Franklin High School - Molecule Yearbook (Franklin, VT)

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THOSE WERE THE DAYS Diane Margaret Anne

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CLASS WILL DIANE P. wills her mouth to Diane Greenwood and her sex appeal to Madeline Domina. ANNE D. leaves her French accent and techniques to Steven Strong. DEBBIE T. bottles up her laugh and bequeaths it to the science lab as a supplement for laughing gas. DAVID C. wills his trusty alarm clock to David Couture, who has already displayed a need for one. MARGARET L. leaves her lengthy skirts to Susan Sherrer (also her blouses). May they be used to their best advantage. PHILIP B. passes on his driving and parking ability to Miss Dewing. ANNETTE B. leaves her ideas for fund-raising (car washes like they have in Highgate, etc.) to the Juniors. BRENDA G. wills her innocence and purity to James Sartwell, whose soul is already far gone. LARRY B. leaves his good looks, his intelligence, and his distaste for liquor to the Junior boys. BARBARA B. leaves her long legs to Darlene Greenwood so that she can make the track team at Union 7. BRIAN L. wills his sarcasm to Stephanie Forty and his self-control to Kim Lothian. CLASS PROPHECY DEBBIE TITTEMORE - Dwight and Debbie, who own and operate IBM with their five little IBM computors, are presently revising Dr. Spock's book on Baby and Child Care. They expect this to be a success due to the popularity of their previous book Easier Said Than Done . Best wishes, Dwight and Debbie, in your duo-career. ANNE DANDURAND - Anne, married to a Martian, now lives on the second floor in an unknown city on Mars with their 25 little Martians, each owning a spaceship and happily raiding other planets. BRIAN LOTHIAN - Brian, after one week of naval training, was dishonorably discharged from the academy for hiding a Wave under his bed. Following this unsuccessful endeavor, Brian gave up girls and, after touring the world, is now happy, raising kangaroos in Australia. DIANE PIERCE - Diane while actively studying psychology at Harvard, was convicted of organizing a com- munist plot to overthrow the country - following her involvement in an anti-air pollution movement. At present she is awaiting trial for the death penalty in a New York prison. Pray for her!!! LARRY BISHOP - Larry, combining his two foremost interests - basketball and women, became successful as coach of the world renowned Bouncing Bunnies. Due to Larry's newly developed methods of exercise and muscle control, the team has far surpassed the Globe Trotters in all aspects. In his leisure time, Larry occasionally condescends to play with the girls. BARBARA BATES - Barbara graduated with honors from Vassar, where she majored in education. She now teaches mathematics in the Brainerd Institute of Technology which adjoins the Missisquoi Valley Union High School. Barbara spends her leisure hours in intelligent conversation with her husband. BRENDA GATES - Brenda, after being expelled from U. V. M. , became the chief cook at Tatro's Tea House. Upon gaining 50 pounds, she had her mouth amputated. From there Brenda rose to fame, starring in horror movies. ANNETTE BREAULT - Annette, recently declared the most photogenic woman in the world, is influential and admired throughout the fashion world. Due to the arrival of quintuplets, however, Annette was forced to give up her career to take on the responsibilities of motherhood. DAVID CLARK - David has gained prestige as producer of television commercials for General Motors. When away from cars, female proteges, and the set, David checks up on his privately owned rubber factory, operated on the isle of St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. MARGARET LeCLAIR - Margaret, following two successful years with Larry's Bouncing Bunnies, was knocked unconscious in a dramatic attempt to rebound a ball. For six months she lay in a coma suffering from severe brain damage. Diane P., nearing her execution, requested as her last wish that her brain be left to her dying friend. After the brain transplant, Margaret carried on a successful campaign under Richard Allen and be- came Vice President of the U. S. A. PHILIP BOUCHARD - Philip, after an unsuccessful attempt at Vermont Tech., returned home to his father's farm. From there, Philip collaborated in a conspiracy to poison all artificial milk on the market. This un- derhanded endeavor resulted in the restoration of the dairy industry. Philip became rich and prosperous as the most successful farmer in Vermont.

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