Fountain Hill High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Bethlehem, PA)

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seventy Class Prophecy ANY years after graduation two members of the Class of '39 met on an ocean voyage. That evening, while strolling on the upper deck beneath the stars, their conversation turned to for- mer years when they had roamed the halls of dear old F. H. H. S. Wondering how fate had treated their classmates, they turned to the stars, as they were both quite fond of star gazing. These are the se- crets the stars revealed to them. Grace Beck is posing for coilfures which outdo any of the Mid- Victorian Era. Jeanne Kunkle is President of the Gossip, Gum, and Giggles Club. Louis Broderick has just won the title of wor1d's champion tobacco auctioneer. Gerald Bachman is tracking down spies for the Secret Service. His disguise as a woman is said to be impenetrable. Lloyd Fatzinger, now a lieutenant in the U. S. Army, is spending considerable time in the hoosegow due to arguments with superior officers. Eleanor Manners is sending musical hellos over the wire for the Bell Telephone Company. Henry Baumann is using his height to advantage in washing win- dows of the Empire State Building. Jean Edwards is teaching the three R's to a group of numskulls. Edward Beier has the role of the henpecked husband in the stage production 'iWives versus Husbands. Helen Klusek is posing for advertisements for a prominent eye wash manufacturer. William Noctor, a former captain in the U. S. Army, has resigned to become president of the Noctorsky Aircraft Corporation. Madalynne Shurts, our professed man hater, is keeping house for the hubby. Joe Ballek has just been crowned wor1d's heavy-weight wrestling champion. Paul Cope is operating a beauty parlor for men, specializing in hair waving. Pearl Keck is being featured on the Olive Palm Soap program as Accordie Anne. Richard Morrissey is now on a trip to Ireland to kiss the Blarney Stone. Vim X H i 2 ier.a.fffaJt..f:e., rt, 3...

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Claire Jacoby is a creator of new steps for Jitterbugs. Jimmy Eddinger is the latest screen discovery for R. O. K. Films. Paul Gilbert is getting up and down in this world as an elevator boy. Charles Ihle, the exception to the rule, is practicing farming in- stead of butchering. Viola Kotz is teaching do re mi's at the Kotz Academy of Music. Edna Marsteller is an authority on How to Lose Pounds the Correct Way. Rosemary Hartzell is pursuing the advice given by Edna Mar- steller. Ruth Beardslee's sketches are now appearing in two magazines. Bruce Bachert, Earl Cressman and Walter Pierok are starring as pianist, drummer, and trumpeter, respectively, in their orchestra. Olga Krivy is modeling bathing suits for the Perfect-Fit Corpor- ation. Anna Hanner has just succeeded Alexander Woolcott as our fore- most literary critic. Helen Check is doing research work on a proposed universal lan- guage of groans, growls, and grunts. Samuel Ottinger has gone into business and is an executive for a ham importing concern. Warren Zingler is a heckler on Bill Faker's Radio Program. Margaret Yost is dancing her Way into the hearts of men at the most beautiful ballrooms in New York. Eleanor Landis is coming out this spring as leading debutante of Fountain Hill. Gertrude Konrad's lovely singing voice is yours at the twist of a radio dial. Edward Posch is becoming prominent these days as a street cleaner. Martin Wieand is designing airplanes for the Noctorsky Corpor- ation. Charles Harlor is a tuba soloist in the United States Army. Prohibition has returned and Phil Vooz is running a speakeasy on Delaware Avenue. His beverages are being supplied by Alfred Ron- ca. Raymond Ramson is manufacturing the radios of the nation. Thus the stars have been read. The readers, being simply amateurs who star gaze merely for pleasure, ask the leniency of the class if certain facts be slightly distorted or misinterpreted. HELEN KLUSEK WILLIAM Nocroa gs 3 eg at or 0? 5 S 5-.vi is 5 sezenty one we ff si?