Fortuna Union High School - Megaphone Yearbook (Fortuna, CA)

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Uhr fllllegaphnnv f jokes f On a mule we find two legs behind. And two we find before we stand behind Before we find what the two behind be for. Mr. Jenner: How is it you have written only ten lines on milk when the others in the class have done pages? Frank G.: I've done mine on condensed milk. :g :5: :ic 4- Carl Harvey: There are two things that keep you from being a good dancer. Wayne Jarvis: What are they? Carl: Your feet. 13: Q: :gr Scoop Petersen: I hope you are carrying out those ideas I wrote you about. Mr. Kelly fin journalism classhz Did you meet the boy with the Waste paper basket? Pete: Yes. Mr. Kelly: Well he was carrying out your ideas. Miss Ford: Have you done any public speaking? Truman: Well, I proposed to nine girls over the telephone in our section of the country once. 211 23 il Animals were being discussed in Mr. Kelly's class. He stated, We will now name the lower type of animals beginning with Bob Hanna. :': ra :': :Q Great pains from little facheh-corns grow. -2 1: :gi ff Art Larsen: Gotta Sweetheart? De Russy: I did have. Art: Where is she now? De Russy: I put her back in circulation. :F Pk af 23 Ronald: My razor doesn't cut at all! Elloise: Why, Ronald, you don't mean to tell me that your beard is tougher than the linoleum. Kinny: I can't shoot my husband 'till we get out of Fortuna. Stan B: Aw, why not? Kinny: It's against the law to have a revolver here. Bus Thompson: Have ya' gotta pin? Bill Moore: Common, rolling, belaying, ten, safety, bar, stick, cotter, hair, hat, wrist, beauty, scarf, tie, or fraternity? Page N inety-three

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Uhr illlvgaphnne f jokes f Miss East: In which of his battles was King Gustavus Adolphus killed '? Henry Bender Qsleepilyb : I think it was the last one. :ii SF 214 P14 Miss Gatton: It gives me great pleasure to give you 98 in this ex- amination. Spigot: Make it 100 and thoroughly enjoy yourself. if 35 lil Pl! Mr. Kelly: Name some cereals. Percy Miller: Grapenuts. Ellen Maple: Mr. Kelly, do grapenuts come from grapefruit? James McCloskey: I am looking for a job that will pay me about five thousand per. Mr. Kegler: The rest of that word, James is P-E-R-H-A-P-S. :gf 4: :ga Lg: A equals Girl. B equals Boy. C equals Chaperone. A plus B plus C equals Hades. A plus B minus 'C equals Heaven. Mr. Stenback: It's astounding! One hundred per cent depreciation in value in one year. Miss Everson: What is it? Mr. Stenback: Automobile license plates. BIC :ll S4 ak Leonard Stillings: What markings are there on your tennis ball ? Dean Bowers: Not yours, in red ink. Paloma Smith: Did you enjoy your hike out in the country? Zella Aldrich: No, we had to walk most of the way. When the Donkey saw the zebra He began to switch his tail :- Well I never, was his comment, . There's a mule that's been in jail. Miss Bowker: How do astronomers know when there is going to be an eclipse? Dorothy McGovern: Well I guess they can read the papers. Miss Blake: Use these three words in a single sentence: defeat, de- tail, defence. Jay Jones: De feet went over de fence before de tail. Page Ninety-four