Frankfort High School - Capitolian Yearbook (Frankfort, KY)

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The Coupllollan Frankfort High School Rogues Gallery Jeanne Parrent alia.s Russell. Crime: Loving a Rat.,' Punishment: To find a Cat. Sarah Bacon alias Sally, Crime: Catching a Miller. Punishment: Life. Inez Lyon alias Fi Fi. Crime: She refused to talk. Punishment: Stay where she is. Henry Craig alias Just Henry. Crime: Disturbing the peace. Punishment: Banishment to North Pole by popular vote. Douglas Sutterlin alias Doug Crime: Robbing a caravan of a Campbell, Punishment: To take care of that Campbell. Thomas Byrley alias Professor. Crime: Reckless driving. Punishment: Slow down Carl Moore alias Snake, Monkey, Jewel King. Crime: Robbing a cradle. Punishment: To the River Road stone quarry. William Montgomery alias Bill. Crime: Inferiority complex. Punishment: To use vanishing cream. Carolyn Rogers alias Has none. Crime: Story telling. Punishment: To win the State Contest. Eleanor Brown alias Jean Harlow. Crime: Disregard of overtime parking law. Punishment: Walk to school-alone. XVilliam Howard alias Billy, Robert Coleman alias Bobby. Crime: Acting like two-year olds and trespassing Punishment: To F. M. I. tPoor Inez.J Teddy Cozine alias Ted. Crime: Breaking hearts. Punishment: To be jilted. Dowling Nicol alias Nick Crime: He plays the saxophone. Punishment: You name it. Herbert .Jackson alias Sally, Hub, Banjo-eyes. Crime: Grand larceny. Punishment: Acquitted. Page eighty 99 on private property.

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The Cdlpiloliah Tomato-Juice Vic tVictor Ilantal seems to have put, the gear in reverse and is running backwards. Oooh! Meee! While Buttermilk Mike fMike Montgomery! is in the lead, shooting down the sidewalk. Izzie ld. HC. Bell! is gaining! He's second! Now he's a neck behind Buttermilk. This can't last! Here comes George Taylor, literally cutting hogs all around the track. Who's this dark cloud coming? It's Tommy Kernen fairly scopin' around. Two Week Lover tBob Woody is gaining. He is coming toward the front, followed close up by General Cammack lFloyd Cammackj and Hot Water Rat lRat Johnsonl. Mooo! Mooo! Mooo! What's that? Gee, I'm scared. The horses are running to- ward something on Pete's corner. What is it? Mooo! Ugh! Mooo! Can you all hear that noise too? lVIooo! Ugh! Mooo!!! Who is that animal that continues hollering? Are any of the horses sick? They're coming closer now, the horses carrying the Mooer on their backs. XVho is this Wooly Headed Boy? Now, I can see the cause of the uproar. It is none other than Luther from Ver- sailles fDale Duffl. Can you imagine that? Well, he's ruined our derby because being President of the Royal Order of Moose, he has called a meeting of its members and so we leave them all in front of Pete's daintily nibbling pop-lollys. CVVe express our sorrow for the homeless ants. I guess they can live in the do- mestic science room another year.J Martha Jean Brandis P. H. S. Personal Equations A line -lr cards Jr good sport : Bootley Kernen. Stuttering + arguing + childishness : Goofy Darnell. Vamping as food -le seriousness : Mary Elizabeth Brandis. Lying JE a song + energy : Frank Rogers. Foolish questions Jf- chewing gum -E inquisitiveness : Mary Quin. Sweetness 4- dependability H- quietness I Elizabeth Kagin. Charm JV eyes Jr reserve I Emily Settle. A teaser + willingness 4- a laugh : Donald Riester. Silence -P three pals -- a girl I VVestern Furr. Lovableness H- pep -l- Doug : Gladys Campbell. Page seventy-nine

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