Galt Collegiate Institute and Vocational School - Specula Galtonia Yearbook (Galt, Ontario Canada)

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SPECULA How oft has a humble student When morn is drawing nigh Condemned the many languages To death, without a sigh. How useless then seems Spanish, How good for naught is French, The man who first spoke Latin Had anything but sense. To English then we turn our thoughts And here again we seek To understand the many words We, in a story, meet. Now if you think you're educated Don't laugh-you're out of turn, But sit right down and just for me The meanings please discern. Are dough-boys really made of dough? And have they lots of money? Are gold fish made of pure, pure gold? To me these do seem funny. Do orange peels sound like a bell? And apple-carts a fact? Are dough-nuts now a holesome food? These things will drive me cracked. A pigeon stool, is it a chair? Is Davenport a harbour? And could we say a cutter-head, Is just another barber? And are tea-cups made in China? Say, are ily-tox long or short ? Can chili sauce bring on a cold? It's enough to make one snort. Now are smelters just like odours? Does a book-worm really crawl? And can those awful flying rings Go gliding 'round the hall? Have spring boards any little streams To make them grow still bigger? And is a trapeze just a trap For any strayward sinner? Now a gridiron I suppose is a certain kind of metal, And a baseball diamond gives off CO2 But how in heck am I to know, When a friend exclaims by Joey That a boxing ring is square--is it true? And these are but a scant, scant few Of words that give me trouble. They only prove an old, old law The meaning may be double. D. M. GALTONIA 77 MR. MCLENNAN- You had better watch your step in my classroom. RAMSAY- What's the matter? Floor- ing loose, sir? Can you tell me one of the uses of cowhide? Yessir, it keeps the cow together. :Ia :le :lr He- Are you fond of moving pictures, Jennie. She fhopefullyl- Aye Sandy. Then maybe lass you'll help me get half a dozen doon out o' the attic. 3: iz 2: One thing this paper can say there is not one negro called either Rastus or Sam- bo and that the travelling salesman has been completely ignored from its joke col- umns. LORRIMAN, after his trip to Africa- And the cabbages are so big they ship one to a fiat car. STAHLSCHMIDT- How's that? LORRIMAN- Climate STAHLSMIDT- Yah! LORRIMAN- And the bananas are like telephone poles. STAHLSCHMIDT- How's that. LORRIMAN- Climate.l' STAHLSCHMIDT- Yah, We got a ho- tel here now with fifty-two stories in it and not a stair or an elevator within sight of it. LORRIMAN- How's that, how can you get up to the top ? STAHLSCHMIDT- Oh, Climate. .g. .w. .y. .,. .,. .,. LORRIMAN Csingingj - Do-deda-ump- bump. CAROTHERS- That reminds me. I meant to buy some gum to-day. Do you think you can support 1ny daughter on S150 a month. Oh thank you sir, that will help out alot. Battleship officer drilling his men- I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as if he were riding a bicycle. Now begin. After a short effort one of his men stopped. Why have you stopped there, guv? he yelled. Guy- If you please, sir, I am coasting. MR. CHALLEN, disgustedly testing the knowledge of the class upon the shapes of ge'metr'cal figures. slapped half a buck on the desk and veiled what's that? MIDGLEY- Heads

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SPECULA GALTONIA 79 Classified Ads DICKENS WORKS ALL THIS WEEK for only S400 ! -1. q. .-. .,. .,. .P DON'T SPIT Remember last year's flood. Humane Society .iz :,: sz Don't kill your wife We do the dirty work. Whoopee Laundry, P.D.Q. ifakis How to become a teacher's pet in four easy lessons, by the famous Stan. Caroth- ers method. Don't wait. 3: :Zz :iz COATS V2 Off Reginald Archer. 23 Pk P14 HAVE YOU an itch to travel? Let me cure it with my marvellous little talcum powder. Save money. Apply daily untll irritation is gone: eats the skin.r1ght off: gives you something else to think about. One man writes, I took your powder three days and have been in bed for three years. Send 10c in stamps. Freddy Stahlschmidt, Preston. REMOVE the boiler scale from your stomach directly by our new and painless process. Galt Plumbers and Electric Drill Co., J. Scott, prop. CAN YOU take a bicycle apart and never repeat your swear words while put- ting it together again. Learn at home by my simple method. Surprise your friends with your intimate knowledge of the greatest invention since the baby-buggy. Joe Downer, Boiler Room, G.C.I. .w. .v. .v. I was born to make money! Let me share my secret with you. Send one hun- dred dollars and ask no questions. Abso- lutely no risk. You'll catch cold with all the drafts that come to you from banks. Let your worries turn into bills and your bills into thin air. Nothing in it, simple as you are. H. Midgley, Preston. Y :lf gg GIVE US A TRIAL Make your Reservations Early Percival Augustus Charles Shartzberg Funeral Director Preston LOST AND FOUND The bottom out of eight test tubes and four florence flasks, somewhere between Friday night and to-day. McIntosh, 5th. 24 234 gg In Lorriman's car, the end off one good pen knife. Please return immediately and oblige G. D. Champ, 4b. 'VME END- '