Garfield County High School - Remuda Yearbook (Jordan, MT)

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Senior Class Will We the Senior Class of 1958 declare and publish this, our last will and testament. To the teachers we will, Bufferin, for the headaches that we've caused them. To the Juniors, our place as seniors, in hopes that they can pass Civics without studying any harder than we did. To the sophomores, we will our ability to get high grades all through high school. To the Freshmen, we leave our good manners and quiet ways in hopes that they will have as much fun in high school as we have had. We, as individuals, will: I, Margie Ryan, will my small figure, that I acquired from my sister Elva, to my sister, Nora Lou, who looks like she doesn't need it. I, Leah Montgomery, will my false teeth to Rob Haley, who seems to be missing a few. I, Margaret Ann Denard, will my meanness to any underclassman who can get away with it in Mr. Myhre's classes. I, Bob Barnes, will my ability to not go steady all through high school to Thom Gilfeather, who seems to be having a pretty hard time keeping from it. I. Jeannie McKerlick, will my good understanding (10 1 2) to Floyd Beecher to help him stand up in the world. 1, Mary Lou Hageman, will my letter writing occupation to anyone with a fiance' in the Air Force. I, Dorthy Cozzens, will my ability to not get speeding tickets to Mr. Schnebly. I, Pat Mury, will my big nose to anyone who can keep it out of other people's business as well as 1 have. 1, Marie Wiemer, will my ability to stay out of Mr. Schnebly's office to Milton Schlenker, who seems to be having trouble along this line. I, Jack Tobel. will my ability to cheat in Bookkeeping, without getting caught to Jim Baker, in hopes he can have as much fun doing it as I did. 1, Glenda Childers, will my nickname, Chilieburgers, to Yvonne Euell who should be tired of being called Proxie by now. 1. Lloyd McKinney, will my good teeth to Roy Petitt, as he will need them to chew his snuff. I, Mary Ady, will my laugh to Irene Saylor and Roxie Ryan, so they can laugh at my dry jokes as well as I have. I. Marion Hinther, will all of my costume jewelry to Mrs. Lee so she won't get lonesome next year. I. Pauline Ritter, will my ability to be a cheerleader for four years, to Tootsie and Karen, who have already got a good start. 1. Jane McWilliams, will my ability to go steady for four years to any girl who hasn't a boy friend. I, Jadee Twitchell, will my nickname ''Twitch'' to Jimmy Whiteside, who really doesn't need it. I. Dale Fellman, will my girl chasing to Larry Withee. who seems to be having trouble catching any. I, Wayne Burchett, will my leisurely ways to anyone who can get through high school without doing any more work than I have. I, Sterling Brown, will my ability to play basketball to anyone who really wants to improve himself. I, Clara Jane Wille, will my trombone, and all the wonderful experiences that have come from playing it to Rob Haley, who seems to be having some trouble training his. 1. Shirley Tobel. will my nickname Squirly to Calvin Weaver, who seems to be making pretty good use of it already. FARMERS UNION OIL COMPANY Phone H E 5-2215 Jordan, Montana

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Class Prophecy Ten years have passed since the Almighty Seniors of 1958 scrambled through the doors of G.C.H.S. for the last time. This year while I was on my way back to California from Kentucky, where I had just witnessed the ninety-fourth running of the Kentucky Derby, I stopped in Jordan and happened to bump into a few of my old Classmates. The first one I happened to meet was Jack Tobel who told me he was trying to make his first million digging new sewer ditches for Jordan. As we were standing there talking. Glenda Childers swaggered up and told me she had just bought Binion's Ranch and stocked it with sheep. She said Dorthy Cozzens was doing a pretty good job as chief sheepherder. I ran into Jadee Twitchell and Jeannie McKerlick, who are old maid school teach- ers now, and they had just returned from Paris where they had spent their summer va- cation. Bobby Barnes and Wayne Burchett have started a club -- Women-Haters -- they have sworn to stay bachelors. There still might be a change for the spinsters. Lloyd McKinney now owns a big trucking line of his own. His wife Pauline ac- companies him on all of his trips. Margaret Ann Denard, Margie Ryan, and Mary Ady were not around; they are overseas keeping up the servicemen's spirit. Mary Lou Hageman and Marie Weimer are now running a Beauty Salon, but only for women with long hair. While I was at Derby I ran into Pat Mury and Dale Fellman. They had their horse Deadhead entered in the Derby with Sterling Brown as Jockey. Later I met Clara Jane Wille, Shirley Tobel and Marion Hinther on their way back to the hospital. I asked them what their hurry was and they told me that the head nurse Jane McWilliams would really be down their necks if they didn't hurry. And now I better get back to my monkey ranch in California before I meet with disaster. --Leah Montgomery-- « FOSTER JORDAN DRUG Jordan, Montana 21 RIO THEATHRE Jordan, Montana

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