Garfield County High School - Remuda Yearbook (Jordan, MT)

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Se tcon, “Pieuf S.eate : Gary Stone, Carl Wallace, Thomas Stanton, Mr. Jacobson, director, Neil Stanton, Ron aid McKinney, William Ady. Standing: Annette Clark. Bernice Cozzens, Dean McWilliams Alyce Hall berg, Betty McWilliams, Evelyn Mury. Dr. C. W. Hadley. Miles City 21

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 Pxvfi ecy Ten years have elapsed since GC HS turned loose the nineteen convicts of the class of 55 to venture out into this wide world. How has the world survived? What became of them? Let's gaze into our futurescope and see . . . That distinguished looking guy is Willie Bluhm, congressman from Mars. He's the originator of the twenty-third amendment, which states: No man is to have less than eight wives . Tom Stanton has made his second million on the sale of Kirkies1 Krun- chies cereal. He claims they don't snap, crackle, or pop--they just soak up your milk! Eddie Ritter and Dean McWilliams are out ox jail on parole after Sheriff Carl Wallace caught them red handed stealing Sammy Morgan's Gin. The Sheriff is keeping a wary eye on them. Bill Ady and Annette Clark are married and live in Nome, Alaska, where Bill raises guinea pigs to test Annette's cooking. Seven of them died last week, but Bill's expecting another shipment soon. Gary Stone and Evelyn Mury have a partnership deal in the Yeeoowwoo Studio where they give hog calling les- sons. The future looks mighty pros- perous for them. Alyce Hallberg is sponsor of a LOUSY show, The Lice of Riley , which can be heard every blue moon over XYZ on your radio. Earl Cozzens has reached fame by designing the Safety Dress for his lady patrons . It clings tightly as it goes around the curves. Gordon Price is author of the thrilling mystery THE CASE OF JOHN DOE'S MISSING TOES. It has been cho- sen best seller for 1965. Neil Stanton is seen with a con- tractor's badge pinned proudly to his shoulder and trying to convince the girls' dorm matron that she should let him build GLASS rooms for the new dorm that is going to be erected. Dick Stone is patrolman for high- way 22. He's managed to run down ev- ery hot-rodder on the road in his souped -up Chevy teek . Bob Cowin is the chief spittoon cleaner in the Blue Ribbon Bar . Bernice Cozzens and Art Hawkin- son are the leaders of the terrible Mau Mau tribe in French West Africa. They specialize in shrinking big heads . Ronald McKinney is referee of lady wrestling matches at Madison Square Garden whe re I, Betty Me W illiams , am challenging Grippy Gert for the championship title. Farmer’s Union, Miles City

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Senior “PCay BOOKS AND CROOKS, a three act comedy play, was presented by the Senior Class of 55 on November 12 and 13, 1954. The play was centered around two crooks who robbed a bank and when their get-a-way car wouldn't start, had to hide in the Alexander Hamilton High School for two days. While hiding, they found a picture of Principal Henly, and the Prof doubled for him. Francis, the other crook, acted as a man from the Board of Educa- tion. A couple of the students became suspicious about the way he, the Prof, was spending money so rapidly and freely. They started looking into the matter and helped the Cops identify them as the crooks who robbed the bank. The play cast had a wonderful time at play practice and after every night of practice, they seemed always to gather at the Hinther's Cafe for a cup of coffee, a doughnut, a roll, and last but not least, the chance to talk over their parts in the play. The play was a success not only due to the hard work of the play cast but the never breaking patience of our sponsor, Mr. Jacobson.