Garber High School - Wolverine Yearbook (Garber, OK)

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: ,, , i i i x. '.-gl! fi i: -.Jl'.....r , SP 'SP 'Q' 'i 3 I , ., ' ,QSQQ AA QSQEQ ,I X ..--'C-nhiifil-7 '.' li Warden: We let prisoners work at their trade here the same as before. Blacksmith, V shoemaker, carpenter or what it may be. What is your trade? l X Prisoner: I am a traveling salesman, sirf' I If a young man and his girl should eat a blue jay,'what would their phone number be? Answer: 2811. Irene Crane: Louella, why are you hanging up two socks? Louella Seaman: Well, if Santa Claus is going to give me a man, I want him to have Ni two legs.', . Boyd: What,s your name? Stranger: Gus.', Boyd: Gus What? Stranger: Asparagus WOLVERINE Q Hutch: What were you put on earth for? Toben: Pm Godfs gift to the women. Dick Taft: She was only a janitor's daughter but she swept me off my feet. Miss Browning: What's the difference between a pill and a hill? Wendel Cole: A hill is hard to get up and pill is hard to get down. Jesse H.: How is married life? Paul Johnson: Great. GETTING NATURALIZED Next. ' Who, me? Born? Yes sir. Where? Russia. What part? I All of me. Why did you leave Russia? I couldn't bring it with me. Where were your fore-fathers born? I only got one father. Your business? I It's rotten. Where is Washington? He's dead. I mean the capitol of'the United States. They loaned it all to Europe. You do promise to support the constitution? Me? How can I. Pve got a wife and six children to support. Prof: Melvin, what kind of a girl do you expect to marry?'I Melvin: CAfter a very pleasant evening and afternoon, dancing on the stagej Don't know haven't got the Bug yet. , W L , j?f7f90G 99W 'f'7'W,, 4 -' ,, e as '4tf:t:ee.Qs'2.1sea e- - ..., Eighty-fifvc 'bfi Hfll-.Jw , A l N L

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. :5f 3'.' fr ' Q 'f F + 'F1-i'Y3F'?V5 II. Y 5' ' it IC - - : 'JI 'gal' 'ln' . . '- ' 9'o -.aT .a-, fi'-3 '1 '3'i ' Q, ,O Q . - - , , '-In-mr,-Juv' It was at an Irish funeral and when Pat viewed the face of his departed friend he burst into laughter. At home his wife asked the cause of his untimely mirth. You see it was ' this way: ust last week Mike was telling me he didnt believe in Heaven or Hell, and when I saw him lyin' there lookin, so swell I couldn't help thinkin' why he's all dressed up and got ll M no place to go. ' y .O I i lf , s A sgf.f5?aq f2:Q?:,E,:l?ee,'9,2Q.. , - ' Q, I tv lf' l J ' I K, Jimmy Krivohlovek: We won. Boyd: Did we get what we were fighting for? W l Jimmy: We got the experience? 1, f lo i Tweed Failing: What is good for fallen arches? Boyd: 'Rubber heels. I Tweed: What shall I rub them with? Miss Mary: Where are you going Otto? Otto Miller: Home, I Miss Mary: No you are notf' Otto: I mean my home room. H Teacher: Iky, make a sentence using word 'pencil'. I Iky: Vith de utmost choy, teacher. If Moses don't leave mine suspenders alone, mine pencil fall. Wonder why Mr. Boyd teases Earl Gregg about Irma Robinson? I M... How long you in jail fo, Mose? Two weeks. V What am de ch'ge? No ch'ge, everything am free. Ah mean, what has you did? Done shot my wife. You killed yolwife and only in jail fo' two weeks? Dat's all-den I gets hung. Mrs, Eaton: Who has been cutting initials on the desks? Courtney Buffington: Qlnnocentlyj Lou did it. What did Adam and Eve do when they left the garden of Eden? I J Raised Cain. Mi-ss Keller: There's two thing I wont tell you. I Melvin Riggs: What are they?,' ' Miss Keller: My age and weight. ' Courtney Buffington thinks Columbus discovered America in a steam boat. ---- I Wanted: A seven letter word for The Yanks are coming? I Answer: Dentist, I Y We are glad to see that Paul johnson can ask for his milk bottle instead of crying for it. Mr. Boyd: Why did you get married? , , Pete Conn: You said if I couldn't stay away from her Pd better marry her. ,ly ' ATV j?'f'7fPf36 Q95:57W',, . , -e'tta:f.:-f.Q.sf2.w:w s - . y Eighty-:ix k