Frenchtown High School - Decouverte / Bronc Yearbook (Frenchtown, MT)

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WILLSn to all the poor souls who have to come back next year. I leave my car insurance to Brent Bow- man, and my car to Kim Hansen to get home every night. Any change that is left in my bank, I leave to Rondo because he spends it in the most original ways. I leave all my worries and depres- sions to Sunshine, because she would turn them around. I leave all my fights and disputes for Leo to handle and I leave any electrical work for my new home to John. I happily will all the high school worries, work and frustrations to all the underclassmen, and wish them the best of luck! I, Kim Erlandson, being of overworked mind and sound body, do hereby will the following: to Joe Miller, my awesome ability to fake playing the trumpet. To Tamara Gergen, the ability to drive into ditches. To Michelle Petersen, the ability to get up at 5 in the morning for stage band. She also gets my fabulous ability to play volleyball. And to anyone dumb enough to take Math 4, my ability to barely scrape by. I, Paula Smith, being of sound mind and body hereby write this will to my friends and sister. First, I will my tuba playing ability to Zek King who desperately needs the extra set of lungs. I will to my sister, Dawn, all the trouble I have caused in this school, my smart-alec mouth, and my drinking ability. To Pam Meyer, I will my friendship, and to Mr. J., I give my good sense of humor. And to anyone else who is stupid enough to take Accounting, GOOD LUCK, you'll need it! I, Kim Hansen, being of burnt-out mind and body do hereby will the following: to Laura Scharberg my ability to run the 400 under 70 seconds; to Megan Howard my volleyball skills so you don't get stuck playing the Toilet Bowl game in 1988; to my bud, Tosha Kay, my driving skills because you will need all you can get being away a year, to Michelle Bowman the ability to say no to L.R.C.'s; to Stacy the ability to survive another band tour; to Lisa Marie the little boys' room! ; and last, but not least, to Michelle P., Brenda, Randy, Jamie, Brad H., and Chad the ability to drive Mr. Caufield crazy in Espanol II. I, Diane Caruso, being of sound body and de- mented mind do will the following: to Kelly Mar- tin the ability to exceed the speed limit even though it's 65 mph. and to be able to win drag races on the drag; to Renae Marlenee my artis- tic ability because God knows she'll need it! and the ability to make a decision and stick to it; To Rochell Nagy my good looks on Monday; to Jay Dee the ability to eat spaghetti without laugh- ing; to Becky Childs the ability to burn Theresa when she sticks her foot in her mouth; and to all those taking CPS this year my ability to cram for Mr. J's test the night before and pass. Good Luck and all the Best!! I, Brent Williams, being in a state of shock and totally alcoholic body do will the following. To Mike Shourds I will my Interceptor, because Lord only knows he needs a way to pick up women. And to Mr. Duhame and future auto mechanics classes my Vega, so they will all know the true meaning of workmanship. To Mr. Briney and the future annual staffOf there is one), I will my talent and ability to print a totally outstanding picture. And I can't forget to will all of my dirthead bud- dies all the drugs I have done since I was a Fresh- man, however, I do hope you don't take them because they WILL mess up your life. Lastly I will my entire wardrobe of expensive clothes and jewelry to anyone who wants to know the true essence of life! Senior Wills 29

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SENIOR I, Sharia Finley, being of burnt-out mind and tired body, do hereby write my senior will. To anyone who loves to work, I leave my job in the kitchen. To Jason Exe I leave my saxophone-playing abil- ity, although he probably won't use it. To Paule, my sister, I leave my grades, because she will probably need them. I also give her my parking spot, so WATCH OUT! For Alan Job I leave my good attitude toward life!? Also, for Linda Berg- man, I leave my ability to attend school so may- be she'll show up every once in awhile. I, Read Flake, being of burned-out mind and used-up body, do leave this last will and testa- ment to those poor souls who have to endure a few more years at Frenchtown High School. I leave my Student Council Presidency to anyone who can handle the abuse. I leave the orange F to everyone who helped Brent and me build it. I leave my amazing brains to my brother Cannon because he's a little short. I leave my knowledge to my sister, Rainey, because she'll need it. I leave my friendliness to Sherie DeCosta so she can get along with her teachers. I leave my mouth to Matt Fallentine because he's too qui- et. I'll keep my physics book, because nobody deserves such a cruel punishment. I leave my homework to the class of 88, my teachers to the class of 89, my lunches to the class of 90, and my locker to the class of 91. I leave everything else to the lost and found. I, Shelley Mercer, being of sound mind and body hereby leave my pom poms to my sister, Dawn. I hope you enjoy them more than I did. I leave my position of captain to Angela Cummins, be- cause without Ang I would not have made it through the year. I leave my job as class secre- tary to any upcoming Senior who has the guts to say, “No! Do it yourself Mr. President! I will my mittens and coat to anybody who has to sit in Mr. Grave's room, the writing center, or Mr. Un- ruh's room for any length of time. I, Denielle Louise Williams, being of expired mind and enervated body will the following: my ability to avoid 400's to my little sprinters, Dawn, Terry, and Lisa, even though they seem to have almost acquired it. My ability to mislead Mr. White into thinking I love band and am always paying at- tention goes to Steve and Joe. To Jenny I leave my Gator and ability to stand in an SA bathroom after gatorizing. To Mikey and Scotty I leave my ability to act civil in a public place. I'll leave J.J. my ability to stay out of trouble and any knowl- edge she may have gained from our after prac- tice talks. Finally, Casey can have my ability to say because instead of beins and to enjoy a sauna for hours. I, Cindy Billington, being of sound mind and body, hereby will the following: my ability to ride a horse to Kim and Mariam, for they need it; my ability to save money and not get into trouble to my little brother, Jay Dee; my ability to keep a neat locker to everyone who needs it; my ability to stay somewhat healthy to Jackie Gross so that she can stay in school once in awhile; my piano playing ability to Jenny Hoverson so that she can become an instant star; and I will all my books and cute stuffed animals to Diane; but nobody gets my horse!!!! I, Thane Adams, do hereby will my car to Cory Dobak, all the 400's that I won't have to run next year to Bots, my ability to put valve covers on correctly to Chuck and Brent B., my ability to watch Brent D. get into fights to Greg Richard- son, and any of my other abilities to Garrett. I, Mark Fallentine, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave all my homework behind 28 Semor Wills

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