Franklin High School - Molecule Yearbook (Franklin, VT)

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.2 The lawyer sat down. Where would you like to start, Mr. Huckleberry? he inquired. First of all I would like to start with my dearest friends, said Huckleberry. Then he started to set down his will in writing. I, Huckleberry Hound, res- ident of Park Hill, County of Jellystone, state ofCalifornia, being of sound mind and mem- ory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this to be my last will and testament, hereby revoking any will or wills heretofore made by me. First I leave to Pixie and Dixie, tny cheesemine in Outer Siberia. Second I beoueath to Jinx the privilege offol- lowing Pixie arid Dixie. Also, a life time suoply of c.at food. Third I leave to Yogi Bear my television showto direct and oroduce, and all the peanut butter and ,1am sand- wiches he can eat. sandwiches he can eat. I give him the run of my studio. In Witness Whereof, I, Huck- leberry Hcund, the testator, have set my hand and seal here- to this fourteenth day of Nov- ember, in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and sixty-two. (1962) Huckleberry Hcund (Seal) After he had written out his will he was terribly tired and lay down to rest. Then the announcer broke in, Well, folks this has been an- other one of HuckleberryHounds famous shows. See you next week, same time, same channel. Good Ni'Mit, folks. Carol Emch 63 HOW I MADE A MILLION DOLLARS Howdy! My name's Bob Rich- field. I'm going to tell you the story of how I made my first million. Now I have ij-5,678, 67,1 32, quite a bit more, $k,3 23U,9 7,987,- 657, 29b,5 27!|..76, to be exact. fourth I leave to Deputy Dawg the position of sheriff. Fifth To my public I leave all the best wishes that they may some- day find a program as good as mine. I suggest that they tune intoSnagglepuss HVENJ Six To Boo-Boo I also leave all the Peanut Butter and Jelly But to get to my story! I used to be an old streetcleen- er and sewer worker. I'd slave all day for a few dollars and I didn't smell very sweet when I came home from work either. I wasn't married, so I had to do my own cooking and house- work besides my daily work. Well, one day, while I was working in the sewer, I heard a strange noise. I paid no attention to it for a while, but it kept uo so I went to have a looksee- I wa3 slo.ih-