Galt Collegiate Institute and Vocational School - Specula Galtonia Yearbook (Galt, Ontario Canada)

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80 SPECULA GALTONIA I rmffl - 'K A l l if l ,img -xiiii' I But to the Knight the affairs of his more youthful subjects are of the deepest concern. To them he gives his love, his honor, his spirit ..... his all ..... in order that they may, in years to come, be better pre- pared to guard his mighty watchword HSEMPER PARATUS. Fifth In tempus old a hero lived, qui loved puellas deux, He so pourrait pas quite to say which one amabat mieux. Dit-il lui meme un beau matin, Non possum both avoir, Si yo address hermosa Amanda, pius Marie y I have War. Amanda habet argent cour, sed Marie has aureas curls, Et both sunt very agathae et quite for- mosae girls. Resolved proponere devant cet evening's shades Procederis to Marie's donio, il trouve las duo maids. Coepit 'hablar his love at Marie dans un- poetique way, Et so look a Amanda, to whom il dit no possunt say. 224 :lf 2? Each virgo heard the demi-vow con cheeks as rouge as Wine. And offering each a milk-white hand, both whispered Ich bin dein. Another pupil, said the professor, as his glass eye rolled upon the floor. 122 Iii Pl: Waiter: Are you Hungary. Bill: Yes Siam. Waiter: Den Russia to a table and I'll Fiji. Bill: Alright, Sweden my coffee and Denmark my bill.

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w 7 it QQ i SPECULA GALTONIA 3 Hniurraiig nf I nrnntn The Provincial University of Ontario Faculties:-Arts Cincluding Sciences and Commercel, Medicine, Applied Science and Engineering, Household Science, Forestry, Education COntario College of Educationl, Music, School of Graduate Studies, and Dentistry. Attractive two-year courses leading to diplomas in Occupational Therapy and in Physiotherapy are offered to young women of eighteen years or over who have full Pass Matriculation standing. For bulletins on courses in Pure Sciences, in Applied Science and Engineering, in Occupational Therapy and Physiotherapy, write to the Director, University Extension, University of Toronto, Toronto 5, Ontario. WHEN IN NEED OF HIGH CLASS CLOTHING OR FURNISHINGS AT MONEY SAVING PRICES CALL ON - CAS EY J O N E S Next to the Post Office PRESTON Phone 162-.I GALT AUTO WRECKERS NEW AND USED TIRES. AUTO ACCESSORIES. REPLACEMENT PARTS. 28 Water St. S. Phone 2295 88 Shade St. Phone 1068 PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS To our many readers we would say that: A publication of this sort is only made possible when the merchants and other business men of the district assist by giving us advertisements. In gratitude to them We would therefore ask you UPATRONIZE OUR ADVER- TISERSX' and, in order to prove to them the eiectiveness of advertising in this maga- zine, mention the SPECULA GALTONIA when purchasing. L J

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i SPECULA GALTONIA 81 SPORT Fifth made a brave, vain attempt to secure basketball honours. Let us attrib- ute our weakness to other teams' better playing and that fifty percent plan. The girls won three games, with Alberta Keifer and Hilda Weber stars. The boys won the same-with diierent stars. F? :if PF It is the little things that -tell in this life said she to him, as she pulled the kid brother from behind the Chesterfield. AERONAUTICS Of all the poisons in the world, this new airplane poison seems to be about the worst. One drop we hear, is usually sufficient. .v. .-. .-. ,,. ., .,. We would be surprised if we saw:- Dunc McIntosh without his grin. Betty Woolner without that worried over Biol. look. Fred. Sta'hlschmidt without his red, red socks. 45 School athletics claim some of their most ardent participants from form 4A. Rugby, Basketball and Gym. teams have taken their best members from Fourth. :if Pk 25 PRINCIPAL- Di-d you deliver that message to the senator. TUTTON fnow a full grown messengerj Sure, but I don't think he can read it. PRINCIPAL- What do you mean? Why can't he read it? TUT'- Cause he's blind. Four times he asked me where my hat was and, it was on my head all the time. Dando and Marion were out walking when Dando met his uncle and as a duti- ful nephew would, Dando introduced his companion. Uncle- Is she your protegee Harold? Dando fblushingl-u-ah-um, I haven't asked her yet. D ' ' Tut' says that out where he lives the farmers are so formal they put evening clothes on their scarecrows after six o'clock. ill IF Pl: Dancing teacher- Mercy, mercy, be careful with those shoes-the floor is highly polished. Kemp- Oh that's all right mister, I've got nails in 'em, I won't slip. Dietrich wears earmuffs to keep the wind from blowing through the wide open spaces. Dawson ftelling of his trip to Floridal Yes we had six punctures, five in the rear tire and one in St. Louis. Coppel-- What's your income? Marg. McCallum- Oh about two a.m. Jamieson- Gee I'm in an awful hole. Mast- Yeah ? Jamieson- I've spelled professor 'with two fs and don't know which to cross out. ' ' ' Then there was the scotchman who bought a car because the clutch was thrown in. 4B NOTE:-The following story was writ- ten by one who should have known better. MY RECOLLECTIONS OF ARCHEMEDES Chapter I Once upon a time King Hiero, one sun- ny afternoon when nothing could be heard but the falling of night, wen-t to the tele- phone and ordered a crown size 7-1!8. But upon receiving the flea dormitory he found that he had been gyped, because every time he sneezed it sagged way down over his eyes, ears and nose. Hereby hangs the tale fno, not the crownl. He set Archimedes to work to iind out how much cast iron had been shoved in. Chapter II Too exciting to write. Chapter III Q50 wards to goj Archie fshort for Archimedesl is seen jumping into a taxi and rushing to the Royal York fPrestonJ. Since he has had a very heavy day thinking about the crown business, he decides upon a bath. Chapter IV Q10 yds. to go--2nd downj He filled up ye old tub, level full, and piling his raiment on the floor, hopped in. By displacing a great amount of water, equal to his own bulk he solved the prob- lem of specific gravity. Forgetting his clothes, forgetting his belt, in fact forget- ting everything, he sailed up King Street and all over Preston Qlt was flood timel in shimmering sunlight and a plain gold ring, yelling at the top of 'his voice- Eureka -it washes the clothes clean. THE END