James Garfield High School - Crimson and Blue Yearbook (Los Angeles, CA)

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SENIOR LOG O SENIOR FUN A SENIOR A I-IOMEROOM The bell is rungg Seniors file in. 151 is hlled with din. The gavel sounds, The Prexy speaks, Attention my friends, Stop your squeaksf' The Bulletin is read, Announcements are made. Mrs. Capps completes her talk, And Seniors again begin to squawk. The bell is rung, The Seniors File out, Glad of the end of I-Iome Room, no doubt. ALICE Gusr if if ll! IK ESSAY ON SENIOR AYES HERE are many reasons why Senior Ayes are sometimes thought to be snobbish. Per- haps it is that we do not wish to force the gravity of our years upon the playful innocence of the un- dergraduates, perhaps it is because we are such a soulful lot we go around with our heads in the clouds, or perhaps it is because we know so much that the silly prattle of the lower classes does not affect us. However just or unjust the accusation, we come to this point: Our time in the clouds is nearly over. We have worked to get there fplayed tool and we have been happy there. We shall probably come down to earth with a great big bang. and perhaps you will hear no more about us for a few years until the day when we will all be presi- dents and senators, doctors and lawyers, teachers and journalists. ditch diggers and street sweepers. BETTY IANE OSBORNE. W'35 if if Ill Ili Fred: Of course. I know marriage is a grave step. Dad: My dear lad, it's a flight of steps, and every one of them greased. Ill if if IK Mr. Peterson: VVhat is spring fever? Fred F.: NVhen the iron in your blood turns to lead.

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O SENIOR LOG TJSU H040 NUT 5. HI TOOT5 ! HERE 5 THL WAY Q FOURTEEN SENIOR FUN THE MONKEY I saw a monkey in a tree. He was dressed as funny as funny could be, A little red jacket, a hat so blue That just fit in with the surrounding hue. He cocked his head and looked at me, The cutest little monkey, you could see. His face was wrinkled with a frown As he kept jumping up and down. Around the corner came a funny man With a little box and an old tin can. As he passed me by, he started to sing. Down came the monkey with a swing. The organ grinder, a Senior A Led the little Senior B away. Another Senior A was me 5 But uess who was the Senior UB . g JULIA Kouiw Il if if if Peggy: Would you contribute 35.00 to bury a poor radio crooner? Gloria: I-Iere's 151000. Bury two. 1 PK if X Boob: What is the most intellectual of all beasts? Simp: The donkey, because of his bray'n power. 'K Pl i X Iill: Why did you break off your engagement with that school teacher? lack: Well, if I failed to show up any evening, she wanted me to bring a written excuse from my mother. X X if if Elliott H.: Why do girls close their eyes when kissed? 2nd Sap: Did you ever look in a mirror? if X if if Q.: What is the National Air of Italy? A.: Garlic. Y X 3 ii A.: How's the undertaking business? B.: Pretty dead, pretty dead. X ii Y if lack: fTo prospective buyerj This car is sound in every part. Victim: Yeah, so I hear.

