Garber High School - Wolverine Yearbook (Garber, OK)

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'V' ' ' l-f l S .s u 'T' ': -J 'r. f 5459. ,. x 'Y R I A -f -S f f -5? ,, M? y Y ' I. ,I ' ..-..c'lEH1:l:J'-,,, I Walter Grother took Bernice Clow out riding one pleasant afternoon and on account of l his neglect they ran out of gas one mile and a half out of town. Why do we see Aaron Stoker's car parked in front of the second house north of Mr. i yu Boyd's so much?, Miss Mary: Cleo Mc. Where is Martha Trosper? Llleo: I don't know. Could you find Lgharvozfn Why does Elva Dvoracek like to be teased about Scott Rider so well? Why does Mildred Miles check to Mr. Boyd's room when Donald Toben is in there? We wonder if Edna Hutcherson is still good at playing bridge in the dressing room? Mr. Charvoz: Take down this experiment. My little dog is dead His tail will wag no more For what he thought was H20 Qwaterj Was H 2 S O 4- QSulphuric Acidj. When does a person become a Senioriv When they have spring fever all the year around. Prof: If you wanted to go see the show, why didn't you ask for permission? Floyd Gibson: Because I wanted to see the show. Lived here all your life? Don't know, haven't died yet. Edna Haworth: Wasn't Keller a good chaperon? Melvin Riggs: Oh h h I Was she the chaperon? Melvin Riggs: Do you know how to make Budweiser? Hutch: No! How?U Riggs: Send him to school. Indian: I want a corset for my wife, Heap Fat. Clerk: What bust? Indian: Hell, dress bust all time seem like. Prof: Talk louder! What did you do last vacation, talk louder! Stude: Gosh! I wasn't a yell leader? Why does Mr. Boyd call Floyd Gibson a tramp? He dreams in his history class. She: Stag tonight? He: Yes! I haven't any doe. Did you see the baggage display? No, where was it? At the show, twenty girls came on the stage in trunks. . ad I- V1f6'GfPQ Qqevqv av' e -... . L- e '-hefsfeawsawzew' -i - sighfy-sigh,