Fortuna Union High School - Megaphone Yearbook (Fortuna, CA)

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.L I V Jokes Vilena Bryant: Who is the smallest man in history? Rose Gill: I'll bite. V. B.: A Roman soldier vrholwent to sleep on his watch. Esther: If I should die, what would you do? Henry: I'd almost go crazy. Esther: Would you look for another? Henry: No, I wouldn't go as crazy as all that. Chet E.: Do you know a man who shaves twenty times a day? Pete M.: No, no man can shave twenty times a day, his beard can- not grow that fast. Chet: But there is. Pete: VVho? Chet: A barber. Mr. Jabusch Cin woodwork shopj : What are you working on, Reed '! Reed: Not a thing, what do you Want me to Work on? Wilson Belloni: It's no use, Miss Dale, I can't kneel in these trous- ers. They won't give. Miss Dale: Maybe you can let them out. Chas. Hazleton: They might let him out. Miss Beaber: There's a salesman outside with a mustache. Mr. Badura: Tell him I'm in conference. Miss B.: I did, and he wants to know if you'll get out before he has a beard. Mr. llowersoxz Give me some of that prepared nonoaceticaidester of salicylic acid. Druggist: Do you mean aspirin? Mr. Bowersox: I never can think of that name. is :A -:- Miss Beaber: Go to Everson, and tell Miss Shorthand that Merle Stewart is Wanted in the office. Vlyl Carl T. fto coachlz What can I do to avoid falling arches? Coach D.: Get out of thedway. U In Leland P.: Have you read 'tFreckles ? Melvin H.: No, I have the brown kind. Page Ninety

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