Fountain City High School - Fountennial Yearbook (Fountain City, IN)

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THE PUBLIC WILL NOT KNOW YOUR BUSINESS From the very nature of the relation, your banker is bound to know many things about your personal and private affairs. This bank has always regarded the relationship existing between it- self and its depositors as confidential. We would not thing of divulging information in reference to one of our depositors. We regard the relation to be as strictly confidential as is the relation of attorney and client or physician and patient. You may come to this bank with the knowledge that the public will know nothing of your affairs. FOUNTAIN STATE BANK FOUNTAIN CITY, INDIANA 1882 1922 THE TEACHERS COLLEGE OF INDIANAPOLIS A Standard N0rmal School Accredited Offers the Following Courses: Kindergarten and Primary Home Economics Public School Music Public School Art Rural Graded School Special classes for teachers of experience. Special classes for review of the common branches. Send fOr catalog giving dates of entrance ELIZA A. BLAKER, President 23rd and Alabama Sts. Indianapolis, Indiana GRADUATES-I WANT YOU That is what BUSINESS is saying to YOU. Business is always call- ing for new recruits-young men and women who are specifically pre- pared for business positions, and ambitious to succeed. This is a SCHOOL OF SPECIALIZATION. When you are ready, enter here, and your whole time, thought and energy will be concentrated upon the subject of PREPARING FOR CERTAIN, DEFINITE, SPECI- FIC SERVICE IN BUSINESS. Our school will be in session all summer. We never close. So, just as soon as you are ready, you could start here. You can make every day count. For BUDGET OF INFORMATION and full particulars, see, write or telephone W. L. STUMP. Manager RICHMOND BUSINESS COLLEGE Colonial Building, Seventh and Main

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