Friends Central School - Record Yearbook (Overbrook, PA)

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whlle AudrIe IS responsIble for that non compos mentIs song that all slIng bands are slIngIng tntled And LIttle Pxudne Laughed' Nancy Tatman, noted mental dIsease dIagnostIcIan has recently found that If 60 per cent of blcarbonate, '15 per cent of plant fertIlIzer, and Q5 per cent of whale blubber IS sImmered down very slowly, the result wIll be a solutIon whIch If Injected Into the blood streams of l4leptomanIacs, wIll enable them to become InvIsIble, and, therefore, clepto slang for snltch bIgger and better DIGDOS, jewelry and lcnIclc, lcnaclcs who s there7 Peg l2anlcIn now owns an exclusIve dress Shoppe In l3hIladelphIa It seems that she and Gwladys Peterson, who, you remember, owns the New Yorlc mIllInery shoppe, are worlclng together When Peg sells a dress, she ImmedIately sends the customer to New Yorlc to buy a hat to match The system also worl4s VICC versa do you follow? Bea Clopp IS now an A1 secretary to Mr J P Astorbllt of New Yorlc l am won derIng If l shouldn t say that she s a sInger, too, for her secret ambItIon to be a sInger has also been reallzed only to a very small degree, however Bea IS now wIth the opera, The Tan Oyster , sIngIng the tItle roll wIth the Oyster Ruth Massey has just been re elected to the DOSILIOH of presIdency In the Leftend l-loclclt AthletIc AssocIatIon of Twm Goal, Masseychusetts Hannah Moorshead IS now the new presIdent of the Trumpace BrIdge Club of Lansdowne, whlle VIrgInIa Stoll IS actIng as chaIrman of the l-leart Needleworlc group In the Women s Club there Betty McCoy IS now modelIng Clay s famous malce of tweed sports ensemblesatJohn Wantamalceher In Phlladelphla Anne LIppIncott has turned to her art for art s sal4e and IS now teachIng dress d2SlQI'1Il'1Q In the school for ModelIng Glad Rags FIt for Mrs Astor s l-lorse Sally l-looper has fInIshed college and IS WGILIDQ to see what wIll happen She says that Anythmg Can l-lappen, and If It should happen well OK But, meanwhIle, she s gonna travel along sIngIn a song lsn t that just lIlce Sally Your Honor'7 Judge Smolens speal4s Yes, MISS Loeb, you re rught But, tell me how much longer must l Slt here? It s gettIng on toward dawn and l m tIred Your l-lonor, l have but two more cases to present to the court Those of Jeanne Llnton and LOUISC Leedom Jeanne hasn t decIded upon her future yet, and, SIUCZ It s been a number of years sInce she graduated let It SUHICC to say that she s frecjuentmg the Fortune Teller s place bjweelcly In order to Increase her psychlc dbIlILl2S As for LOUISC, she s very busy these days FCCZIVIHQ shorthanded dIctatIon from one of our leadIng banlung houses here IH PhIladelphIa Well Your l-lonor, my tale IS told on behalf of the defendants Well IH vIew of the verbal affIdavIt whuch the court has just heard from the WILHCSS for the defendants, l pronounce thus court sessIon dIssolved Ugh, Muss Mason, wIll you get me a court erIzed aspIrIn so that l may dIssolve the court? IAXUCJTIC Gdfdhdm . . . . 1 . ' I . D 4 . . 1 . I . . 2 I I ' ll . 1 . . . v . l K 7 C . D . . . . C 7 Il . . . . . ll I x , , . . D ' . . . . . I I . . K 3 . . . 4 P . ll . . . . . 4 . . . . ' . I I ll . . I . 1 . . . . . . . I ' 1 Il . . Y 1 7 . . . Il . . 1 I Y . . I . . . I . . ' ' ll . . . . . . I . ' . . . n 1 . . 1 1 1 . . n . I . H . ' . , r , I , n as , . I , . . ' . , , v . I ' . . . I . ' . . . ll . l l l 1 l , . ll , as , . ll . . . . . . - I I ' . . . . 1' .

