Franklin Central High School - Liberanni Yearbook (Franklin, NY)

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Cllllllxfb fu WVHIUL We, the Class of 1957, being of unsound mind and feeble judgment, but of a very generous disposition, do ordain and publish this last Will and Testament: We do'bequeath,devise,and give: f To Mr. Wood:-This pair of rubber-soled shoes to enable him to stand up while playing volley-ball. To Mr. Fowlston:-We give this small dinner pail so that he will never feel the urge to raid the refrigerators in Room 16. To Mr. Haughey:-This bicycle so that his daily rounds through the halls every last period won't take so long To Mr. Lattins-This book 'How To Make Speeches' so he won't feel shy when it comes to giving a speech at next yearb Ag. Banquet. To Mr. Cook:-This team of champion horses so that he can have a winning team next year. . To Mr. Taggart:-We bequeath this free pass to Goshen--also one for Goldie. To Miss Linzy:-This package of tums to enable her to keep up . her tee-tum work next.year. To Miss' Gregg:-This fly swatter so she can kill the bee that stings her History A students. To Mrs. Law:-We give this little can of dirt so that she can plant a garden in her home room. To Miss Pickenpackz-We give this governor, so she will always abide by the new State law. To Miss Rowell:-This contract which enables her to be Home- making teacher in Unadilla--for her own convenience. To Miss Kinslow:-We bequeath a baritone horn for her orchestra To Carolyn Peake:-We give this safety pin so she can pin her gym suit together. To Jack Colburn:-This book on etiquette so he will know how to treat the girls he collects. To Helen Warren:-We give this calendar so she will have bette-r luck in getting the school paper out on time. To Bill Barnes:-This book entitled 'Tarzan' so he will realize the importance of his muscles. To Doris Joh son:-We bequeath this pillow so when she falls on the hard floors in the halls it won't h rt so much. To Kenneth Bookhout:-This knife to cut those permanent strings that tie him down. To Eleanor Smith:-This little house so she will be protected from Windy nights. To Norman Peake:-This gallon of sweet cider so he won't have to drink Doc Warren's vinegar. To Margaret Jackson:-We give this miniature car so she won't have to call on Harvey.

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To Esther Armstrong:-This grown up doll so she will be able . to see how a grown-up really looks. To Howard Walwanisz-This book nHow To Reduce Your Nosen To Ruth Jackson:-This chest and key so she can keep her notes locked up. To Linn Feltman:-This silencer for his mouth. To Joh Geiselmann:-This pair of gloves so that when he hitch- hikes to Oneonta he won't freeze his thumb. To Carl Wayman:-This package of razor blades so that he will come out from behind the mask. To Pauline Lewis: This little Dutch boy so that she can train , him to be a High Wayman. To Evelyn Robinson:-This little tub to remind her of Tubbey. To Harrison Geiselmann:-This book of rules so he will understand the Laws. To Burr Taggart:-This bottle of rust remover to enable him to get rid of those little spots of rust that he got from standing in the rain. To Dick Taylor:-This wire fence to put around the Robinson farm so he will never have to worry about Frances. Vernon Taylor:- This duck as a mate to,his Drake. Joe Giudice:-This small microphone so he will be able to play . his fiddle over the radio. To Bessie Westcott:-This diamond to enable her to start the greatest scandal of D.L.I. To Martin VanBuren:-This chisel-so that he can chisel on his - feet in his spare time. To To The Class of '37 hereunto sets its hand and seal this twelfth day of May in the year of Our Lord, nineteen hundred and thirty-seven. ' Signed 2 Che-af y 257 Witnesses: ' 2 fc