Garfield County High School - Remuda Yearbook (Jordan, MT)

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WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE CLASS OF 86??? Because she loves biking so mrh, MONA GALLINGER will start her cwn bike gang and terrorize Jordan by ruining over anyone vho ventures onto the sidewalk. SHANE LOOMIS will start a nationwide campaign to get Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia entered into the Union as states. He calls off the canpaign vhen he discovers there are 50, not 52, stars on the flag. CHAD O'CONNOR starts a perfime company and becores rich with his new scent, Skunk a le Peeyoo . It went over great with the punk rockers and hermits. DARLA STANTON beccmes President and straightens out the nation's budget with her great business skills. PAUL BUFFINGTON succeeds Darla as President and manages to screw up the budget once again. Oh, well!!! SPARKY ROSS beccmes farnus on Ripley's Believe It or Not when he's featured as the Incredible Hickey Man . MIKE WILLIAMS becomes captain of a pleasure cruise, He is popular with the young bikini clad wonen cn his Love Boat , but he only has eyes for the older woren. MAR I BETH MCKEEVLR starts a music conpany that makes misical instrurents and equipment. Her specialties are the Mikerophone and the Truirbones. MARK MERLAK attenpts to jimp the Grand Canyon-on a jet powered wheel chair. KARLA KERR uses her drill team skills and opens ur a dancing crhno! called Jo's Pogn Pit. DAWN BEECHER becomes-the official Certified Public Accountant for Phipps Brothers Inc. and she has become rich ripping off all ot the banks in the country. GLENDA IRONS goes into law aifoncenent and breaks up mafia drug rings throughout the United States. Her last place of residence—sonewiiere at the bottom of the New York Harbor GEORGE ADY entered the Twilight Zone and is never seen again. TONY BALER was recently spotted washing windows on the Empire State Building. Hcwver, no scaffolding was seen. Seems he finally found a use for those lengthy arms and legs. TRAVIS TWITCHELL is now raising Champion Greyhounds at his world famous dog kennel in Colorado. Rimor has it that he feeds them a menu of pepperoni pizza kits. EDIE BALLENSKY is now the first lady of Kentucky and is trying to change the Derby course to include barrels. KIM WILSON'S musical talents has helped her advanced to president of the rrusic school in the Swiss Alps, vhene she plays the oboe vhile skiing down the mountain with her skiing band. SHELLEY MCWILLIAMS has dedicated her life to keeping track of Woodsey but her love for food has increased her size so she can't fit into most places. Being a Computerized Auto Mechanic has left TONY PHIPPS speechless as he was last seen at Tony's Auto Robotics saying Delete, Delete. CHRISTY GREEN is now writing speeches for the United States President and enjoying paid world travel. JAY SELMAN is coaching soccer at MSU, vhere he is trying to set-up a game with SSU in Switzerland. (Kim is sure hard to keep up with.) MARCENE MCWILLIAMS is still looking out for Shelley, and trying to convince her to stand up for herself and fight. Public Accountant, KARA CLARK, has her own business in China vbere she does books for all the Fortune Cookie Bakers.

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I, GEORGE ADY, being of sound mind and body will the hair on my chest to be made into a toupee for Mr. Bray, in the case that he ever goes entirely bald. I, TONY BALER, being of sound mind and body will my legs to Troy Twitchell and my acres to Lee Mjmion. I, EDIE BALLENSKY, being of sound mind and body will my height to Julie Baker and Kim Kreider and my Ford Bronco to Brem Fellman so he can finally drive a classv vehicle.. I, DAW BEECHER, being of sound mind and body will my ability to appreciate, respect and get a Iona with Tonv PhiDDS to Darla Stanton and Kara Clark. I, PAUL BUFFINGTON, being of sound mind and body will my ability to put up with the Fresh- man girls to anyone who thinks they can handle it. 1, KARA CLARK, being of sound mind and body will my ability to get passing grades to my brother Cody, so he can be a Senior in High School before he becomes a Senior Citizen. 1, MONA GALLINGER, being of sound mind and body will my locker 62 to anyone who has lots of books and needs it pretty bad. I, CHRISTY GREEN, being of sound mind and body will my ability to stay out of trouble to Lee Mjmion and my ability to never lose my temper to my brother, Michael. I, GLENDA IRONS, being of sound mind and body will my ability to put up with Jordan to Jane Quinlan, who dislikes Jordan as nuch as I do. I, KARLA KERR, being of sound mind and body will my good tines my Junior year to Pan. Beecher, who has Ip nave fun once in a while and usually can do so. I, SHANE LOOMIS, being of sound mind and body will my ability to grow whiskers to my class- mates. 1, MAR I BETH MOKEEVER, being of sound mind and body will my study tob its and the ability to stay out of trouble to the underclassman because seme really need it. I, MARCENE MIWILL1AMS, being of sound mind and body will my blond hair to Ann 0'Connor so she won't have to bleach hers anymore. 1, MICHELLE NCW1LLIAMS, being of sound mind and body will my clean mind to Troy Twitchell and save of my height to Angie Abel and the rest to Troy. I, MARK MiRLAK, being of sound mind and body will my vteels to Travis Browning, because Kurt Grimsrud wrecked Travis' pickup. I, CHAD O'CONNOR, being of sand mind and body will my pickup to Jascn Phipps so he can chase the airls. I, TONY PHIPPS, being of sand mind and body will my ability to have a goal time without get- ting drunk to Shane Locmis and Sparky Ross, and my remaining heiefit and unused intelli- gence to my baby brother, Kyle. 1, SPARKY ROSS, being of sand mind and body will my pickup to Shelly McWilliams, because she is a better driver and my ability to stay alive as long as I have to anyone who thinks they Wo!'t it. I, JAY SELMAN, being of sound mind and body will nothing because 1 have nothing to spare. I, DARLA STANTON, being of sound mind and body will my ability to have fun without drinking alcohol to Dorine Mjmion and my car to Tracy Milroy so he can drive as nice a car as I do. I, TRAVIS TWITCHELL, being of sound mind.and body will my good looks and my great ability to catch girls to Brem Fellman and my height to my brother Troy so he can touch the bottom of the net too. I, KIM WILSON, being of sound mind and body will my ability to get along with the Sophcmores to everyone, because it seems hardly anyone can. I, MIKE WILLIAMS, being of sound mind and body will my ability to give Mr. Baule heck to anyone who thinks they can handle it.

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MOST MUSICAL- Kim Wilson, George Ady MOST ATHLETIC- Marcene McWilliams, Jay Selma'n MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED- Christy Green, George Ady SHYEST- Mona Gal linger, Mark Merlak SENIOR'S FAVORITES