Fortuna Union High School - Megaphone Yearbook (Fortuna, CA)

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X , 7 ,Q L V Jokes Miss Dale: Tl1ere's a big gap in the center of the stage. Verne Wood: There won't be a big gap there when Emylou gets where she belongs. Oificer fTo couple in parked autob: Don't you see the sign Fine for Parking ? Henry H.: Yes, ofiicer, I see it, andll heartily agree with it. Art: There are several things I can count on. Ruby: Y eah, what are they '? Art: My fingers. Mr. Bowersox Cin Physics laboratory, cutting a piece of cork for Joe Siinmonsj Joe Simmons: It squeaks, doesn't it? Bob Newman: You'd squeak too, if you were being cut. Julielo: How many fellows bring you candy? Marian: All of them except you. Julielo: Well, bring some out, I'm hungry. Adele Bianchi fAt poultry showb: Oh, look at the funny ducks. What gives them those red things around their eyes? Elsie Anderson: I don't know. mustdlbe their t1'ade-mark, I guess. Orville Richmond: G'by, Otis, see you Sunday. Otis M.: Why, are you coming out to my place Sunday? , Orville: No, I'ni going to buy a funny paper. Emmett: I called on Maxine last night, and I wasn't inside the door when her mother asked me my intentions. Chet: That must have been embarrassing. Emmett: But that is not the worst of it. John M.: Pardon ine, but is that your baby Austin out there? Janice: Yes. John M.: Well, the ants are dragging it under the sidewalk. .1. 4 .,. Vivian McLean: Why are you so ne1'vous and pale? Air Mail Pilot: We have lost both our wings. Vivian: Well, never mind, we can get new ones when we land. Page Eighty-six

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Y if or L n Jokes Any farmer who cashes a milk or cream check and then uses the money to buy oleo should be ashamed to go home and look an old cow in the face. Lowell S. fleaving schoolj: Goodbye. 1,111 indebted to you for all I know. Prof. Jenner: Don't mention such a trifle. Harold E: Here comes the parade -your sister will miss it. Where is she? Nellie P.: She's waving her hair upstairs. Harold: Gosh, can't she afford a Hag? a1 1.1 21 Norvin W.: Oh, take oii' your hat. Joe Simmons: What hat '? Norvin W.: That hat youfre talking th1'ough. Singer: And for Bonnie Annie Laurie I'd lay me down and die. Listener Qrisingbz Is Miss Laurie in de audience ? A' ec ::- :s Miss Dale: Do you know the motive in that Russian composition they are playing? Florene B. fIn Music Appreczjz By the sound, I would say it was revenge. sz zu pg: Miss Hornaday: If there are any absent whose names I have not called, let them speak up at this time. Selma Wise fin drug storel: I want some powder. Clerk: Face, gun, or bug? Selma : Face. Clerk : Scented 7 V Selma: No, I'll take it with me. Dick B.: What kind of ears has an engine 'Z Lyle W.: I don't know. Dick B.: Why, engineers, of course. I have a keen sense ofbhumorf' Peggy Hall stated. So I noticed, replied Audrey East, When I saw you smiling at yourself in the dressing room mirror. Page Eighty-eight