Garfield Junior High School - Gleaner Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

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Can you type? Yes, I use the Columbus system. What ' s that? I discover the key and then land on it. Idler (to girl at information booth): Well, kid, what do you know? And did you hear about that new lipstick called ' North Wind ' ? It always gets a chap on your lips. Dorothy Michel: Do you think I will ever be able to do anything with my voice? Margie Garges: Well it might come in handy in case of fire or ship wreck. Call a woman a chick and she smiles; Call a woman a hen and she will howl; Call a young woman a kitten and she likes it; Call an old woman a cat and she hates you; Women are queer! ! ! ! Walter Lewis: Oh look at that funny man sitting on the sidewalk talking to a banana peel. There was a man from Boston, Who bought a little Austin; And he went flop Into a bakery shop: And lost his car in the frostin ' . After coming in from a twenty-mile hike the officer in command of a negro company said, before dismissing them, 1 want all the men who are too tired to take another hike, to take two paces forward. All stepped forward except one big, husky six-footer. Noting him, the officer inquired, Well, Johnson, ready for twenty miles more? No, sah, replied Johnson. Ah ' m too tired to even take dem two steps. Did you knock them cold in the Latin quiz? Yes — zero. 1910 — Sonny, how many times do 1 have to tell you it ' s bad manners to dip your bread in gravy? 1939 — Yes, father, but it ' s good taste. I stood on the bridge at close of day. Attired in football clothes; And the bridge belonged, 1 wish to say, To the rival half-back ' s nose. Lost — An umbrella, by a scrub, with a weak joint, bent rib, and bone head. Mrs. Smith: Don ' t you think Bea sings with a lot of feeling? Betty Murray: Yes, but I hope she doesn ' t feel as bad as it sounds.

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SNAPSHOTS 1. YOU WERE OFF SIDE! I WAS NOT! 2. GOING TO THE AUDITORIUM. 3. FLOSSIE NIGHTINGULL AND BUTCH. 4. LOOK PLEASANT, PLEASE! SEE 15. 5. RAINY DAY ATHLETICS. 6. MY! IT ' S A BEAUTIFUL DAY— OUTSIDE. 7. VODVIL. 8. ARTISTS ARE LIKE THAT! 9. BABY SHOW— VODVIL. 10. GET ON SIDE! 1 1. THIS MATH IS TOUGH. 12. OUR ONLY ROYALTY— DUKE. 13. NON-NON! OUI-OUI! 14. SUCH BAD TASTE INDEED! 15. SO YE CAN ' T TAKE IT, EH! 16. SKETCHES BY BJORN OLSON.

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POMES ' idde bits of rubbish, ' idde wads of gum, make the halls of our school look sorta messy and bum! ! Down in de hallway, On a HI ' stair Stood an iddle moron Munching on a pear, After she had finished. She weft it on de floor. And darned if I didn ' t swip. On the itty bitty core. Whatever troubles Adam had No man could make him sore. By saying when he told a jest I ' ve heard that joke before. 1, 3, 7. THIS IS NOT BAD TASTE DAY. IT IS A PRO- DUCTION OF SHAKESPEARE. SEE PANEL 3. HE IS SHAKING THE SPEAR. 2. FROM BOREDOM TO SMILES IN THREE LESSONS. 4. VOLLEYBALL. 5. PREXY PASSES THE FOOTBALL — AND THE OTHER SIDE KICKS IT BACK. 6. VOLLEYBALL TYPE STATUE OF LIBERTY. 8. OLD GLORY RISES ON ARMISTICE DAY. 9. SKETCHES BY BIORN OLSON. DAFFYNITIONS 1 . Grease — A country in Europe 2. Puppet — A small dog 3. Lines — A ferocious animal known as king of beasts 4. Swayed — Leather used in shoes 5. Fleece — Pesky little insects 6. Grudge — Place where cars are kept 7. Nerts — Doctor ' s assistant 8. Toupee — Indian dwelling 9. Acguire — Group of church singers 10. Pence — Trousers