Fountain Hill High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Bethlehem, PA)

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NETEEN THIRTY-EIGHT MEMOI If she If she If she If she If she If she If she If she If she If she Advice to tl1e Lovelorn fliy an Electricianj wants a date. ...... . wants to call .... . wants an escort ...... . . . . is narrow in her views. .. picks your pockets. . . goes up in the air. . . is hungry ...... is cold ......... is a poor cook ...... fumes and sputters ..... Poem There was a young lady named Stella, Fell in love with a bow-legged fella, This risky young chap Let her sit on his lap, . . . . .lllrtrr . . .lfcccivrr .flonductor .flmpliffr . .Detector f'071dl'118l'1' . . . .Feeder . . .Heater Discharger . . .Insulator And she fell right through to the eella, A.Girl Is Like . . . A book: usually bound to please. A train: often gets on the wrong track. A magazine: lots of fiction beneath the cover. A program: subject to change without notice. An automobile: often runs people down. A lamp: apt to Hare up and get turned down. A banjo: often picked on by her friends. A thermometer: often of very high degree. A cigar: inclined to be puffed up at all times. A stove: often needs a new lid. seventy-sezfen

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M IRS NINETEEN THIRTY- IGHT Bertha Pongracz has just been crowned Miss America for the third consecutive year. Earl Sugg is tripping the light fantastic with his partner Beatrice Snyder at the Waldorf-Astoria. James Hobar is using his Pepsodent Smile to the best advan- tage, and is posing for toothpaste advertisements. Chester Klotz is president of the Street Cleaners Association, and is assisted by such invaluable men as Edward Posch, Edward Brown and Stephen Bobick. Claire Huff is doing magnificently, managing a turkish bath, establishment. Frank Mohap is playing professional basketball at Madison Square Garden. Edward Wesenberg, now known as Man Mountain Butch , has ust been crowned the new bone breaker champion. VVilliam Pfeifie is an instructor of ethics at Cedar Crest College. Robert Sloyer, an admiral in the Navy, is cruising in the Med- iterranean Sea. Betty Hagy is doing some vigorous campaigning for an anti- noise reform. George Spangenberg is president of Bethlebem's largest bank, assisted by l1is worthy secretary, Evelyn Hafner. Thomas Haney, the handsome brute, is posing for collar ads for a famous magazine. Charles Miller is hitting a new high in touring the country with his all-star minstrel show featuring James Eddinger, who is crooning his way into the hearts of the fairer sex. YVallace Johnson is now quite prominent as a captain in the U. S. Army. James Moyer is judging baby contests for Bush and Bull Cor- poration. Edward Mittal, through long years of study, has succeeded in becoming president of Lehigh University. Eugene Shurts has just been crowned heavyweight champion in the Bethlehem Globe-Times Boxing Tournament. Anna Bruno has left this country and is now in Japan doing missionary work. Angeline Lorenzo has gone back to her native land, Spain, and is teaching English in a high school. Thus the leaves had prophesied, We record the fates of this class, hoping for the indulgence of our classmates if some fates are a bit misconstrued or misinterpreted. E l MARTHA MALBURG '38 FRANK Moxuv '38 seventy-six

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MEMOIRS NINETEEN THIRTY EIG Name Francis Bender Stephen Bobick Edward Brown Francis Brown Anna Bruno Norman Carl Frank Csrnko Marjorie Delp James Eddinger Doris English Michael Ford Dorothy Gaal Michael Geiger Evelyn Hafner Betty Hagy Thomas Haney Catherine Harle James Hobar Claire Huif W'allace Johnson Chester Klotz Lewis Leach Angeline Lorenzo Pet Saying Yeah, sure. Oh sure, I did that. Oh no, I don't mean that. Oh yeah! Is this right? Hey Shelly! Hey Klotz! Keep quiet. She's swell. Oh no Y Hey Zitz ! For heaven's sake! Take it easy. Pardon me. Isn't that awful? Do ya know what? Hobby Basketball Roller skating Woodwork Sports Cooking Art Basketball Tennis Basketball Singing Basketball Art Basketball Tennis Dancing Shooting Ain't I the one, though?Dramatics I reckon so. Cut it out. Oh yeah! Listen here now. Oh that's nothing. Oh no! Shooting Dancing Basketball Basketball Music Reading seventy-eight