Frankfort High School - Capitolian Yearbook (Frankfort, KY)

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The Caipilciian Eleanor Brown in Platinum Blond Louis Stivers in C Edna Brown in Men in Her Life Darsie Brady in No One Man Pauline Peyton in Polly of the Circus Gladys Campbell in She Wanted a Millionaire Douglas Sutterlin in Neck and Neck Guy Arnold 16 It's Touah to be Famous Lora Mae Smith in Eva Hancock in His Woman Chester Watson in Way Back Home Sunbeam Moore in 'The Sunset Trail Cecil Campbell in Steady Company Frank Dailey in The Sporting Chance Edith Darnell in Under Eighteen Dorothy McChesney The Blond Captive in in The Beloved Bachelor Devotion Lena Wiedmer John Duvall in in Disorderly Conduct Forbidden Stewart Morris Carl Moore in in Girl Crazy Two Hearts in Waltz Time Page seventy-seven Virginia flord'm in Vanity Fair Homer llfinry in Why Saps Leave Horne Margaret Clements in The Silent Witness Mary Trumbo in One Wav Trail Simon Jacobs in Soldier Boy Mary Susan Lawrence in Racing Youth Helen Estes and Mary G, Mitchell in Two Kinds 'f Women Albert Luscher, Raymond Jesse, J. R. Darlington, Ralph Reeves in Men of Chance

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The Capiiellan Dukes Theatre Presents Leaving Attractions i'wl'2illii Wootlyziml in 'l,igl1tning Inez Lyon in Ladies of the Big House R. T. Johnson in Twenty-four Hours Thomas Byrley in Daddy Longlegsn Ruth Goin Featuring Katy llpdike in The Road to Reno James Miller in Tailor-made Man Herbert Jackson in Behind Office Doors' Jeanne Parrent in A Woman Commands Floyd Cammack 7 Bob VVoods in The Drifter Thomas Kernen in MSO Big!! Frank Rogers in The Big Shot Florence Fort in Good Sport George Taylor in in in Politics Captain Apple-Jack Heartbreak Jean Morse Polly Armstrong Clellan Parris in in in The Big Parade Heaven on Earth Young Bride Nancy Cillham Pat O'Rear and Henry Craig Judith Lawson in in in Business and Pleasure Are These Our Children Animal Crackers E. Bell and Bill Yount Mary Elliott Elizabeth Kagin in in in The Cuckoos Strangers May Kiss Line of Diety Mary E. Brandis Sarah Bacon Warren Lea and Vic Banta in in in Expensive XVonien Almost Married The Wet Parade' I':l1.f4- sow-ntyyvsix

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The Capilolllan Big Doings! 57th Derby for Benefit of Homeless Ants They're off! Who's off? Aw, I dunno--but, ladies and gentlemen, this is Graham Crackers broadcasting the 57th animal Derby at River Downs in Frank- fort, Kentucky. This is station B. E. A. H. on the cupola of Frankfort Hi, broadcasting on a frequency of 800 tricycles to the mile to say nothing of velocipedes. The crowd is immense around the river bank. It is growing larger and larger every minute. Ah! Ladies, stand back! Gentlemen, remove your hats! For here comes the great Chuck Rico, otherwise known as the Clark Gable of Frankfort Hi. Just a minute, writing a few autographs, giving the little girls a big thrill with those flashing brown eyes. Then he passes on while the crowd stands back with awe. Whoops dearie! Here comes Bing Noisy, known to us as the nonchalent Warren Lea. O'h, girls! But he passes without an utter or even a smile, accompanied by Miss Sophia Tucker, who wa.s formerly Darsie Brady. Wha.t's that noise? I didn't know they allowed Hpicaninniesn in this swell place. It must be a mistake. Scanning into the far end of the crowd we find not Cab Callaway but that notorious Mary Elizabeth Brandis, hollering enough to bust a lung. Whats the commotion now? Scram! Just a minute and I'll find out. Ha! The jokes on me! The new arrival is none other than Anne Ford, who gives the appearance of Frankenstein since she says the plastering fell on her. Many other celebrities are also here but I cannot waste my valuable space to list them. Just come up and sit on this spike with me and I'll let you see them too. How about it? In about three minutes the great affair will take place. lVhile the horses are lining up on the sidewalk I will attempt to tell you something about this. This derby is run each year for the benefit of homeless ants. Those participating this year are mostly senior horses from the F. H. S. stables. Usually juniors run but this year most are colts, but a good future is prophesied these undernourished animals. lfnrlernourished we must explain. It seems these colts are fed on healthy caterpillars and fishing worms their first three years. However, when acquiring the fourth year they are privileged with baby mice. Perhaps you know how enjoyable they are? We cannot linger here as the horses are in their respective stalls waiting for the beer bottle to be opened. Sally, owned by Mr. H. G. Jackson, seems uneasy and is stamp- ing around. But, now they are subdued. The cap is off! And with it they're off! Where are they going? I'm sure I don't know and neither do they. l'z.g:1- svvu-iity-1-iglnt