Galt Collegiate Institute and Vocational School - Specula Galtonia Yearbook (Galt, Ontario Canada)

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.1 , V'-- Q , 1 S ,D , ' ? X I V , t A . f PAER21-:rin ,N S PE UNL' A 9 V Q A lL,TNO N EAEQQEE The GALTDPRESTQN D D l l OHWETS Its Facilities lo BUYS and GIRLS ANNUAL AND SHORT-TERM MEMBERSHIP ANNUAL FEES BOYS GIRLS 14 years .................. 554.00 14 years .................. 63.00 15 years.. .... 5.00 15 years ...... .. 16 years .... 6.00 16 years .... S4-00 17 years. .... 7.00 17 years. sH0RT-TERM FEES BASED ON PERCENTAGE OF ANNUAL FEES 1 Month ........................ 20 Q6 of Annual 2 Months ...................... 30 92 of Annual 3 Months ...................... 4077 of Annual Etc. JOIN ANY TIME IN THE YEAR 101

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-'ie ' --4- , , I . if . f . P5 Cf KA C. ZA PERSONAL NEWS OF C. 2A Miss Ina Dunn is a great admirer of the captain of the Rugby Squad. Please keep this a secret. all :K Pif Miss Kay Mclnerney had the pleasure of a skate with Mr. McVittie. It seems a shame that we weren't all skating. -9 -P -Z' .,. .,. .,. TEN YEARS FROM TO-DAY THIS IS WHAT WE SEE Pearl Gole-buying out the powder counter at Woolworth's. Estelle McDowell-powdering her nose. Rita McCrudden-arguing with Kay Mclnerney. Martha Warnholz--working at a peanut stand. Kathleen Mclnerney-noted sculptress of Canada. Evelyn Porter-looking for a boy-friend. Catherine Pawelko-trying to grow so she can look over the seat in front of her. Ina Dunn-rushing to be on time. Madeline Walter-aviatrix. WHAT THE TEACHERS SAY TO C. 2B Mr. McVittie- Miss Evans, turn around. Miss Musgrove- Miss Tease, if you don't stop that talking I'll move you up to the front. Miss Honsberger- Now Miss Cation, you stop that talking and sit over by the window. Miss Pooke- Steady, steady and straight lines, girls. Miss Shanibleau- What, Miss Ewald, without your complete costume again? Miss Williamson- Now another move out of you, Law, and you'll go to deten- tion. Miss Weatherill- Miss Dilly, put your cover on your machine. Mr. Wholton- Be quiet, you can be heard down on first floor. Miss Pooke- Miss Grieve, what are the requirements of a legal contrae-82 rf: :Q :E NOTICE C. 2B are getting wise to Bailey's tricks. He gets excused in stenography so as to miss dictation. .- P11 Ilflk Marie Ross- Who said 'They run, now I can die in peace'. Eileen Walker- Henry Ford. ' 100 Margaret McIntosh-fortune teller. Nancy Davidson-announcer for station B-U-N-K. Miss Dunn to Miss Johnston- Why does Joan Kirsh put powder on her face? Miss Johnston- Why to make her beautiful. Miss Dunn- Then why doesn't it. Irene's boss who had just finished dic- tating a letter to his brother, asking him to show his friend around Toronto when he reached that city. O Miss Gorth, add a P.S. 'The sky is the li1nit'. Miss Gorth displays the letter proudly some time later. The P.S. reads, This guy is t'he limit. .9 .y .v -.- -.- 4 Miss Echlin fwho had just witnessed a fightj- O, the big bum, he socked him in the eye behind his back. .ZB Mr. Watts- If you had more spunk you could be at the head of your class. Do you know what spunk is? Dorothy W.- Yes, sir, it's the past participle of 'spank'. Pk Pk Pk Mahler thought an autobiography was a diary of trips in the family car. lqff - Deyw nesvlanll' Atffnld Pine of womb? Q' Ki!H YH, 171 Qu my waxy fs Ruth the business world. Eunice Schott- The adding machine. Ti1rley+ What counts most in

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if 5 P5 9 vip.. f T G A .1-TF' N ' A if C. lA Shining Lights IMPOSSIBLES To keep Nix quiet. To keep Little and Stewart from sing- ing jazz. To make Hagey work. EXTRA A reporter for a newspaper had been served with home-brew. On the same day he received for publication a wedding an- nouncement and a notice of an auction sale. In the evening paper the result was as follows:- A beautiful wedding took place at Pineville, at 12 o'clock sharp, on a bob- sled, nearly new, drawn by a pair of beautiful white calves. Music was given by a Gibson engine, guaranteed to go when in working order. The newly mar- ried couple were accompanied by two first grade milk cows, aged. The parish was decorated beautifully with chains, hay- forks, ropes and other articles too numer- ous to mention. Among those present were a pair of mongrel dogs, a pair of Persian cats and a hay-loader. After the newly weds were sold, they left on an extended wedding trip to China on two good bay mares with terms to suit pur- chasers. -G.S. A passenger asked a colioured train porter what time the train left for a certain city. The porter told her the right time. However, the lady was not satisfield and asked a white porter the same question, only to receive the same answer. When the lady had gone, the coloured porter walked up to the white one rather masterfully and said, Well, l suppose she's satisfied now, she got it in black and white. E :, :k :ic Marie Margaret Helen Marian Ball took a parcel to the postal wicket to be weighed. Clerk- If it would have weighed one gram more, it would have cost another 10c. Marie Margaret Helen Ball- Thank goodness I didn't sign my full name. H4233 Perfect description of Coyston, Tucker and Tremaine:-Two hams and an egg. 22123123 Henderson- What time is it? Stoakley- Time to shut up. We are under the impression that Lit- tle and Stoakley are going to open'up a 5th Ave. beauty parlour, but wanted to practise on themselves first. They ap- peared at school with frizzed hair and light hearts. It was a sight never to be forgotten. C. IC Forrn News The pen is mightier than the sword And personal jokes should be abhorred. But in this form where all are friends Your name to the joke a humour lends. IMPOSSIBILITIES To make Elsie Vingoe stop chewing gum. To make Miss Willard sit still. VTo keep Miss Turley from shouting ccoh, To get Christine Smillie here on time. To get Miss Schneider stopped talking of Harris Legg. To make Miss Schrumm stop laughing. To stop Miss Sargeant from asking questions in Mrs. Brandon's room. To stop Agnes Saunders from putting paint on. if Pk 214 THE AEROPLANE I'd like to take an aeroplane, and fly up in the sky. I'd like to race the swallows Up in the clouds on high, And listen to the humming of the motor Gerry. 102 as it roars, Away above the tree tops Where the great eagle soars.. Swifter than an arrow I would speed up in the clouds, And hide myself above them, Far from the staring crowds. Yes, I'd like to be a bird man, The proud eagle to outflyg And be the wind's companion In its playground in the sky. -Gerry Sch eider. n C. 1C SPECULA JOKES A. Wilson- How many controls on your radio? B. Mills- Three, my mother, dad and brother. Happy man- Shay waiter, find my hat. Waiter- It's on your head, sir. H.M.- Don't bot'her, then, I'll look for it myself.