Fredonia High School - Yellowjacket Yearbook (Fredonia, KS)

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Willard: I had ear trouble caused from swimming. Mary Louise: Maybe your ears weren't used to the water. James: I found a button in the salad. Lester: Off the dressing I suppose. Miles: I can tell you to the quart how much water runs over Niagara Falls. Doris B.: How much? Miles: Two pints. If you want to make Herbert Seem short, touch him for a fiver. Inkeldv. pinkeldy, my foutain pen, Well here you are, out of juice again, Sometimes out and sometimes in, Inkeldy, pinkeldy, my fountain pen. Dorothy: Oh, Oscar, you are so ten- der tonight. Oscar: I ought to be, I have been in hot water all week at school. Donald T.: Their marriage was pure and simple. Lucille S.: How is that ? Donald T.: She was pure and he was simple. They say Gridiron would have been a great musician but he was too big a coward to strike a chord. 35? WDW x fn: . . N 1 1 1 JL A v 4 1' X ' . X W , . ii isis .Wm if QD W it L, if.. Mr, Boyer's seven-year-old son explain- ed his late arrival at Sunday school: I wanted to go fishing but my daddy wouldn't let me. Minister: 'Tm delighted to hear you have such a parent with such excellent principles, regarding the Sabbath. Did your father explain his reasons? To which the boy replied, Yep, he said there wasn't bait enough for two. Kenneth Ross: Oh yes it's true, my great grandfather fell on Bunker Hill. Ervin Best: Ice or banana peel. Q is G0lQQIl?ls4i1 , , I don't see why the girls are so wild over those battered up football men. I suppose its the inate feminine love of remnants. Mr. Riggs: The teachers will meet in the sewing room to make out the grades. Merwyn C.: Yes I suppose they must have some place to patch them up. Miss Traster: Where was the Magna Charta signed? Ray Shaul: At the bottom. If .lerrold Bell: You're the breath of my 1 e. Jeanne Smith: Did you ever try hold- ing your breath ? Miss Kanode: Roy, if you had ten oranges and ten apples and you gave nine- tenths of them away, what would you have ? Roy Otto: I'd have my head examined. Dale: Do you think I'd make a good football player? Phillisr No, from what I know of you, you would be penalized for holding. Peaches may come and peaches may go, but lemons stay forever. Mr. Yost: They make silk out of gun- powder. Wayne W.: Does it ever blow up? Mr. Yost: Well not without the help of the wind. Lucille: You know that Jack was the goal of my ambitions. Dorothy: Well, Why isn't he now ? Lucille: Because father kicked the goal. Miss Grier: Nobody ever heard of a sentence without a predicate. Earl C.: I have, Miss Grier. Miss Grier: What is it ? Earl C. Thirty days. Thelma at The New: Won't you join cup of chocolate ? in a Willard: Thank you but won't it be a crowded? bit Page 85 'ev .1 'V ,LQ

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.rr Shankland at Coffeyville: For a spring chicken, this is pretty tough. Waiter: Well, sir, you know we've had a pretty tough spring. Merwyn: Do you take Economics? Faye Ester: Yes. Merwyn: Do you want protection? Faye Ester: Oh, this is so sudden! Miss Grier: I do not believe in these cheap pictures that you see in the picture show sometimes, but I know that a lot of you go because I have seen you there. Barrett was in his favorite position. He had his feet in the isle and was chewing gum violently. Miss Crawford: James, take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in, this instant. Doris B.: How did you like the Pass- ing of Arthur ? Grid. Scott: Really, I'm not up with football, on which side is he? Yost, fexpostulatingjz Now this hydro- gen makes an invisible flame, see it? The Freshmen are green, the Seniors are gray, 'Tish simply the green grass turned into ay. Jack Wolever: How can a fellow live without brains ? Dizz Hall: I don't know, how old are you ? fI'raster: Who can name some of the uplifting institutions ? Ray Shaul: Elevators Deac Hibbard: How can I keep my feet from falling asleep? Madeline Lieurance: Don't llet them turn in. Boyer: Who is reigning in America today? Hollis I.: Prince Albert. Gladner Brewster ftalking to Mary Louise following the Cherryvale footba'l gamej: You know, Mary Louise, it was because that I was thinking of you that I made that touchdown and won that foot- Boyer: Do you remember when the ball game today. constitution was adopted? Thelma Vandever: No, I d0n't remem- This column of Jokes would not be corn plete without the Junior Play f f u ber it. V W my Q 'BO 5 M LA, 7 gli ,- Q L f 7 H l ag. -1-' gf . .QL-AX v 2-GL Football Game. Neodesha in the Snow. Poqqe 86 . r-