Fredonia High School - Yellowjacket Yearbook (Fredonia, KS)

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om Gliwtifiif f . He was a bad egg but no one objected to him until he was broke. Wilma: Oh goodness, a mouse ran up my sleeve. Ervin: Aw, that's nothing a sewing machine ran down mine. Mr. Elliott: Wife, there is sand in this bread. Mrs. E.: Yes, I put it there to keep the butter from sliding off in this warm weather. Miss Grier: Who can tell me who Shy- lock was? Madeline, sitting in a draft. Ah-ah- choo-oc- Miss Grier: Correct, a Jew. Lucille: Gertrude, isn't the College of Emporia in Wichita? N. V. T.: Aw, Dorothy, it's not bilerds, it's billyards. You sure don't know much about pool. Mr. Boyer ftaking the rolljz Is there any one here who is absent? Jack wanted a new watch. He was told at home that il he would wait until he graduated he could have a real good one. To which he replied, Never mind getting a watch, by the time I graduate a grand- father's clock would be more appropriate. How is the milk maid ? He asked with a bow. It isn't made, sir: It comes from the cow. . W -if ' f 1 h L, JE W wi l f fa? Y 096-1 N Mr. Yost: What requires the least nt' r'shment? Max F.: The moth, it eats holes. l af: ' ' .-JJ CAN YOU IMAGINE? Willard on time to biology? Jim being only five feet tall? Miles in overalls? Lester N. without a joke? Morris Scott dating Fern Stewart? Dorothy M. without something to say? Miss Traster going to a dance? Miss Forsyth without her threat to Hunk? Hollis I. without an argument, or with a real one? Mr. Yost without a red headed girl? Mr. Elliott without a dream? Mr, Boyer without a stiff collar? Missing a week without giving an exam? Mr. Riggs not ready for a good joke? Neodesha getting the best of Fredonia? Louise Butts without chewing gum? F. H. S. twenty years from now? Miss Rodgers teaching physical training? Miss Kanode opening a dancing academy? Miss Crawford without a smile? Mrs. Taylor keeping the study hall quiet? Mr. Shankland not on the verge of singing a song? Agnes L. passing a single day without winking? Elizabeth B. acting frivolous? All these jokes funny. The farmer drills for water but the school boy drills for fire. Mr. Ricketts' description of the modern dance, is as follows: Shuffle left, shift right, point on the heels and waddle like a sick duck. If this doesn't give the proper kick, reverse hip bones. The scientific name for snoring is sheet muslc. PAGE MR. BURBANK Oh, that some bright inventive man Would patent, make, and sell An Onion with an onion taste, But with a violet smell. What is a duet played with two mouth organs ? A Kiss. Queer, isn't it ? What's queer ? Why the night falls- liYeS.7! And doesn't break-1 Yes. And the day breaks-' HYeS.D But doesn't fall. Harold Hall: Did you see how that new girl smiled at me ? Leo H.: That's nothing, the first time I saw you I laughed myself sick. Pllffl KJ' 0353 ' H

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