Galt Collegiate Institute and Vocational School - Specula Galtonia Yearbook (Galt, Ontario Canada)

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if 5 P5 9 vip.. f T G A .1-TF' N ' A if C. lA Shining Lights IMPOSSIBLES To keep Nix quiet. To keep Little and Stewart from sing- ing jazz. To make Hagey work. EXTRA A reporter for a newspaper had been served with home-brew. On the same day he received for publication a wedding an- nouncement and a notice of an auction sale. In the evening paper the result was as follows:- A beautiful wedding took place at Pineville, at 12 o'clock sharp, on a bob- sled, nearly new, drawn by a pair of beautiful white calves. Music was given by a Gibson engine, guaranteed to go when in working order. The newly mar- ried couple were accompanied by two first grade milk cows, aged. The parish was decorated beautifully with chains, hay- forks, ropes and other articles too numer- ous to mention. Among those present were a pair of mongrel dogs, a pair of Persian cats and a hay-loader. After the newly weds were sold, they left on an extended wedding trip to China on two good bay mares with terms to suit pur- chasers. -G.S. A passenger asked a colioured train porter what time the train left for a certain city. The porter told her the right time. However, the lady was not satisfield and asked a white porter the same question, only to receive the same answer. When the lady had gone, the coloured porter walked up to the white one rather masterfully and said, Well, l suppose she's satisfied now, she got it in black and white. E :, :k :ic Marie Margaret Helen Marian Ball took a parcel to the postal wicket to be weighed. Clerk- If it would have weighed one gram more, it would have cost another 10c. Marie Margaret Helen Ball- Thank goodness I didn't sign my full name. H4233 Perfect description of Coyston, Tucker and Tremaine:-Two hams and an egg. 22123123 Henderson- What time is it? Stoakley- Time to shut up. We are under the impression that Lit- tle and Stoakley are going to open'up a 5th Ave. beauty parlour, but wanted to practise on themselves first. They ap- peared at school with frizzed hair and light hearts. It was a sight never to be forgotten. C. IC Forrn News The pen is mightier than the sword And personal jokes should be abhorred. But in this form where all are friends Your name to the joke a humour lends. IMPOSSIBILITIES To make Elsie Vingoe stop chewing gum. To make Miss Willard sit still. VTo keep Miss Turley from shouting ccoh, To get Christine Smillie here on time. To get Miss Schneider stopped talking of Harris Legg. To make Miss Schrumm stop laughing. To stop Miss Sargeant from asking questions in Mrs. Brandon's room. To stop Agnes Saunders from putting paint on. if Pk 214 THE AEROPLANE I'd like to take an aeroplane, and fly up in the sky. I'd like to race the swallows Up in the clouds on high, And listen to the humming of the motor Gerry. 102 as it roars, Away above the tree tops Where the great eagle soars.. Swifter than an arrow I would speed up in the clouds, And hide myself above them, Far from the staring crowds. Yes, I'd like to be a bird man, The proud eagle to outflyg And be the wind's companion In its playground in the sky. -Gerry Sch eider. n C. 1C SPECULA JOKES A. Wilson- How many controls on your radio? B. Mills- Three, my mother, dad and brother. Happy man- Shay waiter, find my hat. Waiter- It's on your head, sir. H.M.- Don't bot'her, then, I'll look for it myself.

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fe SEMP 1 A ,UA he ECHLIN 8 HAMILTON DRY GOODS GLOVES HOSIERY NECKWEAR E PETER PAN FABRICS SWEATER COATS I 22 Water St. S., Galt .Aft fif A 55,00 ffl-if New Sprmg Feature C5600 for the OversizeD 5 ' f- Q, is the price of the MON. , ,gl Poe SKYJAPER FOUN- ' if TAIN PEN. Harmony EWS P Pav- ty e or o- or- 1 Ilgcgvligguaranteed lttakes two weeks L ql to mFake a- Alglon- Tl- ff S , , tam en, 4' zzz 2:21. than fx A . uzizngs a lifetime to 'iff wear it out. ff All f ,li With definite STYLE APPEAL 'NEW IN A Q6 'SEAUTY W 1 NEW AGE TAILORED TO MEASURE 7 Fountain Pens, Pencils and Sets. T5 A0 , MON RCE Roy St. Clan' SZQILALER MEN'S SPECIALTY SHOP R. w. MEIKLEHAM, Plll11.B. CAPITOL THEATRE BLDG. The Rexall Drug Store SMILE ALL THE WHILE in A NEIL SHOE THE WEAR IS THERE WHEN WEAR IS WANTED Your Favourite SHOE STORE, 33 Main St. 103 ll Ut -- - ri ' A, 1 , fffcuf.. GAQO