Fountain City High School - Fountennial Yearbook (Fountain City, IN)

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OLIVER N. HUFF, M. D. FOUNTAIN CITY, IND. OFFICE HOURS: Until 8:30 A. M.: 12:00 to 1:30 P. M.: 6:00 to 7:30 P. M. Telephone 122. Power Cultivators and Tractors Machinery and Implements WAYNE TRACTOR AND MACHINERY CO. FOUNTAIN CITY, IND. CARPER Sz WILLIAMS DR. C. B. BENSON Richmond, Indiana No. 210 K. of P. Building Hours 8:30 A. M. to 4:00 P. M. Fountain City. Indiana Hours 5:00 P. M. to 9:00 P. M.: 6:00 A. M. to 7:30 A. M. Specializing in all chronic diseases Treating with internal medicines Twenty-four years experience and study at your service Consultation gratis Delays are dangerous BARTEL SI ROHE OFFICE AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES Everything f0r the Student, Teacher. or School Room 921 Main Street. RICHMOND, INDIANA

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