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Nan Warrenls toe slapping wuththe famous Slap toe l.earn l-low to Slap Tap and Flop Ballet Corps If anyone present un the courtroom would be Interested, lessons by Mass Warren herself may be had for the small sum of twenty hve cents per lesson plus a beautiful palr ol tap sllppers absolutely free Eleanor l-lnrst as now Charge Nurse at the Catch All l-losputal lhear that she IS gettlng swell pay for holdlng pulses Dlana Foote has just completed the second lnher serlesol novels on The Murders In the Dead Pan Morgue Gwladys Peterson has recently opened her exclusuve hat shop on Frith Avenue She has named her shoppe Shap Oh De Lux l wonder If they are washable, or perhaps she has turned commercial Our own Louise Jones IS also a graduate nurse l-ler time ns spent watching people s temperatures ruse lhey say the early rnser Euleen Gano has just had her latest plece ol sculpture, titled Beauty and the Step mother, accepted by the l-lome for lncurable Mammals B J Taylor, having completed her college education, as at least ornamental, even though she :sn t doing anything an the busrness world Betty Armstrong IS now In Pans desugnung dresses for Simone Simon Srmone says her creations are veree veree delovely Ginny Gruscom IS now her lather s pet stenographer l suppose that means that all conhdentlal letters slup through Ginny s hngers Anne Davrson,famed psychologust,us now rn lndua trying to decipher the great mental mystery of why Gandhi refuses to eat during certam periods Perhaps some ol Mass Cannell s tactics concerning Wheatles, or her pamphlet, Splnach, Sand and Your Chuld would be helpful Lucy Chrlstman has turned Flower gurl recently no, not a wedding yet l.ou IS merely posynng around The Dog Would Barlc Flower Shoppe Jane Compton IS now busily engagedun TYPE ulyung letters loraleadung New Yorlc lrfe unsurance company, namely, the Don t Compton Your Lute lnsurance Co Our class of 37 presldent,P ally Young, has lulhlled her Interest In horses byopenlng a rrdlng academy In Sarasota, lflornda Pol has also lnaugurated a new rldung habit style to be worn when inexperienced ruders come to the academy The new habit rs as called the Grape l lablt you see the costume as lined wlth clusters ol lavender balloons Kitty l-lowell has Flnnshed her college education andlstryung to decude which head to turn l understand that there are plenty ready to be turned Ysobel MCCldInISSlIll trying to malce up her mind whether to come out, come up or to just study along the artlstuc lanes She mught try the Bell telephone lnnes M Lou l-lohft, Shurl Smlth and Audrue Gardham have all three successfully brolcen unto radio Shlrl as Qllve Cyl s grandmother, ns doung some neat dramatlzlng on the l7opEye program M Lou ns portrayung the Une Woman an Qne Man s Family, .4 , 1. , U , 4 - - I , - . ' 1 4- . . 1 , 1 1 , , ll . . . . 4 , , U . . 1 s A , . . . . . . 3 . 5 . 7 . . . . 1 s H. , , , , . 7 . . . . 'K . . . . . . 4 . , 1 s , . U , , , s . . 4 . . V . ' 4' . . . . . . . v . . . 1 . , 1 l H , 1 , s C . D 1 1 , 1 , I 4 1 H , , , . 1, , . . , 4 , , s ll 3 . . . . . . . . . I V . . - . . 5 . ' . . . 5' . . . . V - . . H . . . . . ' ' I - . . . . ' ' - 1. , 1 , s , - .- 1 . 74 . 1 . I . 1 . . . . ' 1 U rn n I I 1 I . 1 v , 1

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BOYS CLASS PROPHECY l-lello, Dua ryl l-lad a bug time tonight, yeah, had a bug time The better halt ol the class of 37 thought they d get up a reunuon at the Socual Club and have some lun Wow, whatta tnmel Never laughed so hard slnce well, we wont go unto thatl Everybody had to get up and say a few words to the folks Not all at once, you lcnow, but one at a tame l don t lcnow whether to believe some ot them or not, because we all swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothung but a bunch ot ln e a h m m talsehoodsl Now, lor Instance, Watson Supplee got up and sand he had become Famous overnight for nnventung an attachment to put on the end ol paper straws to stop that dlsapponnted gurglnng sound at the end ol a perfect soda Boy, that brought the house down' Now, It my memory doesn t tall me, here s what the rest had to say Jaclc Downs IS now In charge ol the largest lleet ot truclcs an the world l-le s head shnpplng clerl4 for the lootsutoy Company l-lerb SDld2fD lruclcsess, with has Cobwebs, IS malcung a great name tor humself broad casting nughtly from The White lower at 'l4th and Bannbrldge Evy l.Ord Wood ns all putted up having lust sngned athnrty year contract to appear as sk: jumping Instructor nn McGrory s basement not bellryl Norm Costello wasnt there, but somebody told us he was now Chlel Petty Qthcer on the terry boat between the -lwnn Catues Butch Marsh told us he set em up lor the crowd every mght about a hundred tamesl This staggered the whole gang until he explauned he was a pun boy at the Lansdowne Bowlnng Alleys Ed Marlcel has achueved has ambntnon l m happy to write here that he as now Post master General, not ot the U S A , but ot that bug luttle settlement ol Conshohoclcenl Moose McGinley now talces the part ol Run lun lun on the Kennel Ratlon l-lour l-le sand he never laughed so hard an has lute as the other day when somebody sent hum a dog bnscult to autograph' Dang Dang l-lallowell us now Manager of the Chicago Dutlys But nt s not the basket ball team as you mnght thmlc l-le s Manager ot Duffy s Doughnuts Company In Chicago Monny Munroe fears he wall have to move out ln the country somewhere l-las neighbors complain has socks are so loud that they can t sleep at nnght Bull Abbe IS now a very successful lawyer l-le was maunly responsnble for wunnnng the famous Show Case Fred Greene ns now sole owner ot the famous Fnve G Stores l'le sells but one product Greens Guaranteed Galvanized Green Galoshes l-le claims he was an spared by the panr he had back ID 37 Paul Mory IS now nn the henght of hrs glory lcle plays the phonograph records for the Merry Go Round program Bob Johnson ns now serving has communaty as every real cmtnzen should do Yes, nn U . .A . . . V ' 1 YY I , , '-' . . l , 1 ' . . . . . Y C . . . - 1 . - .-. . . . 1 C 'D' . . . . , . V . . . 3 ' -