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O SENIOR LOG l'1x1F D C 111.11 xerrzns The Professor 111d H1s Stooge Ptxen Abo1rd the S S Dorado LL 1shore th1ts go1ng a shore' all ashore that s U01I1g' ashore' shouted the lusty VOICC of NCJFIUIII lVl0l1I1C sh1ps steward IS the Professor 111d h1s stooge c1me up the g1n0pl1nk A brlss band led by tck Steuek 1nd VIIICCIII Ro lll1Cl0 w 1s pl lVlI10' 111 honor of the tr txellers st 1rt1nU off on Il1Clf tr1p to Knee H1gh ILIl1CUOl'1 Keepmg t1me w 1th the muslc were Bob Parker and Sol F1erm111, sw 1bb1ng the decks 1n perfect unlson Lookl exclnmed the stooge the Capt 1111 H1rlow acobv, and h1s hrst m1te, Ctrlos Espant 1re com mg to welcc me us Wlllxlllg alo11g the deck, our fI'1C11Cl9 SIXV 1 bevy of people collect ed around 1 lo11e steamer cha1r It w1s occup1ed by Lloyd H1llamore, the mult1m1ll1on11re H1s ch1ef at torney C l1ff Ste1ger stood by hlS s1de CllCllUl1g to Htll tmore s two pr1v1te secret 1r1es, Lo1s Emerv 1nd Zorkt 11ch LL1ClllC Folsom 111 1 nurses Clp, lI'I'1I1l'CCl h1s p1llows Aleene C 1stro II'1CC,l to feed h1m castor o1l 1nd Elv1r1 Amptrtn held h1s h1nd w h1le Illslllff h1s temper 1ture essxe C 1ro 1nd St1nley KCJ7lH1Il, quack coctors were eng lged 1n 1 grtwe CCJIl9LllIlIlC7ll oxer the 1mport111t mtns COI1CllI10l'l lNlClIlVkl'lllC, the sl11p s reporters MIAIIIC Brx 111t 1nd VK IX 11e Bell of tl1e D11l1 Bl lb, tr1ed to Ublllll 111 lI1lCI'NlCXN Sleep the stooge cr1ed I craxe sleep But th ll w IS 1mposs1ble XVlIl'l Ruth M txwell ftmed fUTllDll'lC P1d erew sk1 p0L1IlCl1l1Q o11 the PIWHO 1n tl1e next Cllllll 111d Eglsto Mon1r1 second RLll3lllOFl. SCYIPIIIKQ 111 accom ITIIIIITILIII o11 the XlCJlll1 On he other s1de George Lxmtn, heaxy wewht wrestl1ng Cl'llI'I'lpl0l1, d1d a toe tl1nce o11 the c1pt11n s table Out s1de the door Howard Elton and Henry Sm1th, ferxent pol1t1c1ans, Q SIXTEEN Senlor e1rr1ed o11 a heated argument as to whether the moon was made of gree11 cheese or fresh baloney, and 1f so, why Margaret Waddleton and C,h1voko Satoda, world w1de travel lers, conversed l1ghtly on Mahatma Cyh 1nd1 s ph1losophy and the theor1es of E111ste1n Thelr two prtvate sec ret 1r1es, MdflOf1C Sutton and Har vey Sherman, balanced themselves on the ra1l, s1ng1ng The Man on the Fly1ng Trapeze wlth all the1r m1ght Breakfast was cooked by Ethel Beebout, the sh1p s pr1ze chef, ass1st ed by Dorothy Voko1ev1ch Qu1er1no Salmas served the tasty dlshes and the Professor and h1s stooge ate them Sllllllg near Wesley Mongey, Olym PIC Champ1on and Shlgeto Toyo sh1m1, runner up for Charl1e Chan About noon the El Dorado dock ed If Knee H1gh Iunct1on There our comrades were met by ames C 1rlson, Mayor of the c1ty, and h1s r1ght h1nd men, Frank Armenta and housewuves and the1r ch1ldren flock ed down to meet the1r fr1ends Anne C,urry, N Z Hunt, Evadell Har mon a11d Margaret Oehrmg were boast1ng to one another of the re spectne merxts of the1r k1dd1es, wh1le Yvonne Tr1sler Nancv Ph1l l1ps Edna Cflmll, and MJXIHC Reece commented O11 the tr1als and tr1bul1t1ons cf marr1age Lou1s Kempf and Wlllllm H1ll, those two loung home men rode down to the dock together on the1r ch1ldren s lx1ClClV cars Our fr1ends were dlrected to Es kentsys Drug Store by Lawrence Boxd chlef poltceman of the wlllage Mtry Gage and Ruth L1ttlef1eld stood beh1nd the counter sell1ng soap and perfume, wh1le George Lala1an demo11strated cosmetlcs Frank Ap pelo, foremost banker and gu1de for the day, suggested a round and Prophecy about the town tr1p so the Profes sor and, of course, h1s stooge, agreed The next stop was at DOFIS Gage s Beauty Shoppe There the v1s1tors were greeted by two charm1ng oper ators Francette Ehrman was 1n the mldSl of g1v1ng Frances Klrkpat r1ck, notor1ous opera smger, 1nother permanent, whxle B1ll Iohnstone, Afr1can explorer, had just recetved 11 rav1sh1ng finger wave from the hands of V1rg1n1a ensen Once outslde, the 1nqu1s1tors were attracted by a large s1gn procla1m1ng Seymour Aurbach s for Qual1ty, Quant1ty, and SCFVICC Lovely the Professor murmur ed lovely Ell1ott Hutchmson, Ioey Hall Robert Ra1rdon, and Don OGrady were model1ng the latest Styles for Men da1nt1ly steppmg about w1th pr1ct1sed grace and ease Next door the newest dress de Shoppe were be1ng shown to Cath er1ne Wood, buyer for the r1val firm of Takahash1 and Rev1lla The three models resolxmg about were Ellza beth Duca, LOUISC Avery, and Helen McClellan Stepplng IHKO the sunllght agann the Professor and h1s stooge bought a 11ewspaper from Romella GJFCIJ, local newsg1rl The paper was edtted by a woman, Allce Gl1st, and pr1nt ed by Norman Bates Her star re porters were Homer Mapes and Frances Besw1ck From the front page they learned that Henry R1vas, Manuel Sala1z, and Salvador Leos were engaged 1n puttlng down a Mexxcan Revolut1on Headllnes about Mar1or1e Cowan, famous poe ess, caused the Professor and h1s stooge to peer eagerly at the strry She was su1ng Maurtce W1lger, auto P 1 1 1 . 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