Frankfort Community High School - Red Bird Yearbook (West Frankfort, IL)

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FRENCH STUDIO PORTRAITS OF QUALITY KODAKS AND FINISHING—PICTURE FRAMING Wroughton: “Spire , what are you going to be when you get out of college? Joe Spire : An old man. Ebbler (to Carthol) : “Chaniot, take the next question. Carthol: “My name not Chaniot. Ebbler: “Pardon me, Chaniot. Now. go ahead, Walston. Poetic Student: “Here some free verse. ’ Publisher: “Thanks. UNION STATE BANK Phone 411 409 East Main Street First Senior: Second Senior 'Why is Thompson so strong-headed “Why, because he has so much muscle between his ears, I guess.' 'Let's kneel and pray for Sandy Loffice, He's sassed F. A. within his office. “The Big Batik on the Corner” Page One Hundred and Seven

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FEED FLOUR HAY CITY FLOUR COMPANY POULTRY INCUBATORS REMEDIES Louise Miles: Say, kid, did you notice the audience when 1 stepped on the stage? Why, they all sat with their mouths open. Clarence Ditto: Aw, gwan, they didn't all yawn at once. First Student: Where ya’ going? Second Student: To take a chemistry exam. First Student: Tha acid test, huh? Ebbler: McCulloh, when were you born? Doodles: April 2. Ebbler: Late again. DRAMA IN ONE ACT Scene--Downtown street. Time—About 8 o’clock. Two young men, high school seniors, meet in middle of stage. First Student: Where ya goin’? Second Student: Home to bed. First Student faints. (Curtain) Ivan L.: Hey, Teddy, do you know where your crazy bone is? Teddy W. : No. where? Ivan: Well, yours is on the top of your neck. Ebbler (in phy.) : Mahon, what is the best conductor of electricity? Vernon Mahon: Why—er. Ebbler: Correct. First Fresh: I see where the B. B. team plavs the Alumni. Second Fresh: Yes, but where is that town? What in heck is my mattress stuffed with? demanded the summer boarder. It s full of corners. Shucks, responded the grizzled old farmer. Shucks? Shucks. Shucks! The fact that we have to go through with ninth hour shows W. Frankfort has no society for prevention of cruelty to dumb animals. Vesta (reading history report): “Lee threw his left wing over the Federal’s right------- Voice: Some bird! Ebbler: Emmett, it doesn't strike me lhat you are studying very hard.’ Bull Dunn: It don't knock me down either. Red B.: My girl has too much education. Bruno: How come? Red: She calls the Childs’ Restaurant, La Cafe des Infants. Page One Hundred and Six §

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A. W. HIBBS Special Agent VIENNA NURSERY HEDGE FENCE SPECIALTY Box 77 Frankfort Heights You Have Tried the Rest Now Try the Best— J. C. WHARRY Dealer in HOME KILLED MEATS AND FANCY GROCERIES JOIN THE BIG YOUNG PEOPLE’S CLASS CHRISTIAN SUNDAY SCHOOL CORNER JACKSON AND POPLAR Meets Every Sunday Largest Young People's at 9:45 Class in City Soph: I see in the paper that three persons were killed in a feud. ’ Fresh (knowingly): “Those cheap cars are dangerous. Solicitious Alumni: “And where is that boy of yours? T’other One: “He’s been in Harvard three years now.” S. A.: “Too bad. my brother's boy turned out the same way but they got him in Leavenworth. “Ah wins. “What yuh got? “Three aces. “No yuh don’t. Ah wins. What yuh got? Two nines an’ a razor. “Yuh shoh do. How come yuh so lucky? Drayer Elec. Hardware Co. 226 East Main Street Phone 6 GENERAL HARDWARE—DEVO PAINTS AND VARNISHES WESTERN ELECTRIC WASHING MACHINES ATWATER-KENT RADIOS ELECTRICAL CONTRACTING AND SUPPLIES Page One Hundred and Eight