Fort Lewis College - Katzima Yearbook (Durango, CO)

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T L E Volume I GREELEY, cotoiumo, JUNE 5, 1918 Page I BIOLOGICAL PROFESSOR MAKES STARTLING DISCOVERY J. C. Johnson Has Learned Interesting Facts in Re- gard Inheritance C. T. C.eeProfessor J. C. Johnson, the well known Bi- ologist of the Colorado State Teachers College, has just presented to the Biological world one of the most in- teresting discoveries which has been made since Dar- win's discovery of Revolution. The Professor has spent the greater part of his time since he has been at' C. T'. C. in tracing out this interest- ing fact. He is now having his treatise on the subject printed in book form and will distribute copies free gratis. The Curcible is putting forth its best efforts to ob- tain the material for publi- cation before the book is put on the market. Up to date, however, no contract has been made. The discovery made by the professor is one which has puzzled biologists for years, that is, why are wooden legs not' inherited. After several years of experimenting in which the professor traveled over a large part of the campus making investiga- tions, he has at last found the reason. At a banquet given in his honor last night by the mem- bers of the Feline Vivisec- tion Club, of which Dr. L. A. Adams is President, Mr. Johnson made the following, startling statement: After making a thorough study of a number of Egyptian Mum- H1165 and also of some of the notorious Fossils now con- nected with C. T. C., I am convinced that wooden legs are not inherited, because they are artificial. M FEAR POPULAR COLLEGE PROFESSOR LOSING MIND Ge0f'Qe W. Finley Makes Statements Which Cause Much Comment C. T. C., June 1.-It was reported here today that George IV. Finley, who for a number of years has been an active member of the State Teachers College Fac- ulty. IS losing his mind. Members of the faculty anfl students are both very much COUCGFIIGG. as Mr. Finley has always been considered a large asset to the College. His demented condition was first noticed when on the chapel platform the pro- fessor began raving about a triangular woman. It is thought while in this condi- tion he still thinks in terms of Geometry and applies them to the other things which enter his mind. He is not as yet considered dangerous and is still at large. Dr. Towne has been asked to try one of the famous Penn Tests on him at an early date. CACHE LA POUDRE MANAGEMENT CLEARS QUARTER MILLION Management Said to Have Made Fortune TRIAL PENDING C. T. C., June 1-iVord was received here today that H. Gr-after Kelly, who for the past six months has been acting in the capacity of Business Manager of the Cache la Poudre Company, had been indicted by the Federal Grand Jury and placed under bond of 5llZ5,000, which was furnished by Victor Jones, pending trial set for June 15. Rfhen arrested last night, Kelly made the following state- ment to Ciub-reporter H. C. Benjamin of the Curcible, after he had been warned that anything he might say would prob- ably be used against' him later. I admit I have made a small fortune by overcharges, but am confident that noth- ing can be proved on me, as I have covered my work care- fully. The money has all been placed in safe keeping. My phenomenal success, Kelly stated, 'tis largely due to the assistance rendered me by R. T. Bennett in procuring snapshots of the buildings and grounds which were indis- pensable in this work. It is understood that' Bennett also has a police record and will also share in the profits. He is now behind the bars in the Culbertson jail in the absence of adequate bond. Investigation was first started last Monday, when it was reported that' the person in question had entered Nelson's Jewelry Store and had asked the latest prices on diamond rings. It is understood that Kelly will retain the noted labor lawyer and agitator, Jessie R. Shaw, as his attorney. PLEASE NOTICE In this edition there are some full page advertise- ments and a number' of smaller 01165. The me11 whose names appear on these pages consti- tute Greeley's must reliable merchants. As far as possi- ble give THEM your business. They are looking for results, don't disappoint them. EDITOR. LAFOLLETTE 8: JACKSON Barbers The Greeley Loan Company REAL ESTATE INSURANCE LOANS s Shaw Your Buy Word? Roberts- Loans Investments Bonds HLEFTY LOUIE BAXTER WEARS HIS WHITE COLLAR TO C. T. C. Famous Athlete Gives Sur- prise to Friends and Others C. T. C., June 1.- Lefty Louie Baxter, alias Porky Baxter, alias A. Baxter, the Cinlfamous athlete of the Colorado State Teachers Col- lege, appeared in our midst' today wearing an almost white collar., This is the second time in the history of the institution that this has occurred and President Crabbe has asked the State Board to consider making this a legal holiday in re- membrance of the occasion. It was rumored that Lefty also wore a coat instead of the usual gray sweater and for a time this caused con- siderable comment, but the statement was later denied by V. N. Chick .Tones who claims to be personally ac- fiuainted with Louie. I have every reason to he- lieve, Mr. Jones stated to the Curcible reporters, that the latter charge brought against Mr. Baxter is false. I am sorry to say that I have known him for some time and cannot believe that he would be guilty of this. R. T. Bennett, one of the swiftest camera men on the Curcible stad, made several desperate attempts to obtain a snapshot for publication, but was unable to do so be- cause oZ the large crowd which surrounded the sub- ject. Mr. Lefty stated that while he did not care to have it made public, he came to get his Sum Loudy Recommen- dation from the College. HOT DISCUSSION OCCURS AT MEETING OF WELL KNOWN CLUB A. F. Carter Expounds The- ories of Hoover and of St. Paul C. T. C.. June 1.-A warm discussion occurred at the last meeting of the Ancient Order of High Brows, which took place a short time ago. In the course of the meeting it was suggested that at the last meeting of the. year, which will be some time 111 May, a dinner should be given and each member of the agonization should be taxed to pay for same. A. F. Carter rose to his feet immediately and lnade 2- lengthy address on conversa- tion as laid down by Hoover. He also referred to a Dassage of scripture which he. said applied to this rJa1't1f?U1H1' case and had been written especially, it seemed to him, for this occasion. The quoi tation was as follows: tI1 meat maketh my brother to offend I will eat not meat while the world stands. At the close of the heart-render- ing address Lorenzo Abbott arose and with tear-dimmed eyes moved that' the dinner be called oft in the name of patriotism. Viihen he had finished, the rioinll-any UNHH1- mously voted to do away with all useless expense and each signed 21 P19039 promising to spend no mon- ey for unnecessary things. N. B. fCopied from Gree- ley Tribune Republican two days laterl. The IVeld Coun- ty Auto Company announces with pleasure the sale of two new 7-passenger Buick Sixes -one to liilr. A. F. Carter. the other to Mr. Lorenzo Abbott, both wealthy College professors. JUST SAY YOU SAW IT IN THE CURCIBLE

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