you put quotation marks around all of your answ ers on the test? Bob Greenleaf ' I was quoting the girl in front of me. ' ' s ts ts ts ts ts ts ts y V ’tC ’ts ’ts

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Low Nine Spirit Low nine spirit-is it low? ' ? . i • • • ♦ - You said, ”Low?” - ' No 2 No I No I ' Pull or steam, full of pep. Snappiest class in Garfield ..yet. Fall in line, join the crowd ‘ ’ Low nine spirit-aren t we proud] Bill Rieger

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JOKES Lionel Porsjth--”L herG do Jellyfish got their jelly?” ' Joe Dickie--” ' Prom the Ocean currents, I guess,” “ V V ' T ' T ' Jt ' T %% 3 { %■ VC • Boh Turner- ■ anyhow, y©u won’t have to ¥orry about fire ' drills . ” ‘ , Scriib---” ' ¥hy not?” ' ‘ - Bob Turner- You ’ re too groon to burn,”’ ' ■ ;. 3nT ir » v r % ■ i IriT Vi Mr, Powers ”Have jov. been reading ” Longf ellovj?” Bill Mitchell ”No, onl for a qu.arter of an hour.” ' r . f r st « %t 7 v i rv Miss Lowery--”! will take some hydrogen and then I will take some chloroform. ” Class ”0h fine,” M St St St St St St (Merritt Pres ' ton ' in a beLrt)eh’ ' hbp’) Barber ”Do you went it cut or just the oil changed.” James Schafer is quite conceited isn’t he?” ”I’ll say -he is,” ' ”Why on his last birthdon he sent a letter of congratulation to his •parents,” — 4 t St t t t St St St ir“ C“ iC “ T %C v V Hov ard Miller (on telephone ) -”Hollo dear, how about us having . dinner together this evening?” Bev Campbell ”I would love it.” Howard Miller -” ' Well, toll vour ' ' mother I’ll be over about seven o ’ clock, 4 4 4 -t St St St St St St St St St St Its tC ' VC ' VC ‘Vv ’ % VC v ‘VC C VC VC VC Miss Gaylord (’writing out absence slip) ” ' W111 the children who are absent please speak up in order to save time,” ' t St 4 t St 4 4 . 4 4 4 4 4 VC VC C VC VC VC VC VC VC VC VC VC VC Miss Pe.tton--“” Craig, name the 48 states,” Cra.ig Uitche ' l‘r“-‘ ' - ’ ' California, ' ' Oregon, etc,” Miss Pa.tton ”VHiy, when I was a child I could name them in half that time.” ' ■ ’ Craig Mitchell ’’Sure, but there were only thirteen then,” 4 4 4 4 4 St St St St 4 St St t ' is VC VC VC VC VC VC VC VC VC VC VC VC Bob Vifledeman ”Di(i I pass my singing tost?” Mrs. Smith ”V ell, I won’t ’sa ’’, but I play on the Black and Vifhite keys and you sing in the cracks,” Mrs, Dyson (sternl 7 y) this essay on ’Our Dog’ is word for word the same as your brother’s,” Allen! 4 lanc 4 r -sl ' ' j! . ,r;ia ' --m---,-lt s t he same dog.” St S St ' 4J St ’St St St St St St 4 St VC VC VC VC C VC VC VC VC VC VC VC VC Mr, Brovm ” Vhat did you learn in school today?” Doug Brown---”! learned t ' o say ’No sir’ and ’Yes sir’, and ’Yes Ma’m and no Ma’m,’” Mr. Brown (greatly pleo.sed) ”You did.’” Doug Brown ” ' Yep « - 4 St t t t 4 4 4 4 4 4 At t ts VC ts VC 4 VC VC “VC VC V4 VC vC Mrs, Bagnall -- ' -’’Thomas Bardet, what does straight mean?” ” ' Tobo” ”No soda,” 30