Freedom Academy - Echo Yearbook (Freedom, ME)

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JOKES Mrs. Cosgrove got her doctor on the telephone. Come quickly she cried, My daughter just swallowed a fountain pen! The doctor re- mained calm. I will get over as soon as I can, he said, but there are several in my office now: and you may not see me'for three or four hours. Three or four hours! echoed Mrs. Cosgrove What will I do in the meantime? I am afraid you will have to use a pencil, said the doctor. D. Maxim: Give me a shovel quick, Stephen Fowler is stuck in the mud up to his shoetopsf' D. Marcia: Why doesn't he Walk out? D. Maxim: He's in head first. Two penniless lads graduated from Freedom Academy. The first fVaughn Clarkj made a million dollars. He invented a machine into which you insert a dime and a new wife came out. The other fCarl Perkinsj made five million dollars. In this machine you insert the wife and out came a new dime. An American soldier, billeted in England, didn't like the Way the food was cooked at a local inn. He barely touched the food that was set down before him. The waiter was indignant, Aren't you asham- ed to be wasting food that way? he chided. Don't you know that food will Win the war? Could be, allowed the soldier, but who's going to get the enemy to eat here? A local Romeo's face appeared in the window of his beloved's bed- room. Get a move on, he hollered, let's get this eloping business over with! Be quiet, cautioned Juliet, Papa'll hear us and spoil all our plans. I wouldn't worry about that, said Romeo, He's down holding the ladder. Bertha: Why did you turn out the lights, dear? Donnie: I just wanted to see if my pipe was lit. J. Elkins: Why is a girl like a radio? E. Howe: I give up. J. Elkins: When there isn't much on they become mushy. C. Perkins: Whisper those little words that will make me Walk on air! M. Hall: Go hang yourself. Mr. Jordan cleared his throat in the midst of a Physics examination and remarked gently. Will some generous student who isn't copying from his textbook be kind enough to let me have the use of it for a few minutes? Undertaker: Are you one of the mourners? R. Drew: I am, sir: the corpse owed me ten dollars.

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Mr. Littlefield took his two sons to the county fair. The boys watched the proceedings with great interest and finally one of the boys asked, Why does that man go around patting and pinch- ing the cows? Mr. Littlefield: He is making sure he will get good meat from the creature if he buys. A few days later the boys came running very excited, Hurry! the letter carrier is buying our cook. A boy has grown up when he'd rather steal a kiss than second base. Mr. Cosgrove: Roger, can you name me three kinds of ants? R. Drew: Yes: Aunts, gi-ants and eleph-ants. Carolyn Cates: What is usually the first thing to turn green in spring? Delta Fowler: An engagement ring. Nelson Sanborn: Why are people afraid of a doctor's needle? Kenneth Hall: Cause if you are- n't careful, he's liable to get you in the end. Mr. Cosgrove: Can anyone name something that's fireproof? Paul McFarland: The boss's son.