Galway Central High School - Piper Yearbook (Galway, NY)

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Prophecy of the We look far into the future to the year 1982 and are not surprised to discover that the United States government has asked that fabulous, courageous, intelligent Class of 1962 at Galway Central High to be the occupants of an experimental Utopia. As we enter the town square, we see a large crowd gathering. We listen in and find that GARRY BARTH is being cited with the outstanding citizen of the year award. Bank President JIM LOCKWOOD is making the presentation of the award. We move on and try to sneak in the back door of the Utopian Opera House, but are nabbed by PAT WRIGHT and forced to buy a ticket from ELEANOR KEDZIERSKI. We find a comfortable seat as the music begins. The first selection is a stereophonic ping-pong match directed by DAVE SUTTON and backed up by his stereo hi-fi. We are then disappointed, for we find out that the famous SITTERLY violins are not going to appear. (It seems Honest Roger has been doing a booming business because of a rise in the cat population.) The next number is a ballet performed by JUDI MUSOLFF. As that brilliant conductor GARY SPEANBURG raises his baton, Judi begins her dance to that stirring song, Flight of the Bull Moose. A hush falls over the crowd as the feature attraction of the evening appears on stage. MARILYN ARMITAGE bellows out her great vocal, Stout Hearted Men. We tear ourselves away from this stirring performance and travel on to the Utopia Broadcasting Company. The first radio personality we encounter is CAROL GAURA, star of ROBERT SUSS's Laugh Along With Suss show. We stop for a moment to listen to sports-broadcaster PETER JACOBS giving the latest from Santa Anita and the Saratoga racing forms. We finally leave to the melodious music of the Ju Boys Band. Just stepping out on the street we see several women wearing the new JANE CLAY-POOL hair style called the Yul Bryner look.

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. . . part of my giggle to Ellen Smeallie. The rest I want. Nadine, Marilyn, Carol, Pat and Bob in intellectual pursuit. The Girls and the latest news. ARTHUR WELSH PATRICIA WRIGHT ... my ten cent drinks to Allen Wolfe. Sleep well, Allen.

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Class of 962 We pick up the HOLTSLANDER Journal and read that GERALD SCHRADER has moved to Spain, where he has become a matador. We also notice a gossip column on the last page by that woman-around-town, MARIANNE ELLSWORTH. Next we visit the Gregory Memorial Hospital. RITA ARMITAGE has landed her first job as nurse there, while PAT MITCHELL, also a nurse, has landed her first intern. Nurse JO-ANN FOLEY is assisting surgeon NORM MURAUSKAS as he performs a nationally televised brain operation, which he learned from reading a pocketbook edition of BRAIN SURGERY MADE EASY. There is a protest from the patient, but Lawyer JOHN BOSHART argues that, since Murauskas amputated both of the patient's legs, the client does not have a leg to stand We leave the hospital and run into JACKIE LYONS. She tells us she went to make her fortune in the outside world but came back by popular demand ... of the outside world. We pass through the downtown section and go by the J. McCHESNEY department store. It helps support the town organizations out of its large coffers. We pull up to the town hall and sit inside to visit with Mayor JOHN SKORNY, who was elected by an overshelming minority. We see his Press Secretary LINDA GRANT discussing the coming election with John’s campaign manager ART WELSH. As we step out of the hall we see those two business tycoons DICK SMITH adn BILL CHAMPAGNE, owners of the Utopian Business International. We go in the Post Office to mail a letter and meet MALE clerk NADINE McCON-CHIE. Postmaster General LINDA SHERMAN is talking to her mailman, CARROLL HOUGHTON. As we pass the museum, we hear artist ELEONORE ADAMOSCHEK yelling at owner KATHY INGRAHAM for hanging one of her paintings upside down. We look up and notice that RON CHERNIK is high in the sky above us, kept up there by his anti-gravity belt. The city, taking advantage of this, has given him his trombone so he can play Night Train while he is up there. This way he serves as the city beacon. And now, as we regretfully depart, we notice that on each corner there is a naval reservist with his shotgun: RAY LANFEAR, DICKPATEREK, PETE TRAIDER, and LES McELHINEY. We sleep well. Our Navy Reserve is awake.