Galt Collegiate Institute and Vocational School - Specula Galtonia Yearbook (Galt, Ontario Canada)

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AWA 'ru 'l U Lf A A L Pnnvvs A -I 'la ' --- -'-- . ' - -'Il 1. if v 2 We wonder why Nelson Bond does not go on the stage, because we feel sure he could burst into tears as well as faint in English period. It would be well for some other boys if they had a girl friend like Radford Shea's as he meets her at the bus station and thus saves a fare to Preston. ZA Nonsense A GLIMPSE Slater the prater, did you say, Yes, he belongs to the form 2A. He's not so very big or fat, But he shoots hot air straight through his hat. Jack Allard is a regular fellow, He blows his nose with a mighty bellow, But his usual performance in every class, Marks him first in fail or last in pass. Jack Hetherington, the bean-pole guy, Reminds me of the skyscraper high, His lofty carriage and stately mien, Makes me feel like an undersized bean. Hercules Craig is in 2A For the purpose of being there to stay. His wisdom falls on deafened ears And almost moves the teachers to tears. Everett Pirak, otherwise Joe, Isn't so fast, but isn't so slow. But when it comes to using his wit, . The rest of the form might just as well quit. Ding dong Bell Davidson spilled an inkwell. The ink goes trickling down the desk And thus Davy the floor has messed, But the words that greet him as if shot from a Krupp Are get some water and clean it up. As for the girls. Least said, soonest mended, We hate to say more, For fear they'd be offended. ?l4?l4,k Duncan informed us in a Grammar period that the Plural of solo is duet. 259143 Miss Goldie- Yes, when she plays she seems to strike a dominant note in me. Miss Horsey- Oh, you mean Flat. Plfvkg Interform rugby this season wasn't so inspiring. Somehow a schedule was not drawn up and the team didn't play a game. However, from all appearance we seem to have a strong basketball team and hope to do something more than lose games this year. At any rate we didn't lose a game in rugby. 3121? The girls' sports are getting along splendidly for 2A. They have won several games already, and are trying seriously fno foolingj for the championship. Then, of course, there's volleyball, and undoubt- edly 2A will rate high in this also. Let's hope so. ZB 2Bornot2B Ladies and Gentlemen-This is station T.O.B.E. This afternoon we are about to broad- cast the famous Rugby game between the 2B Invincibles and the All American Football team of 1905. We are very for- tunate in procuring that great African Hunter who has just returned from his mountain climbing expedition in the Sa- hara Desert, to announce this game. Ladies and Gentlemen-I speak of no other than Mr. Smith, known to his most intimate friends, as Mort, and to other people, merely as Mort. I now turn the microphone over to Mr. Smith, who will give you a push by push report of this game. Mr. Smith. Thank you, kind sir-and now I will give you the line-up as it was given to 90 me: For the 2B Invincibles, the players are as follows-Mills, Clarke, Hipel, Wil- son, Rayfield, Day, Brown, Garden, Rids- dale, Ledingham, McArthur, Ferguson, Childs, Elrick, Flatt and Vifinn Otheir position on the field does not amount to very much-they don't even know them- selvesj. The team is under the supervision of Mr. Boyd. You will probably remember the players of the All-American team of 1905, but if you should not, I wouldn't worry about it, bfcause I have long since forgotten them a so. Well, Folks-there is the line-up, and now the band is coming out on the field, under the able direction of none other than our most popular and esteemed lead- er, Bob Bernhardt. My, what a great musician he is.