Garfield County High School - Remuda Yearbook (Jordan, MT)

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 Pxvfi ecy Ten years have elapsed since GC HS turned loose the nineteen convicts of the class of 55 to venture out into this wide world. How has the world survived? What became of them? Let's gaze into our futurescope and see . . . That distinguished looking guy is Willie Bluhm, congressman from Mars. He's the originator of the twenty-third amendment, which states: No man is to have less than eight wives . Tom Stanton has made his second million on the sale of Kirkies1 Krun- chies cereal. He claims they don't snap, crackle, or pop--they just soak up your milk! Eddie Ritter and Dean McWilliams are out ox jail on parole after Sheriff Carl Wallace caught them red handed stealing Sammy Morgan's Gin. The Sheriff is keeping a wary eye on them. Bill Ady and Annette Clark are married and live in Nome, Alaska, where Bill raises guinea pigs to test Annette's cooking. Seven of them died last week, but Bill's expecting another shipment soon. Gary Stone and Evelyn Mury have a partnership deal in the Yeeoowwoo Studio where they give hog calling les- sons. The future looks mighty pros- perous for them. Alyce Hallberg is sponsor of a LOUSY show, The Lice of Riley , which can be heard every blue moon over XYZ on your radio. Earl Cozzens has reached fame by designing the Safety Dress for his lady patrons . It clings tightly as it goes around the curves. Gordon Price is author of the thrilling mystery THE CASE OF JOHN DOE'S MISSING TOES. It has been cho- sen best seller for 1965. Neil Stanton is seen with a con- tractor's badge pinned proudly to his shoulder and trying to convince the girls' dorm matron that she should let him build GLASS rooms for the new dorm that is going to be erected. Dick Stone is patrolman for high- way 22. He's managed to run down ev- ery hot-rodder on the road in his souped -up Chevy teek . Bob Cowin is the chief spittoon cleaner in the Blue Ribbon Bar . Bernice Cozzens and Art Hawkin- son are the leaders of the terrible Mau Mau tribe in French West Africa. They specialize in shrinking big heads . Ronald McKinney is referee of lady wrestling matches at Madison Square Garden whe re I, Betty Me W illiams , am challenging Grippy Gert for the championship title. Farmer’s Union, Miles City

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TOM We, the Senior Class of 55 , do hereby declare this to be our last will and testament. To the Juniors, we will our place as almighty and dignified Seniors. To the Sophomores, we will our whole-hearted enthusiasm for the task at hand. To the Freshmen, we will all our endurance and patience as you will need every ounce of it that you can get. We, as individuals, hereby will: I, Betty McWilliams, will my ability to collect A's on my report card to Norma Olson, who's not do- ing too badly already. I, Evelyn Mury, will my title of Biggest Flirt to Sallene Baker, hoping she will make use of it. I, Dean McWilliams, will my ability to sneak out of the Dorm at night to go to Miles City to David Phipps, adding a little sparkle to his high school life. I, Dick Stone, will my ability to talk my dad out of the car to Baan D. Willie, who seems to behaving a lit- tle trouble along that line. I, Willie Bluhm, will my ability to go through four years of school life without dating a single girl, to Buddy Tobel who could use a little of my wisdom. I, Bill Ady, will my dry humor to anyone who can put it to as good use as I have. I, Neil Stanton, will my curly hair to Don Bollinger, who doesn't need it. I, Art Hawkinson, will my ability to paint to Sterling Brown, who seems to be untalented in that field. I, Bob Cowin, will my big feet to Marion Hinthe r to see if she can't do better with them than I did. I, Gordon Price, will my left handed pencils to Ken Kipf. I wonder if he'll be able to get away with using them as little as I did. I, Gary Stone, will my mechanical ability to Glen Gallinger, so he will someday become a number one mechanic ! I, Carl Wallace, will my elegant manners which I acquired from Nor- man Patterson who received them from Larry Harbaugh, to Vern Swanser. I hope he makes good use of them. I, Eddie Ritter, will my shining smile to Raymond Ande rson, in hopes that it will attract as many girls for him as it did for me. I, Thomas Stanton, will my ability of staying out of trouble to Ronald Osborn, who could use it, I'm sure. I, Alyce Hallberg, will my ability to play hooky to Clara Rath, knowing she already has some of that talent. I, Bernice Cozzens, will my abilityto receive a new watch to any freshman girl who doesn't have one. I, Earl Cozzens, will my he-man physique to Ward Swanser. I, Ronald McKinney, leave my knowledge here, because I'm cer- tainly not taking any with me. I, Annette Clark, will my position in the band as 1st solo trumpet to Twila Schwindet, hoping she will have as much fun as I did. Lisle Hawkins, Miles City

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Se tcon, “Pieuf S.eate : Gary Stone, Carl Wallace, Thomas Stanton, Mr. Jacobson, director, Neil Stanton, Ron aid McKinney, William Ady. Standing: Annette Clark. Bernice Cozzens, Dean McWilliams Alyce Hall berg, Betty McWilliams, Evelyn Mury. Dr. C. W. Hadley. Miles City 21