Galt Collegiate Institute and Vocational School - Specula Galtonia Yearbook (Galt, Ontario Canada)

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1, C .... S D .,,,, , ' A , SPEQULA Now the teams are coming out to add some colour to the scene. I might mention the fact that Mr. Bob Ritz, the great mathematician, calculated, in the morning papers, that 2B Invincibles would be Vic- torious. I hope his judgment is correct. Ron. Underhill has control of to-day's important fixture and I hope he does not suffer any mishap. He calls the teams together and shouts, Ready 2B Invin- cibles? i Ready, All-American 190l5, blowing his whfistle to bring the two opposing teams of gladiators into the fray. The bleachers that run along either side of the field are well crowded with all kinds of spectators, of every description, etc. It is now quarter time and the score is twelve to nil in favour of the Invincibles -now the game has started again-Bob Bernhardt and h's band of merry Troub- adors, break out in melodious rhythm as they render the Scotchman's National An- them: I Can't Give You Anything But Love. We have now, reached, the half way mark and right here is where we bring forth our most pleasant surprise for you. The 2B girls' orchestra, composed of the Misses Anderson, Tulloch, Storey, Dixon, Daniels, Whalley, Buck, Bernhardt, Ren- wick, Shantz, Cole, Sohrt and Herriot, who will give their 'own' interpretation of the well-known bootleggers' song- You Can Cry in Your Beer If You Want to- It Can't Possibly Taste any Worse. Thank you ladies. That was a noble effort. Now we go into the third quarter of this terrific battle, with the score 24-0 in favour of the Invincibles. At this moment, Jean Light arises and leads the cheerers with the appropriate yell- They said they could beat us, but Oh, how they lied. Play in the Third Quarter was fast with the lads from 2B taking the offensive and increasing the count to 36-0. V PARA TUS Now comes the last quarter, and with it the final chance for the All-Americans. By the Way, I have just thought of an experience that I had in my late travels- etc., etc., etc. Hurrah-Hurrah. Oh, What's all the noise about? Oh, yes, Ladies and Gentle- men-the game has just-finished and the Invincibles were victorious by the over- whelming score of 48-0. This goes to prove that Bob Ritz, occasionally, shows rare judgment. I overheard the remark that Ossie Mills was the star of the game. Who is he? I never heard of him. I will now turn you over to your local station announcer. ' Thank you, Mr. Smith. You have just heard Mr. Smith giving a push by push report of this afternoon's great struggle. We are now signing of, and will return to the air again at seven-thirty with the Children's Hour, sponsored by the United Spinach Grower's Corporation, growers of high grade spinach and other weeds. Good afternoon. -By Hoo Kares. P24 P14 Pk 2B WEINER ROAST A most delightful evening was spent at Barrie's Cut in October, in the form of a weiner roast. . Games and singing were indulged in and much enjoyment was had in this way. Ginny Childs, our budding Opera star, carried off all honours with his exe- cution of several ballads. We understand there is no voice quite like his, which can readily be understood by those present. The most anticipated event of the even- ing was the food, and great credit is due those who were responsible for the de- lightful repast. Miss Ruddick and Mr. and Mrs. Boyd chaperoned the affair in their usual cap- able manner. -R.S.U. IB By the time Ireland is a big boy he will be a second Padereweski-judging from the looks of his hair now. BASKETBALL Well 1B sure is climbing the old ladder of fame and has landed on the second rung by winning the Championship for first formers. Captain Jean Evans cer- tainly is a hot player and is supported by an able team. One of these days the school team will be composed of some of the babies of a few years back and then Hot Dog-Well you know the answer. 92 1B thought the social was dandy but the male section of the class is still won- dering when they will bring on the eats, after giving us samples of the good things in store. A father of one of the boys in 1B be- came inquisitive and looking in his son's text-book read the following words, In case of fire please throw this in. .. .. . -5 R-P5 D. H. to H.- Doesn't Bill Ireland make you sick? M.H.- Yes, he gives me heart trouble. it . l. H . 2

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