Fort Lee High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Fort Lee, NJ)

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THE PIONEER V30 new uf avi O wah.-4 emi, JOKES A SOCIAL ERROR? llfliss Brady: Olga, here is your slip. Olga Cin consternationjz lyly slip! NVhere is it? TALL STORY? lVIrs. Quinn: This, class, is the formula with which one of my pupils used to find the volume of a fish bowl. Clever student: 'Sounds like a fish story. CLEVER CU POETIC RESPONSE lwiss Meeker treading a poem about a coal minej : Fling us a handful of starsq Philip: Hit .him over the head with a shovel. VVHAT LANGUAGE IS IT? Miss Wallet to Rcsenblum: Das ist alles, asseyez-vous. GETTING UP IN THE WORLD lVIrs. Foley: What would happen if all the atmospheric pressure on your body were released, lVIiss Oman? ' Virginia: IVhy-Why I suppose you'd float! . SOIHETIIVIES I VVONDER ?Sam Haas in Latin class: Shouldn't that word be posterity instead of descend- ants. BLONDE OR BRUNETTE? Joe Oliva translating Latin: Mrs. Strong, what does that word mean? lwrs. Strong: It means coils, Joseph. Joe Qtranslatingl: Oh, and out of the water glided two slimy, black snakes with long curls. ' 76

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THE PIONEER Val UV SOLV E llrlrs. Foley fin desperationl: VVhat do we teach algebra for anyway? Haas: To find X. THE SAR-IE DIFFERENCE Fanny Wilson wasted five minutes of the class period trying to convince Mrs. Quinn that to multiply a number hy 2 was not the same as doubling it. FLATTERING THE MALE FACULTY Illarjory Ortlip: I snapped all of the men teachers including Mrs. Quinn and llflrs. Foley. ' VVE THINK SO TOO - Betty Kupfer: This is the beginning of a series of miscellaneous speeches, the first of which will be Dean Grandin. . XVHY NOT INSTALLTHE COOLING SYSTEM? Il'Irs. Strong: VVhy did the Romans believe that there were so many rivers in Hades? - VVise Guy: So they could jump in to cool themselves when they got too hot. IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER IXfIrs. Quinn :y Vincent, when you and Emil are together, who listens? Vincent: VVhoever is with us. SHE'S USED IT! AEnglish III class discussing fallacious arguments in advertisements: Kiss-proof lipstick--it never comes off. Maellen: Oh, but it does. SHE'S GOT HIS NUINIBER A Ilfliss Ilrieekgrz Number of your book, Philip? Philip: I don't know yet. There's a 9 in the book, but I think it's a 12. HER IWENAGERIE History class emitting a great roar in answer to a question. Bliss Brady: Goodness! am I training animals? ' ADVICE TO BEAU IDEAL If she wants a date ...... ' ................................. ..... 1 neter If she comes to call .............. .... r eceiver If she proves your fears are wrong .... compensator If she is slow to comprehend ....... ,accelerator If she picks your pockets ........ , , ,reformer If she plays you false ....... ..,.. d etector If she goes up in the air . . .condenser If she likes to eat .... ..,,. f eeder If she eats too much .. .... reducer If she is a poor cook .... . .discharger If she is wrong ...... .... r ectifier If she is cold .......... ..... h eater If she fumes and sputters .. . . .insulator If she wants a vacation . .transmitter If she talks too much .interrupter If she is narrow in her vieus . . .ampliher If she shouts in public . . ........ .... c orrector -...g.f 77 55..-