Fredonia High School - Yellowjacket Yearbook (Fredonia, KS)

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JOKES AT RANDOM I shot an arrow into the air: it fell in the distance. I knew not where, till a neighbor said it killed his calf, and I had to pay him six and a half. I got some poison to slay some rats and a neighbor swore it killed his catsg and rather than argue across the fence, I paid him four dollars and fifty cents. One night I set sailing a toy balloon, and hoped it would reach the moong but the candle fell on the farmer's straw, and he said I must settle or go to law. And that is the way with the random shot: it never hits the proper spot: and the joke you spring that you think so smatt may leave a wound in some fellow's heart. Not to apologize, but to explain whv we haven't the best jolfes of F. H. S. in these columns. It is this. the b-est ones are run- ning around on two feet. Lenore: The man I marry must be square upright and grand Glenn: You don't want a man. you want a piano. Harold Hall says he knew Babe Ruth when she was just a little girl. Tonight's bed-time storv: Once upon a time there was a man who would rather read history than fiction. Mr. Ricketts fln glee clubl: Now. girls, if 'F' means forte, what does double 'F' mean 7 Fern S.: Eighty. Faye: That minister is just wonderful. He brings home to you things that you never saw before. N. V. T. Oh. that's nothing. The laun- dry does the same thing. The English language is called the moth- er tongue, cause father never gets a chance to use it. WHAT A CRIAM A nice little maid from Siam, Once said to her lover Kiam, You may kiss me of course Put you'll have to use force. Tho thank heaven you're stronger am. than I GEOMETRY STUDENTS PRAYER Now I lay me down to rest before I take that awful test, If I should die before I wake: oh joy! I'll have no test to take. Two colored men were standing on a street corner, discussing family trees: Yes, suh, man, said Ambrose, I can trace our family way back to a family tree. Chase 'em back to a family tree? ask- ed Mose. No, trace 'em. Well they is only two things what live in trees, birds and monkeys, and I don' see no feathers on you. Lynn: I Hunked this exam cold. Willard: But I thought you said it was easy. Lynn: It was but I had Staycomb on my hair and my mind slipped. Mr. Yost: I call my girl Spearmint because she is so wrigglyf' Riggs: Lester who are your parents? Lester: I am the son of Nunn. Mother: What are you reading, Dor- othy? Dorothy M.: Breezy Stories. Mother: Oh I am so glad, I do love to see girls interested in the great out of doors. Yost: Now, if some apples are thrown loosely together and placed in a callar, they taste like the cellar of course, but if they are wrapped separately in tissue paper be- fore placing them in the cellar what will they taste like? James B.: Like the tissue paper. Those two guys are a regular circus when they get together. Who? Barnum and Bailey. ECONOMICS Overhead expenses ............................ Hairnets Upkeep ....,............................................... Belts Improvement Taxes ...... Powder, Rouge, etc. Internal Revenue ...................... Malted Milks Protective Tariff ........,,................ Cold Cream I 'aye 81

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BLACK 4 April 2. No Chapel. Yesterday was Hobo Day. April 4. We win over Caney again, and cinch the Championship. April 7. The Fredonia Seconds send the Neodesha Bull- Dogs howling home. April 11. The Junior Play is given. The prompter put on an excellent production. We lose to Cherryvale. April 14. Our Trophy case is enlarged by another cup. April 15. This book is going to press. April 16. We had Chapel today. We wonder what is wrong. April 17. The Operetta parts given out. April 18. Donald Thompson was on time again to Economics. April 22. Special Assembly. Senior play cast motor to Neodesha. No acci- dents reported. Oscar Lines elected track captain. April 23. Chapel again today. Mr. May 1. May Day. Myra and Lenore busy hanging out May baskets. May 2. Track meet at Coffeyville. We come out second. May 6. Dorothy Meyers leeps in Chemistry, thus keeping everybody else awake. May 7. High School Operetta goes over with a bang. May 8. Juniors busy with the Junior- Semor banquet. May 9. The Seniors get to eat on the Juniors. They have a pretty banquet and a dumb toastmaster. May 12. Two more weeks of school. The Seniors begin to look sad. May 13. Senior party at James'Bar- rett's house. Mrs. Thatch. May 14. ers see what May 15. Thanks to Mrs. Barrett and Senior Chapel. All the teach- they really look and act like. Mr. Elliott is back. No, he Riggs must be getting absent-minded. Pop- did not get drunk this time- ular Boy Contest held. Fred Lyon is ahead in votes. May 16. Senior Play. It goes over big. APTH 24- Y' M- Party- Glenn Beal May 18. Three more days of school for wins popular boy contest. the Seniors. April 25. The singers all go to Pitts- . . burg- Fred Lyon breaks Doris, swagger May 21. Senior class day exercises. Stick' May 22. Senior All-Day picnic. April 28. Willard is caught flirting . with Susie. Be careful, Susie, please don't May 23' N0 School for Seniors today' lead him astray' May 25. Baccalaureate sermon. April 30. Rev, Todd speaks in Chapel. I Lethal Howell presents cup to the high May 26. Commencement exercises. We school. are qultuated. X . qJ-,-, gp I ,f 9 il g x Q X f,.xmgr...,,m,q41. Ui ,,,..Q,.1f Q .utslmmi l' ff-lf fvcgxp-5Q . Barrett's Suspender Tackle Page 80 eww- 1 f -1- 1,14w.i9-zeiae

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