Garfield Junior High School - Gleaner Yearbook (Berkeley, CA)

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MISS MOSSMAN ' S ADVISORY Toil always hear ' em say: Bailey, Jaline ------ Oh, dear! Baker, Marjorie ----- ' -You poor little thing. Boles, Jack - - - - - - - That ' s nothing. Ill sav. Huhl Huhuh! Hurr} upl I was in the building at 8 : 20. You would, you ' re the type. Oh, that ' s choice. Peanuts: : ! Carlman, Elvera Daneke, John DuTTLE, Rhea Edson, Henry Edwards, Lucille Ellis, Winnifred Elchinoff, John French, Bernice ----- Hehl Heh! Cutie! Harris, Virginia ------ Oh, 111 turn it in tomorrow. Hays, Geraldine ----- Where ' s our combination? Ha YWARDS, Frank ----- Who cares about that? Hegelmann, Rudolph - - - - I ' m going to play this for a solo. Jeschien, Louise ----- We get that flag! Tomorrow is bank day. Johnson, Mildred ----- You think so? Knight, Virginia ----- WTay is that so? Kondo, George ------ I hope you don ' t feel hurt. Leeson, Margaret ----- Let me see your paper. LiNSCOTT, John ------ (Ha, ha!) Oh, gee, Miss Bennett, I never did nuthin ' . McNeely, Ethel ----- Where ' s Ed? Miller, Marian ------ It ' s in my locker. MooRE, Robert ------ Hello, Jeanne!

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MISS LOWREY ' S ADVISORY You always hear ' em say: Albrecht, Henry ----- I didn ' t have time. Ayer, David ------- Tm reading these magazines for shop. Cleveland, Clement - - - - That ' s a dumb one. DaVvE, Bertrum ------ You aren ' t kidding me, Rosie? Hanford, Richard ----- Gee, this is a swell sweater I ' ve got. Hageman, Virginia ----- Oh, now, Tubby I H.AMMOND, Marie ----- Bring your banking money. Lasagna, John ------ Oh, I dunno. Latham, TiLDEN ------ Aw, please tell me! Laumeister, Lamory - - - - Where are your jokes? Marnofsky, RoLETTA - - - - That ' s dumb ! Mervin,Eva ------- Oh, I ' ll do it! MoRAN, Edwin ------ Are yah sure about that? Parsons, Rosemary ----- Oh, catfish! Perusse, Marian ----- Oh, Miss Lowrey ! Renouf, Stanley ----- Let ' s do it together! Rinne, Clarence ----- l don ' t know how. Ritchie, Norman ----- Ever heard this one? RuGG, Orville ------ I didn ' t do that! Stokes, Glenn ------ That don ' t matter ! Sturgen, Galen ------ Are yuh supposed to laugh? Thomas, Arthur ----- I ' ll hand it in tomorrow. Treboise, Gladys ----- How do you do this? Umberger, Glenn ----- Why do yuh do that? Wilson, Joseph ------ That ' s a good one! Wiser, Douglas ------ Cluck! cluck! cluck! Wood, Reginald ------ My big brother ' s so strong that — Young, Howard ------ Let ' s get down to brass tacks!

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THE DIARY OF AN OWL Monday, Aug. 6: Entered our cage after a summer flight. Our first assembly. Tuesday, Aug. 16: Banking! We begin to save for a rainy day. Again today: Owlets (scrubs) entertain their parents. Again today: We owls are given locks to safe-guard our Books of Knowledge. Wednesday, Aug. 17: Showers are arranged so that we may preen our feathers. Monday, Aug. 29: All our ladybirds meet in Sleepy Hollow (Auditorium). Monday, Sept. 12: Our first Day of Silence . Hoot! Tuesday, Sept. 27: We wing our way to victory over Willard. Who-o-o-o! Friday, Sept. 30: Wise old owls have test to see how much they (don ' t) know. Tonight: Entertainment by senior owls. Thursday, Oct. 4: We fly to victory again over Burbank in volley ball. Wednesday, Oct. 19: All together in Sleepy Hollow. Emblems awarded athletic birds. Friday, Oct. 21: Senior owls have a grand party. Monday, Oct. 31: We meet to hear some wise birds from Caney Creek talk about missionary work. Again today: Our Irish birds give an Operetta. Fine song birds are they! Friday, Nov. 11: The great quarrel among birds of all nations ended nine years ago today. Wednesday, Dec. 14: Gleaners, work of literary birds, distributed. Friday, Dec. 16: Vacation for all. Wise Owls bid farewell to Garfield forever. They ' re going from this small cage only to enter a larger and better one. Goodbye all! — Jean Shearer. — Barbara Brock. IF With Apologies to Mr. Kipling If Lincoln won the war against the Prussians, And Lindberg crossed in fourteen ninety-two, If Shakespeare was a preacher of the Russians, And Caesar was a chief among the Sioux, If Trudy tried to swim but couldn ' t do so, And Mussolini smfles, but cannot frown. If Connie Mack sings better than Caruso, Then Garfield is the poorest school in town. — Keith Monroe, H7.