Frankfort High School - Capitolian Yearbook (Frankfort, KY)

Page 117 text:

Tile Cdpllolldh Miss Brewer tsternlyl: This essay on Our Dog is word for word the same as your brother, Thomas'. Bootley: Yes, ma'am, it's the same dog. Sally Jackson ton campj: When you sleep your forehead reminds me of a story. Mary Elizabeth: What story? Sleeping beauty? Sally: No, Sleepy Hollow. Senior: Do you like O. Henry? Freshman: I can't stand it. The peanuts stick in my teeth. Motor Cop: So you saw the accident, madam. What was the number of the car that knocked this man down? Miss Sarah Wallace: I am afraid l've forgotten it. But l remember noticing that if it were multiplied by fifty, the cube root of the product would be equal to the sum of the digits reversed. An old man entered Pete's not long ago and asked: Has anyone here lost a roll of bills with an elastic around them? Entire Camp Club: Yes, I have! Old man: Well, I just found the elastic. Jeanne: Katy and Paul's engagement is still a secret. Nancy: So everybody is saying. Visitor: Can you direct me to the nearest doctor? Tommy Noe: Yes, but I can show you where to get better stuff cheaper. Frank Dailey: It's not a bad-looking bus you've got there, Professor. What's the most you ever got out of it? Mr. Hall: Seven times in one mile. Thomas Byrley: My mother says I'm a wit. Inez Lyon: Well, she's half right. Miss Skinner: Ray, do you mean to say that you can't name all the Presidents we have had. When I was you age I could name them all. Ray Brown: Yes, but there were only three or four then. Bill Yount: Did you ever take chloroform? Billy Montgomery: No, who teaches it? Noel Jones: Betcha Charlie'd kiss you if I wasn't here. Martha Jean: You bad, bad, boy! Run away this instant. Edmond Thompson: Well, I knocked 'em cold in Latin all right. Tabor Brewer: What did you get? E. T.: Zero. Page one hundred nine

Page 116 text:

The Cotlpilollloun A speaker in chapel had talked for what seemed like hours to the bored students, on the immortality of the soul. 1 looked at the mountains, he said, and I thought, 'Mighty as you are, you will be destroyed, but my soul will not.' I gazed at the ocean and cried, 'Vast as you are you will eventually dry up, but not I.' Ted Cozine: Dad, somebody told me today I looked just like you. Mr. Cozine iproudlylz And what did you say? Ted: Aw I didn't say anything. He was bigger'n me. Hostess lat evening partyl: What, going already, Chuck? And must you take your dear wife with you? Coach Rice: Indeed, I'm sorry to say I must! Jeanne: We've been waiting here for a long time for that mother of mine. Rat: Hours, I should say. Jeanne: Oh, Rat, this is so sudden. Vic: I thought you had a date with Brady tonight. Warren Lea: I did, but when I saw her leave the house with someone else just as I was arriving. I got so disgusted that I called it off. We hear that Mr. Ireland took off some fifty pounds recently, and that he had to give his old suit to two other fellows. , Bob Wood: How did you like the football game? Clare Lou Heenan: Oh, they didn't play. Just as the-y started one man got the ball and started to run away with it and they all began to jump on each other. Itch ibragging about his ancestryjz Yes, my father sprang from a long line of peers. Sally Jackson: Why not try it yourself. Katy Updike: How would you say in Shakesperian language, Here comes a bow- legged man? Inez Lyons: Oh, what is that that cometh in the distance on parenthesis? Mrs. Mercer: If you subtract 14 from 116, what's the difference. Hanley Peavler: Yeah, I think it's a lot of foolishness, too. Mr. Elliott: Why were you kissing my daughter, Mary, in that dark corner last night? Vic Banta: Now that I've seen her in daylight I sorta wonder myself. Yes, said the professor one balmy afternoon, it isn't the heat, its the stupidity. Page one liumlred eight

Page 118 text:

The Cotpltoltan The Banks of Frankfort Donate this space to the Capitolian The State National Bank Farmers Deposit Bank National Branch Bank of Kentucky Capital Trust Co. Peoples State Bank