Galion High School - Spy Yearbook (Galion, OH)

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CALENDAR March 14-Elocution class forgot f?J to recite. 'L 15-P. G. fto a Senior girl.J What would you do if I gave you a kiss? Would you scream? 16-Prof. P. Qto boys in elocution class.J 'LIf you Want to chew your cuds, you may go elsewhere. 17-These are not just from 0uld Ireland but Seniors celebrating St. Patrick's Day. ' 18-Lost! Strayedl or Stolen! A cake of chocolate. A liberal reward fone big piece of fudgej will be .given to the finder. 21-E. F. freadingi I would I were invisible. Prof. P. coins a new word farcey 22-Nothing doing. ' 23-No Elocution therefore nothing doing. 24-Class meeting much important business transact ad. 25-How much do you weigh in apothecary's weight? Vacation Hurrah! April 4-Back again. Prof. B. discusses spring fever and says that it lasts only two or three days, but we don't all agree with him. 5-Nothing doing. 6-P. G. 1Speaking of Carlyle.i They wanted to bury him in Westminster Abbey but he refused. 7-W. M. fLiterature.J He wasn't very good to his wife until after she died and tl1en-- 8- If youlre tired Mr. Reese you may be excused. ' ll-Last elocution lesson-for a while. I2-A Freshmanls definition- A dictionary is a store- house cf food. qliather dry eating?J 13-Doing nothing. 14-A great work of Literature is begun. You will find it on one of these pages and recognize it on account of its great merit. ' 15-Seniors plant a tree so that they will not be forgotten. 18--Mr. R. has a birthday. , 19-A. D. has a hair-cut and W. E. wears a White collar. ' 20-First choral practice. 21-Pupil-I did not have time to get my lesson last night. Teacher-Am I to blame for that? ' 22-Nothing doing. - 25, 26, 27- Seniors work very industriously f?J At their maps in Miss John's room. 28-Oh by the way-Ask Bill if he missed her. 29-Some Seniors attend the Library opening and ad- journ to a fudge eating contest. Who Won? 0 i

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A youth of 1906, discoverd one beautiful day, That his mug was covered with fuzz. He looked like an Irish bumble bee When the wind blew through it buzz, buzz, buzz At first he endeavored with mother shears To rid himself of this awful bore, But he sheared his ears and nose instead The gore went trickling to the floor. The brick red whiskers continue To grow upon his cheek, But he has a simpler method, To remove them clean and sleek. He buys a box of matches Just onces or twice a yearg And singe off his whiskers This Sophomore darling dear. 1

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7-71 6onfri6uZ'ions fiom Die faculty Miss J oHN :-Some things are too poetic for poetry. WESTON :-They want an eight day hour 1 that would be going some.J Prof. Fouts is somewhat ofa bowler. O Fudge! I rolled off. Prof. Bryant believes in going to a dry goods store for trousers. PAULUS:- Andrew Jackson's mother died at the age of seven. Prof. Critzer said of Dowie's 90 mile an hour ride on the P. F. that he qDowieJ was compar- ing his speed to that of Elijah on his ascent to heaven in the fiery chariot. Miss HoFs'rE'r'rER:-The American peolple have more bustle about them, than any ot er country. A little from each. MAHLA:-This turning down business has to be stopped. Education sometimes broadens but more often leaves us short-Ely. In Latin. E. A. I have too many feet. He wrote the vision of Sir Longfellow-A Senior. His mother was alearnd woman as well as his father.-A Senior. - Ask N. H. if she likes to dream about Bill. W. S. M. has discontinued his lectures to the kindergarten on Mormonism. Ethel W. likes yellow Howers. D. T. in reference to a certain girl. Gee! she's a funny duck. Prof. Paulus picking up a book and throwing it on the floor. There is my naked breast. ' Wes Miller said that Love was the best feel- ing he ever had. MR. FRANCIS EDGAR MAHLA: Esquire CAPT. G. H. S. Prack Team Dear Sir:- Please consider my humble self a candidate for your track team. I am an exceptionally fast and slow runner a magnificent pole-vaulter and high jumper and in the weights I am out of sight. Hoping this review of myself will be satisfactory. Yours forever and ever Amen Courtland Burget Meuser. Q:- How did Bacon protect his troops when he marched on Jamestown? A. D:- He put some of Berkley's wives in front of him. P. G:- Longfellow's father was a leading lawyer of Mass. Miss J :-Where did he practice? P. G:-In Portland, Me. Q:-Does Susie smoke? A:-Ask Prof. Bryant. Perpetual motion has at last been discovered: Miss John's head. Miss Weston claims that the winters of Asia are warm and the summers are cold. Anyone knowing the whereabouts of Sam Hill please inform Courtland Meuser. In Grammar. Russia:-He has eaten the apple. Miss W:-Why is the verb has eaten tran- sitive? Reuse:-Because it affects the subject. THE FREsHMEN:-A lot of animated prunes. MIss W:- Were did Howe go after the evacuation of Boston? C. M :- To Halifax. Miss J:-t'What was the great sorrow of lrving's life?i' A. D:-f'He never got married. Miss W:- Compare far. MABLE :- Far farther farthest. Miss W: How else may it be compared. MABLEZ-LLFEF and near. Miss JOHN, fto the seniors :B- I was tempted to ask if this was the kindergarten. Miss J :-What famous friendship have we in the Bible R. H. R:- Damon and Pythias. ENID:- I think those are the same. Miss J:- That's because you don't see the difference. Reese:-Per ora novem: for nine months. Nuda gemi: bare to the knee. DEAN:-Epluribus unumg One more. MAHLAZ-UIIl8H'S abscendere vistum: Threw his vest from his shoulders. MAHLA :-The birds foliageg tying her hair in a knot of gold: call on the gods with her hair flying. REESE :-Maneat nostros ea cura nepotis: Let that future care remain to our ancestors. Miss JOHN :-Translate I wish I had more books. EFFIE :-Vellem haberem plures liberos fl Wish I had more children.J Miss J :-fReferring to the tense of the verb! 'LIS that a wish possible of fulfillment? A. F. 'ro F. E. M:-i'Stark you ought to get another dog to teach this one how to bark. A favorite east end dish: Pickle Beet. W. E :- Wes I've got you beat. W. M:- Why? W. E:- I've turned Mormon. I took four different girls home this past week.