Frenchtown High School - Decouverte / Bronc Yearbook (Frenchtown, MT)

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I. Scott Lucier, being of genius mind and fair body write my last will and testament. I will all my mirth and merriment abilities to Scar. I will my football locker to any poor fool who wants to search through the scum. I’d like to will my football abilities to nobody, because they are dang near lethal. I will to Megan Howard my driving ability so she can become a true member of S. A. D. I will to Lisa and Denielle my wiggle so they can get a real kick out of it next year too. Last, but not least, I will all of my vehicles to the auto mech class so they know what motoring machines” actually look like. I, Libby Jensen, being of deformed body and demented mind hereby will the following items. I will my speeding tickets and $100 a month insurance payment to Ambre Marcure because one more won't make a difference. I will my ability to play quarters’ to Jodi Halverstadt. She needs all the help she can get! I also will my greatest talent of all, note forging and skipping, to my little brother, because he will be needing them. 1 will to all upcoming freshmen my gift of gab. They w ill need it to talk their way out of all the sit- uations I did and many more. I, Andrea Quamme, being of little body and little mind hereby will my talents to the following: my great driving ability to Denielle Williams; my ability to stay in and enjoy cheerleading to Stacy Schellinger; my ability to skip school and get away with it to Jodi Topel, because she finds it extremely hard to skip school without feeling guilty about it afterwards; my laugh to Dwayne M., because he has always tried to imitate it. Last, but not least, I will my ability to keep things organized and neat to Mr. Johnston, because he needs it the most. I, Chauntel Lucier, being of somewhat sound mind and really tired body will the following: to Dana Arnold my ability to get out of trouble; to Sue Jostes my height; and to Paula Finley and Kim Hansen my clarinet ability. I'd also like to will to Mr. Paskey my math book. May he always enjoy it. I will to Brent Williams my ability to make triangles in Mr. Unruh's classes. I will to all of the underclass girls my ability to use tact with older guys. I also will my morning looks' to Denielle Williams. I want to will my sunny personality to Megan Howard. I. Bret Richardson, being of sound mind and ravaged body would like to will my presidency to someone who is willing to work well with Mr. Strothman. Mr. Strothman is the only hope for Frenchtown High School's Student Council. I will my football ability tojoe Miller, he has the size and determination. I will my basketball ability to the opponents. I also will my speed to A1 Troester so he can get away from the people that are aggressive towards him. I will my brains to the freshmen class because there are too many ineligible. I will my Mondays to Air Bots and Casey. I would also like to will my lungs to Leo on those wonderful Mondays (he will know why). My ability to do tricks with licorice will go with me, I might need a job in the circus. Last, but not least, I will all my good times to my cousin Greg, he deserves them. I, Carl Nikoleyczik, being of sound mind and body hereby will the follow- ing: my advanced composition and C. P. S. skills to who wants them; my ability to play poker to anyone who loves money; my position as sprint trap target to Cory Dobak. I know deep down he loves the first movable mountain. Gary Hansen. I also will my ability of rebounding to Mark Kuhns; my bandit skills to Tim Howard; my ability to start jeeps to Troy Doxey; and my scummy locker to anyone who is willing to take it. tn § o

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V K EXCHANGE 1. Simone asks Bob to lip lock?!'! ! 2. Louisa's pants ripped where ?????!?. 3. As always Hakan is left hanging. Foreign Exchangc 11

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STUDENT LIFE 1. Vicky Kuykendall asks Mike Norton, Are you kidding? ' 2. Amber Cyr. Davida Hennes, Joe Miller. Donelle Gregory, and David Garke are faking a coffee break. Student Life l 3