Garfield Junior High School - Gleaner Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

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Joy Martin: I don ' t believe there ' s any tur- tle in this soup at all. Waiter: Turtle? I know there isn ' t. If you ordered cottage pudding you wouldn ' t ex- pect to find a cottage in it, would you? Mr. Hughes: Are you equal to the task of sawing wood? Ernest Terry: Equal ' s not the word. I ' m superior to it. Mr. Roscoe (in student court): 1 shall have the next person who causes a disturbance thrown into the street. Defendant: Hooray!!! An Irishman was watching a chemist ana ' lyze some water one day. What are you doing with that water? he asked. Analyzing it, replied the chemist. And what ' s that? persisted the Irishman. Finding out what it is composed of, ex- plained the expert. And what is it composed of? queried the observer from Erin. Two-thirds hydrogen, and one third oxy- gen, came the answer. What th ' divil, ain ' t there no water in it? Walter L.: After all, it isn ' t brains, it isn ' t heredity, it isn ' t education, but it ' s personali- ty that counts in making a success. Bill Brown: Righto! ! ! What would you be, old fellow, without personality? Miss Eraser: Henry II died with no heir, John I died with no heir, therefore — Margie Fowler: I knew it was the dark age, but didn ' t they have any air either? Jean: I had a second degree burn in cooking today! Bob: That ' s nothing, I have 3rd Degree Boehne for science every day. Bill Waste (coming into class from hall duty): Did anything happen while I was gone? Bob Henderson: No, only someone spilled ink on the seat you ' re sitting in. Miss Stout: What is the first thing you do before washing your gym suit? Alice Hyerle: Look at the name on it. Miss Stout: Oh, and why do that? ■ Alice: To m.ake sure I don ' t wash some- one else ' s, Motto of the student who flunks in ex ' s: Fools ask questions wise men cannot an- swer. Chemistry Teacher (who had been a little too exacting with a student at an examination in chemistry, asked as a final question): Can you tell me anything at all about prussic acid? Yes, replied the student. It is a deadly poison. One drop on the end of your tongue would kill a dog. Last night Harriet called me an impecuni- ous barracuda. Didn ' t you resent it? No; it wasn ' t till I got home that I found that the name was high-brow for ' A Poor Fish ' . Miss Ochoa (in chemistry): Under what combination is gold released most quickly? Verton O- Marriage. Laura P.: I may be poor, but there was a time when I rode in a carriage. Bea N.: Yes, I know, but who pushed it?

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MUSIC CLUBS 1. GARFIELD BAND 2. A CAPELLA CHOIR. 3. GIRLS ' GLEE CLUB. 4. BOYS ' GLEE CLUB. 5. JUNIOR TRAFFIC SQUAD 6. GARFIELD ORCHESTRA. 7. STUDENT LEADER CAPTAINS. 8. OFFICE ASSISTANTS. 9. COUNSELORS ' ASSISTANTS. 10. FLAG COMMITTEE 1 1. ATTENDANCE ASSISTANTS. 12. LIBRARY ASSISTANTS 13. PUBLIC ADDRESS ASSISTANTS.

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SNAPSHOTS 1. YOU WERE OFF SIDE! I WAS NOT! 2. GOING TO THE AUDITORIUM. 3. FLOSSIE NIGHTINGULL AND BUTCH. 4. LOOK PLEASANT, PLEASE! SEE 15. 5. RAINY DAY ATHLETICS. 6. MY! IT ' S A BEAUTIFUL DAY— OUTSIDE. 7. VODVIL. 8. ARTISTS ARE LIKE THAT! 9. BABY SHOW— VODVIL. 10. GET ON SIDE! 1 1. THIS MATH IS TOUGH. 12. OUR ONLY ROYALTY— DUKE. 13. NON-NON! OUI-OUI! 14. SUCH BAD TASTE INDEED! 15. SO YE CAN ' T TAKE IT, EH! 16. SKETCHES BY BJORN OLSON.