Garber High School - Wolverine Yearbook (Garber, OK)

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IS 1 I I 610 S. Fire we MI I ff E. I I 1 I I I I I I I I I ENERAL H PITAL and SCHOOL OF NURSING MISS RENA MCGAIGHEY, R. N., Superintendent NETTIE G. JUN G, Surgical Supervisor RUTH RUDOLPH, R. N., Instructor T ENID c:l.lNlc DR. F. A. HUDSON, General Surgery I DR. W. E. LAMERTON, Internal Medicine I DR. A. S. PIPER, Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat I ' 5 ' 1 I DR. A. L. Mclnnis. Obstetries and Gynecology : I DR. JULIAN FEILD, obstotrios and Gynecology I 2 DR. s. H. MoEvoY, Metabolism, Anaesthetist I DR. H. H. HUDSON, Kidney, Bladder and Rectal Diseases I R. A. MacDONALD, Business Manager : I I . I I I Complete Clinical and Laboratory Diagnosis 1 I Pl-i0NE 2000 I I I AMBULANCE SERVICE Night and Day Attendant I I I I 4.1:1II1nl--1:1ll-ul-111m-1uu-lu-In-nu-In--nl--n- -nn1nu1nn:nn--an-an vnu-p--pl--un-nu--n-lun-ni. f'Y'W'0' .,..,... - Ku ,K I III 11 74 I I 5

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- iv I CLASS PROPHECY As the Seniors of 1931 were marching sedately from the stage, the steps, built by the Juniors, collapsed under the weight of Helen Sandberg and sh: fell headlong. By the time rescuers reached her, her spirit had departed and she was found to be dead, having broken her knee into three pieces. For twenty years her soul was kept in purgatory, partly because of mis- behaviour on earth and partly because no one took it upon himself to pray her out. At length she was allowed to enter the Pearly Gates, where her duty as an Angel was assigned. She was to take over the job of making a report of the members of the Senior Class of 1931, of which she had been an important worker. Upon glancing over the world, she found two of them very unhappy. Daisy Wilshire- Hamann was trying to obtain a divorce from her husband, who, being very much in love with his wife was endeavoring to keep them together. By her magic will, Helen persuaded Daisy to remain true to Clarence, and all was once more in harmony. They returned to Enid, where they lived happily on Clarence's salary as head waiter at the Youngblood. In New York Helen found several of her old friends. Lloyd Bullard had changed his name to Leroy Lancaster, and was a featured player on the stage. Instead of finding him mar- ried to his former red-haired sweetheart, as she expected, he was living alone, and leading a very gay life. Imagine her surprise when she found th: Queen of the Nite Clubs her former classmate, Eula Oberlender. Bernice Deeds had married a millionaire, and was living a life of ease and luxury in a Long Island mansion. Cleo Haworth was editor of the New York Times but was in Europe at the time, still in search of love and happiness. He was trying to persuade Mary Ford to be his one and only. She, having tired of waiting for Glenwood Clow to graduate from High School, gave up her ambitions there and went to Europe, where she was learning to evade even the most ardent young suitors, as well as Cleo. In looking down on Hollywood, that mysterious and thrilling haven of movie celebrities, Helen found quite a number of her former fellow-classmates gathered. Myles Perks, that star athlete, had become a famous director of very exciting football and basketball games, and in the words of his private secretary, Olga Gallatin, The reason for such superb directing on thr. part of Mr. Perks is because he himself participates in them, if they are not up to the standard. Miss Gallatin, being a very efficient as well as likable secretary, had bsen in his employ for several years, and was very adept in the ways of Hollywood life. Among th: other notables there were Mr. and Mrs. Thomas E. Green. Mr. Green having become one of the most popular Comedians of the time, thrilling his audiences with breath-taking stunts in a magical plane built with his own skilled hands. Helen was much surprised to find that his inspiration through it all had been his little wife, Maxine Raulston. Mrs, Green was known far and near as one of the most chaining hostesses and many people came to their beautiful home just to enjoy her hospitality. Hazel Stain had gone to Africa, where she was leading the heathen to Christianity. Her companion in her work was Mildred Miles, who had spent a large part of her life in society, but was now beng useful as well as ornamental. There was one member of her class whom Helen did not have to search for. That was none other than Otto Miller who had died in 1940, hut for ten years had wandered about, losing his way and was just reaching Heaven, when Helen had started out to make her report. Arthur Duncan, conquered by his love for the ocean had but two worries-one was how to increase the speed of his motor boat, the other was how to decrease the speed of his fiery wife, the former Miss Lula Mae King. m MM .'. vt -1 , rf 76 'Qiihfq' ' j ' ' Q T f -ine . ,. . 11: 1.-ia ..f' at ar